***Official Pots and Pans Thread ***

[Symarip]

Did you attend or witness this single act of heroism and valour?

Share your experiences below.

[Symarip]

1. I'll start

I woke up this morning. Something in the air felt different even though my day to day routine had not changed: The coffee I use from Trader Joes's had a certain extra flavor, My car drove a little bit smoother to work, My computer hummed a brighter tune. There was magic in the air. Then I felt the the shockwaves flood through my workplace office in DC like a freight train. I knew, at that moment, we were finally set free from the ominous oppression laid out by the sick and vile Keith Olbermann. No more shall we be shackled!!!

I'm afraid I can't type anymore. I'm overwhelmed with emotion. Please, keep this moment, this day, this movement ALIVE!

[stellanoir]

2. and did they involve any kitchen sinks whatsoever . . . ?

[Symarip]

3. It was as if my kitchen sink at work

Tore itself off the wall and threw itself and everyone who had ever mistreated it in the past.

[calimary]

4. Okay, maybe I'm not firing on all cylinders (usually!) but what are you talking about?

Did I miss something? What's with the pots and pans thing?

And why the sudden backlash against Keith Olbermann?

[Symarip]

5. I'm afraid you're still experiencing the hypnosis of the wretched

Keith Olbermann. I wish I could help you set yourself free, like those of us who felt and supported today's revolution in New York. Only you can emancipate yourself from this mental slavery.

[TomInTib]

6. What revolution in NY?

I must have missed something.

[SoFlaJet]

8. this MAY help calimary...might

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5454530

[Symarip]

10. Glory Be

The link has been found.

[TomInTib]

16. Maybe this...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5457850

At least someone was nice enough to make all of those "spontaneously occurring" signs for those folks.

See, it's not HRC's fault that she has led the most fucked-up campaign in US history.

It's Olberman's fault.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

44. !

:spray: :rofl:

[goldcanyonaz]

7. Was that Trader Joes coffee, Free Trade coffee?

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

9. *********OFFICIAL OVEN MITTS AND POT HOLDERS SUB-THREAD***************

You have been hijacked. Now you must listen to me make a racket with my over mitts!!!!

OK. There. Did ya hear it? There's more where that came from, MFers!!!!!

[Symarip]

11. I hear the sound of kitchenware

Setting you free. Glory!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

14. My sporks hate Keith!!!!

[Coexist]

39. never, ever

fuck with the sporks............



















............. they know.

[Symarip]

40. Sporks are the Universal Life Force

That flows through a kitchen. One can merely walk into a kitchen with and know a well tuned spork is close by.

You can feel it. Sense it.

[Coexist]

43. Snakes on a Plane gets it....

Neville: We need weapons. Do you have any silverware or cutlery?

Claire: We don't have any silverware. All we have are these...

Neville: Sporks?

[Symarip]

45. Without a doubt

Snakes on a Plane was a prophetic tale about the events that happened this morning.

[monmouth]

12. A parade of the horribles!!...n/t

[Symarip]

13. Bite your tongue!

Today, a herd of patriots, 40 strong in numbers, showed the world that paparazzi punditry shall not be tolerated when it is unfavorable to one candidate! Thy will be done!!!

[Debi]

You can't cage this movement

well, okay, maybe you can.

[americanstranger]

20. That guy in the sunglasses looks thrilled to be there.

Thrilled, I tell you.

- as

[Arrowhead2k1]

21. He's mad as hell.

:rofl:

[Symarip]

23. It was as much a protest as it was art

He represented the darkened alley in which our minds travel when one's candidate is not allowed ample flowing praise on television shows.

Praise!

[WolverineDG]

32. OMG, IT'S AGENT MIKE!!

:wow: Dude, your cover has been blown!!

dg

[snooper2]

35. His mom...

finally made him leave the basement :rofl:

[Hepburn]

22. OMFG.........

....about 14 steps BELOW pathetic! Is the fat one in the right front picking her nose!?!?!?!?!?



