Clinton's campaign registry

[Ino]

Hilliary's new fundraising tactic: Let your donors decide where their money is to be spent... like a wedding registry!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/03/AR2008040300407_pf.html

In an attempt to further tap the online donor market that has largely funded Obama's effort, Clinton plans to launch a new Internet program today that lets supporters choose where their money will go, much as wedding guests select gifts from a registry. Instead of china and crystal, users can purchase campaign signs, van rentals, airtime on radio stations and doorknob advertisements.

More choices:

Pay off the vendors I've been stiffing.
Buy me a clue!
Hire a professional joke writer.
Hire a sniper to give me combat experience.
Buy me an answering machine for all those 3am calls.
Buy me a new ad to replace the 3am one.
Pay back the money I loaned myself.
Pay the interest on the money I loaned myself.
Pay a photoshopper to create image of me shaking hands with MLK.
Buy a superdelegate!

[Lucky 13]

1. "Finance my personality transplant."

[Symarip]

2. Second laugh of the day (n/t)

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

3. "Pay Mark Penn's back wages." "Put straight into my wallet." "Pay Lanny Davis's hair club"