Barack loves me, this I know

[LittleClarkie]

because his bio told me so

When I fall upon my face,

'bama saves me with his grace.

Yes, Barack loves MEEEEE.

Yes, Barack loves meeeeee.

Yes, Barack loves MEEEEEEEEEEEE.

His bio told me so...

:yoiks:

[Dr Fate]

1. We are all Obama's children. n/t

n/t

[rug]

3. There's a little piece of all of us in Obama.

[golddigger]

37. Yep, my piece got flush down the toilette bowl.

[DemVet]

42. LOL

[DemVet]

41. Hero worship is just sickening, particularly when it's a politician.

[Dr Fate]

47. True. Jokes and not-so-subtle sarcasm is also sickening to certain types.

I apologize for my sickening display-it must be all the lattes talking-We sip lattes as communion before we worship our great God-head, Obama.

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Obama is the reason for the primary season.

[sniffa]

4. Does he love you enough to spell his name right?

Then again, Barak is also a dog breed from Bosnia, and they are quite loyal.

[LittleClarkie]

8. Oh, Obama forgive me, for I have brain farted.

Forgive us our senior moments, and we forgive those who have senior moments before us.

Sadly, I changed it from the right spelling to the wrong one just before posting.

D'OH!

[sniffa]

13. Well, I don't hold it against you

Just pointing it out, because several of the most notorious HRC supporters (ha!) seem to enjoy misspelling his name in the same manner. :hi:

[DarienComp]

21. Sure you didn't mean Baraka from Mortal Kombat?

[LittleClarkie]

22. Hmm. Is he available for the VP slot?

Barack and Baraka, the heaven and hell ticket.

Eh? Eh?

[DarienComp]

23. Berke Breathed for Secretary of State!

[Bonobo]

5. You still can't spell your "candidate's" name?

Edited to add quotation marks.

[cooolandrew]

6. Exactly every democrat must get his 2 audio books. He speaks mostly of us than himself...

If you want to know this mans soul, listen both his audio books. His love for Americans is more than clear. Whether we be wrong whether we be right (or wright even) he cares for us.

[kwenu]

7. Oh, stop. You know how fragile Hillary supporters are. They'll be running in the streets screaming.

[cooolandrew]

12. Who set their hair on fire again. Very naughty of them.

[VotesForWomen]

38. please do stop, because i'm going to barf. nt

[Bonobo]

9. Am I being paranoid?

or is this looking like a plan that Hillary supporters dress themselves up as Obama supporters and then spout fanatic-sounding BS?

[LittleClarkie]

11. Haven't seen me around

enough to know that's ridiculous?

Nah, I'm just in a weird mood.

I'm a Wisconsinite, doncha know.

We got called Cheeseheads, and we took it as a compliment and started wearing foam dairy products on our heads.

Just turning a negative into a positive, and having a bit o' fun.

[Bonobo]

14. Ok, sorry. It was SUCH a weird post. Semi-religious.

Don't need to feed the insane cult argument.

'pologies.

[LittleClarkie]

16. Indeed

I am a Christian, and such comments, made seriously, make my teeth itch.

I'm rather parodying the thought here.

[Bonobo]

19. I have found that subtle parody is often a mistake here.

[DearAbby]

10. What a friend we have in Obama

all our beefs and griefs to bare.
What a privilege to carry
Those voters in November there.
Change for us, is in the air.

:hide::yoiks:


second verse, same as the first....all together now!

[DearAbby]

15. Cut this sheeeet out......

it's creeping me out!

[LittleClarkie]

18. Whatcha gonna do, ya biddy

hit me with that there purse?

[DearAbby]

20. Dont make me stop this thread and go over there

you'll be sorry...I have a side of frozen beef I swiped from the piggley wiggley in there!

[AtomicKitten]

17. He graduated Harvard/Editor of the Law Review & went back to Chicago to do community work

The best part is that he has had his same message of hope and change from the very beginning, dare I say Day One?!!! :)

[Ian David]

24. Obama's noodly appendage touches us all. n/t

[JohnnyLib2]

25. Oh, my God.

[democrattotheend]

26. Huh?

Sorry, but this thread sounds way too cultish. What's your point?

[Adelante]

27. She's fooling around

That's all.

[LittleClarkie]

28. Blasphemer.

Die Heretic!

[Dr Fate]

29. Well, after 6 straight weeks of eating nothing but cold rice, it makes plenty of sense.

The point is that we love you and you belong here. ;)

[LittleClarkie]

30. There's a thought

We could paint Obama purple and try for the "Barney" vote.

I love you... you love me...we're a happy fam-i-ly...



(I should probably go now...)

[jackson_dem]

31. If you believe enough in Barack nothing is impossible

[bridgit]

32. Yakkity yak, Barack's talk'n back

[golddigger]

33. Creepy and scary. I have a feeling that cult deprogramming is going to be the next big business.

[Adelante]

35. Tell it to these people

http://hillaryclintonforum.net/

[redqueen]

39. Psst... these are the jokes.

And they're not the disgusting kind where you make allusions to truly sick pictures with your 'funny'.

:hi:

[LittleClarkie]

44. Kerry krishna .... Kerry krishna...

Krishna ... krishna... Kerry, Kerry.

[Jamastiene]

34. ...and makes the baby Jesus cry. n/t

[EnviroBat]

36. I saw an image of the almighty Obama in my cereal bowl this morning.

I was truly blessed. Little birds came to me and sat upon my shoulder as the morning sun shone on my face. It was wonderful. I walked gleefully across my front yard,,, and tripped over one of my Obama signs, but lo, I was NOT injured. I then heard the great voice, it was the Obama, and he sayeth unto me, "Fear not, for though you may trip and fall stricken with clumsiness, I shall picketh you up, and brusheth you off, so sayeth the Obama..." It was, you know, nice.

[polichick]

40. His Aloha Spirit makes everyone feel good and respond with the best in themselves.

[Arugula Latte]

43. Barack is great

Barack is good
And we thank him
For our food
Amen.

[LittleClarkie]

46. Barack's neat, let's eat.

Amen.

[struck_dumb]

45. Too funny. Shh, he's everywhere and he could smote you...

[mdmc]

48. love