Extra - Lame Obama joke....

[jlpohio69]

sent to me by a good friend who happens to be a hardcore repug, and she sends me these repug e-mails all the time. this is by far the stupidest joke I have seen so far...

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*Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give
away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE
KITTENS" next to them.

Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a
motorcycle in front.

The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car.

"Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.

"Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not
even open yet."

What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.

"Democrats" says Little Suzy.

The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.

Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign
manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the
media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.

The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box
of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of
black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS
and CNN.

Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his
limo and walked up to Little Suzy.

"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all
these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away
today."

"Yes sir," Suzy said, "The are all REPUBLICAN kittens."

Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me that
they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

[DarienComp]

1. Little Suzy then gathered up the kittens in her little box, and dumped them deep in the woods

to teach them personal responsibility.

[myrna minx]

2. *snort*

:spray:

[bunkerbuster1]

3. Joke's ancient

And I've heard it with the parties reversed.

[Auntie Bush]

4. LOL That was a sweet joke.

[Catherine Vincent]

5. Yes, very lame. nt

[Cirque du So-What]

6. That joke was around when Jesus was in 3rd grade

It's the lamest sort of joke, since it can be applied to anyone simply by changing the names. Great jokes are made when it seems tailor-made for the target - for instance, the 'post turtle' joke about Dim Son. I realize it predates the WhistleAss administration, but it fits him so well that it's damn near perfect.

Your Repug friend exemplifies an observation I made many years ago: conservatism is fallow ground for humor. I offer Dennis Miller, Mallard Fillmore, and whatever that repugnant knockoff of The Daily Show on Pox News was called as prime examples.

[Auntie Bush]

8. Oh my God! Lighten up will ya?

Don't be so serious and develop a sense of humor.

[LittleClarkie]

12. But that joke's on Social Security.

It's using a walker.

It doesn't remember where it left its teeth.

It's ooooooooooooold.

[Cirque du So-What]

13. Oh, I've got a GREAT sense of humor...lessee if YOU do!

A priest, a rabbi & a liar walk into a bar and ask for a drink. The bartender replies, 'hi, Hillary!'

Laughing yet?

[Auntie Bush]

21. Ha Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,

That was a real corker and deserves a duzzie award. How about that for a sense of humor? :rofl:

[BuyingThyme]

7. :)

:)

[MonkeyFunk]

9. Little Suzy's a fucking whore

:rofl:

[CherokeeDem]

10. First time I heard this joke...

Al Gore told it at a dinner in Miami many years ago. Old but effective...he told it just a bit different, no news people, just a passerby wondering why the Republican kittens for sale, became Democratic kittens. All I say is SMART KITTIES!!!!!

[walldude]

11. You forgot the rest....

So Obama decides not to help the little girl and her Republican kittens. Enter John McCain.

John McCain hears of little Suzi's plight and heads off to meet the Republican kittens. "Nice kittens" he says. "Have they been baptized? Because you know I can only help you if they are Christian. "Oh yes Mr McCain they've been baptized" little Suzi replied.

"What about their citizenship", McCain asks, "are they American kittens? Because you know they could be Muslim kittens in disguise. There are terrorist kittens around every corner just waiting to turn America into one big litter box". "Oh no Mr McCain these are 100% red blooded American kittens".

John McCain, thinks for a second... then replies, "If those are god fearing Christian American kittens then tell them to get their lazy asses off goddamn welfare and pull themselves up by their little bootstraps!!!

edit: for various punctuation and spelling errors, sorry I was in a hurry..

[NanceGreggs]

14. Now THAT'S funny!

Thanks for the laugh, walldude!

:rofl:

[garry_neal_hazitin]

15. heres a better joke

after a joyful evening w/Viiagra and wife, john mccain is pushed awake from his sleep only to be inform'd,

it's 3am and the infamous red phone is ringing...she shouts john, get up the red phone is ringing.!

get up john, again she shouts...mccain mumbles back, I Can't, My Kickstand Won't Retract...!

[kwenu]

16. Yeah. That would be funny were it not for those WMDs nobody can find in Iraq.

[Danger Mouse]

17. I have a much better joke to share with you.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[countingbluecars]

19. It's been a while since

I've seen that one. It's kind of funny again!

[Danger Mouse]

20. then i have failed.

:cry:

[Bucky]

18. Yeah, well, well, um.... how are those kittens gonna fair when McCain denies them healthcare? Huh?

Okay, I need to work on my response to this.