AllentownJake
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Fri Apr-11-08 10:15 AM
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It is with great shock and disapointment that I report to you today that Tyranny won today in New York City. A small band of relentless truth seeking pot bangers bravely stormed the Bastille of sexism and media bias known as the "Today Show" to try to dethrone the evil lords of vile media bias Darth Mathews and Darth Olberman. The dark lords of bias were unfortunately well prepared for our brave band of knights of peace for the Godess.
Darth Matthews and Darth Olberman will still be permitted to spew their hateful bias on their shows that sometimes reach 1,000,000 people out of a country of over 300,000,000. The Goddess may be defeated due to the lies they are spewing from their pulpits of hate. Our failure today will have long consequences.
Meanwhile at Fox News....Revrend Wright was played for a half hour followed by 20 minutes of Monica Lewinsky footage from 1998 which was followed by 5 minutes of questions whether Hillary killed Vince Foster and 5 minutes of questions of whether Obama is a secret Muslim. Than an hour of the American flag waving with pictures of Baby Jesus, George Bush, and John McCain over a loop of God Bless the USA and "Courtesy of the Red White and Blue" by Toby Keith.
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Fri Apr-11-08 10:22 AM
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1. you seriously need to adjust your meds |
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Fri Apr-11-08 10:25 AM
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damntexdem
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Fri Apr-11-08 11:34 AM
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7. Let's see whether K.O. says anything about these nutcases. |
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I try to see what Keith says every day.
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AllentownJake
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Fri Apr-11-08 11:48 AM
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10. Depends if Big O covers them |
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Than he might do an oddball segment laughing at them and telling them to bring it on.
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Fri Apr-11-08 10:26 AM
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Fri Apr-11-08 10:27 AM
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Fri Apr-11-08 10:28 AM
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Fri Apr-11-08 11:45 AM
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8. Discrimination Against Pot-Bangers Should Not Be Tolerated In Any Form |
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Fri Apr-11-08 11:47 AM
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9. I may disagree with the pot banging |
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But I will fight for the right to embarass the Goddess publicly with my dying breath
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