Dean is the only candidate that is running for president.

[Renew Deal]

(AP) Howard Dean announced today that he is the only major candidate running for president as a Democrat. He said further that the other "candidates" were not candidates but people and even though they are democrats technically, they are not really Democrats either. "Are candidates that are Democrats really democrats? Are they even really candidates." This lead to wild applause at Dean Headquarters in Burlington. Burlington is the largest farm city inside the largest farm state. Meaning that VT is the only major state and the others do not count. The coronation is on schedule.
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Breaking news. Link coming.

[BootinUp]

1. 5,4,3,2,1

It was a funny post though!

:hi:

[Jim Sagle]

14. It was funny. But it was also a buncha shit..

[revcarol]

2. ROFLMAO!!

How do I save this?

[_NorCal_D_]

5. Near the upper-left corner,

click Bookmarks. B-)

[Cheswick2.0]

3. nah

just the only one who can win based on the fact that he does better against bush in the polls.

[Monte Carlo]

4. All praise St. Dean...

... for he has come to save us from ourselves.

[_NorCal_D_]

7. Indeed.

Voting is utterly unnecessary!

[Scott Lee]

6. ....that can win, anyway.

He's got that part right.

[Democrats unite]

8. The sad thing is Dean himself has made it possible...

For a very funny post like this.

[LiberalBushFan]

9. (AP) When asked about how his Jewish family

might hurt his chances against Bush, he promised to preach Jesus in the South. Then when asked about how his unpopular anti-war stance would also hurt his chances against Bush, he promised to go back to being pro-war in the general election. Some supporters were asked how his stance on raising taxes for the middle class would hurt him in the GE, they answered that he would deny it in the general election, and that it was an ingenious groundbreaking move.

[rucky]

10. I'll let the staff at The Onion know...

that their jobs are safe for awhile.

[ErasureAcer]

11. prediction:

Dean's next announcement will be...

Any one who says they will not suport me is as big a nitwit as the one in the WH. I am the democratic wing of the democratic party! If you're a democrat I'm the wing that protects you. My good friend Paul Wellstone once said to me, "Howard, if I ever die...I want you to run for President. Make sure that you empower the people to take the country back." So here I am today, your saviour but only if you want to be saved.

[meow mix]

12. lol b7

u are cute cute =)

[unfrigginreal]

13. And in other campaign news

Wesley Clark, just finishing his Corn Fritters tour of the South, anounced that he would have a Big Announcement soon.

[Dookus]

15. Please don't play their game, Bleachers....

it's beneath all of us.

[RUexperienced]

16. LOL

You should be his speech writer.

[chocolateeater]

17. Bleachers

you must remember fun is not allowed.:evilgrin:

[maddezmom]

18. funny, yet pointless

[Raya]

19. I can believe it.

[Moderator]

20. I am locking this.

When you get a link please feel free to repost this topic.


DU Moderator