Hillary Clinton, the quintessential All-American girl

[mtnsnake]

Hillary Clinton, the Quintessential All-American Girl
by yours truly

With her lush yellow hair flowing gently in the breeze
the thought of her beauty makes men weak in the knees
Her eyes are twinkling on a warm Spring night
as she inspires most women to attain a new height.

She moves with a divine swagger as she gracefully walks
Her honesty & integrity flow like water when she talks
She speaks with a voice as pretty as a lark
The sound of it makes baseball players hit one out of the park

Her intelligence & charm will just blow you away
With her it doesn't matter if you're straight or if you're gay
In a world of darkness she shines like a radiant pearl
and that's why she's known as the ultimate All-American Girl

The Goddess of Peace is a perfect blend of love and fight
She'll fight to the end and love us with all her might
If John McCain crosses her it will be one of his last ventures
Because if he upsets her too much she'll knock out his fucking dentures

The Swiftboat liars will come at her like swarming rats
but she'll brush them away like annoying little gnats
Throw a stone at her & she'll hit back with a brick
Republicans know this and they learned it mighty quick

Obama is a decent guy and might be President someday
but Hillary isn't about to let him stand in her way
There are tricks of the trade he still has to learn
When Hillary is done he can then have his turn :smoke:

[marmar]

1. Enjoyed your weekend in Amsterdam, did you?

:smoke: Next time, avoid the Amsterdam skunk. It impairs your ability to make sense.

[azmouse]

2. ...

:popcorn:

[Cooley Hurd]

3. Creepy...

:scared:

[mtnsnake]

11. Sleepy

:hippie:

[Cooley Hurd]

15. Streepy?

[mtnsnake]

21. Steepy

[TheWraith]

4. And you have the temerity to call Obama supporters creepy and cultish? nt

[mtnsnake]

5. Dam write

[tammywammy]

6. Riiiiight, and the Obama supporters are the cultish ones

:crazy:

[Bonobo]

7. You should be complimented for posting that.

But not by me.

;)

[IndianaGreen]

8. There is a whiff of sexism and male chauvism in the air

and it is coming from the Hillaryis44 crowd!

:wow:
Obama is 44! Deal with it! :woohoo:

[rodeodance]

9. Luv yah mtsnake---Lovely tribute.

[mtnsnake]

10. Thanks, rodeodance...

:loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

12. You didn't drink the Kool-Aid -- you just snorted the powder.

[mtnsnake]

14. I took the koolaid, the powder, and I mixed in some clam chowder

:smoke:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

16. Hey, whatever rattles your snake.

[mtnsnake]

17. would probably make me quake

[Cant trust em]

13. and it's been said that the Obama people are crazy about their candidate

Obama kool-aid vs. Clinton wacky tabaccy.

[Colobo]

18. Sounds cultish.

[mtnsnake]

20. Let it rain let it rain

[TK421]

23. So it must sound familiar n/t

[jackson_dem]

41. How many DLC hating Obamites here get the irony in your signature line?

[JI7]

19. kick

[BlueIdaho]

22. Please Please Please actually read some poetry before trying to write it. nt.

[mtnsnake]

26. Don't have time

[Jed Dilligan]

38. LOL

[Warren DeMontague]

24. "ever since she voted for the war in Iraq... she's become more and more of a political hack"

Inspiration, move me brightly.

[mtnsnake]

27. Hillary can scout ahead like Sacajawea, while she exudes goodness from within like Mother Theresa

[Warren DeMontague]

36. Feh. Mother Theresa was a big phony. And she was virulently opposed to contraception.

She had PR far beyond what she deserved.

[dysfunctional press]

25. why did "the goddess of peace" vote for a war? and btw- hillary IS done...

she's just pretending like she doesn't know it.

[mtnsnake]

29. Don't believe that overdone report. For Hillary Clinton, war is the last resort

[PerfectSage]

28. Get a grip on reality. Worship your own inner goddess.

Don't project onto some imbecile who couldn't think her way out of a wet paper bag.

[AtomicKitten]

30. Ah, no.

thanks anyway, but I admire your spunk

:hi:

[stevietheman]

31. Goddess of Peace (GOP) Hillary... yup

Obama is the nominee -- Kiss the ring.

[PresidentObama]

32. LOL never thought of that.

[PresidentObama]

33. The attention whore strikes again.

[mtnsnake]

34. and Flip-Flop's jeaousy has peaked at Ten

[Beacool]

35. I think that someone has a crush on Hillary!!

Go for it, you are entitled. Nice poem, don't let the usual bitter haters ruin the moment.

:thumbsup:

[Jed Dilligan]

37. This sounds like the stuff they write about Kim Jong Il.

[leftstreet]

40. ROFL

:spray:

:rofl:

[Bonobo]

43. gotta kick.

[regularguy]

46. LOL!

This post deserves an accompanying photoshop!

[Symarip]

39. The All American Girl

Who voted to allow the US to drop clusterbombs on civilians.

I'm just crazy about her! She's so swell.

[rodeodance]

42. "I'm just crazy about her! She's so swell."--nice of you to say so

[democrattotheend]

44. Nice poem

A little sycophantic, considering the way you guys call us a cult, but I applaud your creative effort.

[goldcanyonaz]

45. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!