:rofl:

[Symarip]

24. She is picking her nose

In the face of adversity!

Amen!

[Debi]

25. Following her leader

[Symarip]

27. It's a sign

The Goddess of Peace has given us a sign to follow. If you see someone on the street doing this, they're one of us: a brave freedom fighter.

Glory!

[K Gardner]

26. Tears rolling down my face.. Debi.. too freakin funny !

[Debi]

31. I'm in a snarky mood today - got up too early to watch THE movement

and what did I see? NADA!

Shame on you Hillary Clinton! For letting me down AGAIN!

[Symarip]

33. The movement is in our mind, body, and soul.

The Olbermann's of the world have been walking all over you like a rug for years. You've been desensitized. Only by throwing yourself at the mercy of the Goddess of Peace and banging on random kitchenware can you truly find harmony inside yourself. I await your communal.

[WillyT]

34. Was It A Bowl Movement Too ???

Or just pots and pans?

:rofl:

[Yael]

46. Bwahahaha!

Now that is hilarious.

[azmouse]

15. I didn't hear anything over the sound of it 'raining McCain' here in AZ.

Damn that redqueen.... now I'm thinking about and laughing over that silly video.... :rofl:

[Symarip]

17. My poor child

Your heart isn't set to the right frequency. May she, the Goddess of Peace, allow you to open yourself to the healing sounds of pots and pans rattling in unison.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

29. Seriously. It's Raining McCain so hard here in Phx I need to replace my windshield.

Who knew that little fucker could do so much damage? :rofl:

[Symarip]

30. He shall feel the wrath of rattling kitchenware

Carried by Clinton Freedom Fighters soon enough. Your days are numbered, McCain.

[TomInTib]

18. So it was KO who did it!

Thank heavens that one is cleared up.

And all this time I believed HRC and her clueless stooges had fucked up their own campaign.

I will certainly sleep better tonight, being so enlightened.

[Symarip]

19. The beacon shall shine bright

And guide you through the dark valley of the damned.

[Debi]

28. Hey now, let's not be telling EVERYBODY

[Frank Booth]

36. I got another great pic of these proud Americans who so value our free speech!

[DearAbby]

37. By the photo up thread of the Protest

It was a wonder they were contained! I felt it here in the heart of the Rockies, though two hours delayed. The sound of Freedom came rumbling through these mighty hills like a freight train...Here in the Queen City where the convention will be held, we felt the mighty roar of EVERWARE COOKWARE!

We stood in awe!

[Symarip]

38. Praise!

Did it cleanse your mind, body and soul of the NBC filth that once infiltrated your eyes and brain via a television set?

[DearAbby]

41. I HALF SEEN THE LIGHT!

Glory be! ::shoves finger up nose:: The voice of the GODDESS shall not be silenced!

Moveover Keith, get out of the way Matthews, today is a brand new day! I have heard the glory...

SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL

Get outta that bed, wash your face and hands
Get outta that bed, wash your face and hands
Well, you get in that kitchen, make some noise with the pots and pans

Well, you wear low dresses, the sun comes shining through
Well, you wear low dresses, the sun comes shining through
I can't believe my eyes all that mess belongs to you

I believe to my soul you're a devil in nylon hose
I believe to my soul you're a devil in nylon hose
Well, the harder I work, the faster my money goes

I said, shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Well, you won't do right to save your doggone soul

I'm like a one-eyed cat peeping in a seafood store
I'm like a one-eyed cat peeping in a seafood store
Well, I can look at you and tell you ain't no child no more

Ah, shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Well, you won't do right to save your doggone soul

I said, over the hill and way down underneath
I said, over the hill and way down underneath
You make me roll my eyes, Baby, make me grit my teeth

I said, shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Shake, rattle and roll, shake, rattle and roll
Well, you won't do right to save your doggone soul

[Symarip]

42. Today is a bles-sed day, indeed. (nt)