Your Misogynist (a lovely tune)

[zulchzulu]

Since it apparent that if you don't support Hillary Clinton, you are a misogynist, as Elton John eluded, why not just have a song that illustrates such...

Your Misogynist
(sung to Elton John's Your Song)

It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
It's not one of those who can easily hide
I don't like chicks but boy if I did
I'd make sure they serve me some barbecue ribs

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who watches ESPN and has a beer belly, whoa
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My Misogyny is like beer and this one's for you

And you can tell everybody chicks are always wrong
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down the rules
How wonderful life is while misogyny is so cool

I sat on my roof and kicked the chicks off
Well a few of the gals well they've called me a misogynist
But the sun's been kind while I told a chick she was wrong
It's for dudes like me that keep misogyny going on

So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're too loud or they're a shrew
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Misogyny makes me feel so freakin' keen

And you can tell everybody chicks are always wrong
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down the rules
How wonderful life is while misogyny is so cool

MIDI to sing along to:
http://www.popschoolmaastricht.nl/media/yoursong.mid

:sarcasm: