Nothing to see here

[Guava Jelly]

It's a saturday morning and I log on to DU
click over to gd:p to see what is new

I wonder what outrage I'll be reading this morn
For I am sort of addicted to this textual type porn

What claims will I read that are way way out there
What Retort to the claims and what shit will it stir

What article referenced from a blog from the right
And what previous friends will argue and fight

I open locked threads to get a quick lookie
Some over zealous DUer has gotten a cookie

Another sip of coffee and another thread I read
This one is claiming some sort of wrong deed

I don't even respond some times it is just better
I close the window and hide this crazy letter

I wonder

Why do we sit here day after day
and preach to the Choir in a negative way

It's very unlikely that any of this means squat
If you think it does, I assure you it does not.

There is a far better way to promote your candidate
Tell me why they are better and not why mine is shit.

Because one of the two will end up on top
And pretty soon all of this bitching will stop.

And all of the dirt posted on this website
Will be googled and referenced by our friends on the right

But don't worry or fret if we lose this election
Not much is at stake cept Supreme court selection

I will finish this rant with a little food for your brain
Just three little words..President John McCain :mad: