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Tue Apr-01-08 08:52 PM
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MUST READ!!!: Memo Leaked From the DNC about Denver Agenda |
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Edited on Tue Apr-01-08 09:21 PM by KansasVoter
This memo was leaked to a friend of mine who had a friend who works at the DNC. It is the preliminary agenda for the convention in Denver. I have just listed the agenda for the day when the super delegates will vote. Please do not share outside this forum!!! Howard Dean’s comments are in parentheses with his initials. (HD-Example)
1:00pm – Opening speech by Howard Dean
1:30pm – Senator Obama addresses the Super Delegates about why he should receive their vote. His bullet points are as follows: (sent by the Obama camp)
• Why I am qualified to receive your votes and why I can win the general Election
2:00pm - Senator Clinton addresses the Super Delegates about why she should receive their vote. Her bullet points are as follows: (sent by the Clinton camp, Hillary has also requested 4 hours for her comments???, she also had many cuss words that I removed and I denied her request to have Bill and her both address the Super Delegates in song)
• Why I was owed this nomination and the price you will pay if I don’t get it!! • How the caucuses were not fair to my campaign! Primaries were the only fair way to count votes. • How large states should only be counted in the delegate count and the 40 small states were not represented fairly by my supporters.
• How the Electoral College should be used to pick the nominee. • How older white women should have been used to pick the nominee. • I can make your life a living hell when we get back to congress (HD-???) • How the black vote exceeded the normal usual percent of black turnout and should not be counted for Obama, because, if you did not know, he is a black man. Someone who some whites will not vote for. (HD-Is she drunk???)
• How Florida and Michigan, even if I add in their totals, do not give me the lead, should be counted TWICE because they were left out so long that the delegates from those states grew INTEREST so there are actually more delegates available from those two states. (HD-researching delegate interest)
• How myself, a West Point graduate, can get us out of the war in Iraq! • Since Obama “the black man” raised more money, I propose that his delegate count be reduced by the percent of money he had over the amount I had. This would be fair because an election should not be based on money.
• We should not count states that were won by more than 20 percent since it is statistically hard to win by more than 20 percent and that just does not seem right. • How I can do things to your political future that would make you cry like a little girl. (HD – I am not sure this is even legal) • People of a certain race tend to vote for their same race. • FYI, 80% of the country is White people like me. • I ran the country 80% of the time while Bill was president and actually campaigned disguised as him during the 1996 election. • Obama should receive a “really good speaker’ penalty. This would be fair since I am a little dry when speaking and an election should not be based on personality.
• Do you know who the hell I am? I am Hillary Clinton for god’s sake. Hillary Clinton!!! Do you understand what I am telling you? I can and will crush you like an ant! (HD-can we even allow this??)
• My campaign was not prepared to campaign after Super Tuesday, and my threats to Obama were ignored about quitting after Super Tuesday, so we should only count 50% of the votes after Super Tuesday. (HD-for the love of god she is insane)
5:30 – Super Delegates Vote for Obama
6:30 – Hillary runs around screaming at people for 30 minutes.
7:00 – Hillary and Bill are removed by DNC security.
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Tue Apr-01-08 08:54 PM
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:spray: :spray:
:rofl: :rofl:
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Tue Apr-01-08 08:55 PM
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Tue Apr-01-08 08:57 PM
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4. Well sure - but it could be a scenario |
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Wed Apr-02-08 06:48 PM
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Tue Apr-01-08 09:02 PM
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5. Which part tipped you off? |
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:)
I tried to explain April Fool's jokes to my kids today. They were totally obnoxious. I kept trying to get them to understand the concept that the closer the joke is to plausibility the more likely they will actually "get" someone. The OP strikes me as being a bit like one of my kids' April Fool's jokes. So outrageous it's not about to fool anyone. But you never know....
:popcorn:
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Tue Apr-01-08 09:06 PM
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8. Did you see the penguins flying south? (On edit: North?) |
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Edited on Tue Apr-01-08 09:13 PM by BuyingThyme
That'll teach 'em.
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Tue Apr-01-08 09:30 PM
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11. It is no more fake than Rocky Balboa. |
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Tue Apr-01-08 09:35 PM
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12. I don't drink coffee, thanks. |
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Tue Apr-01-08 09:54 PM
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13. What? Are you serious? Do you have proof? |
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Tue Apr-01-08 10:56 PM
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15. Actually, no proof. Like the Bosina story! |
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Tue Apr-01-08 08:56 PM
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Tue Apr-01-08 09:03 PM
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trying to figure out where to pencil this in?
Maybe on a huge teleprompter behind? They'll figure it out.
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Wed Apr-02-08 07:55 AM
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21. I needed a good laugh and this was perfect. Sadly... |
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I can actually picture this taking place.
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Tue Apr-01-08 09:02 PM
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6. The fact that I laughed when I read this |
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has triggered my liberal guilt reflex, and now I feel terrible. Maybe a glass of chardonay will make me feel better. Cheers.
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Tue Apr-01-08 10:10 PM
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Tue Apr-01-08 09:07 PM
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9. You know what the irony is?!! |
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Her supporters actually believe those points are valid. *Sigh*
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Tue Apr-01-08 09:25 PM
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Wed Apr-02-08 02:23 PM
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26. Got it in just in time! |
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Tue Apr-01-08 10:59 PM
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17. One more minute to go before April Fools' Day is over! You made it just in time! LOL. |
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Wed Apr-02-08 05:30 AM
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Wed Apr-02-08 05:32 AM
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19. LOL! Should make for good TV |
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Wed Apr-02-08 07:43 AM
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20. Oh, I think the real one will be good TV! |
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Wed Apr-02-08 10:01 AM
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22. This is hysterical!! Sadly, however... |
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I can actually picture this taking place come convention time!
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Wed Apr-02-08 10:34 AM
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23. Hillary screaming is a real possibility! |
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Wed Apr-02-08 10:55 AM
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24. I just sent this to my mom, a Montana voter, who's voice will actually be heard in this primary |
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Wed Apr-02-08 01:33 PM
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