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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-08-08 06:58 PM
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Black Guy Asks Nation For Change
"The time for change is now," said the black guy, yelling at everyone within earshot for 20 straight minutes, practically begging America for change. "The need for change is stronger and more urgent than ever before. And only you—the people standing here today, and indeed all the people of this great nation—only you can deliver this change."
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The black guy is oddly comfortable demanding change from people he's never even met.

It is estimated that, to date, the black man has asked every single person in the United States for change.

"I've already seen this guy four times today," Chicago-area ad salesman Blake Gordon said. "Every time, it's the same exact spiel. 'I need change.' 'I want change.' Why's he so eager for all this change? What's he going to do with it, anyway?"


http://www.theonion.com/content/news/black_guy_asks_nation_for_change
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mucifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-08-08 07:52 PM
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1. gotta love "The Onion".
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-12-08 08:03 PM
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