OBAMNESIA

[boston bean]

just wanted to be the first to coin the phrase!

:hi:

[lumberjack_jeff]

1. Since you coined the phrase, how about a definition?

But it seems like the words "Rezco", "McClurkin" and "Newsome" ought to be included. :hi:

[jillan]

2. A definition would be good.

:)

[boston bean]

3. I can't remember, you should have asked me 30 seconds ago! nt

[LulaMay]

4. hahahahaha Stop it....you're killin' me! :)

[boston bean]

9. who what, who killed who, what? nt

[LulaMay]

15. I forgot!

[jillan]

5. I just gave this thread a rec, but I'm not sure why

:P

[Saturday]

20. Me too!

:rofl:

[boston bean]

75. me four!

[golddigger]

141. Me three or is that me five. I forget how confused I can get.

[golddigger]

6. LOL...nt

:rofl:

[boston bean]

8. What does LOL mean? nt

[Hoof Hearted]

39. Is this like when you lose your keys?

Or when you can't remember who you've already thrown under your bus? I hate it when that happens.

[boston bean]

99. Who lost their keys?

[golddigger]

142. Grandma did. She lost them while she was under the bus.

[Mezzo]

79. I forgot!

[rodeodance]

13. ha ha ---love your avatar also

[ElsewheresDaughter]

139. Rezko who? Papers what papers?

[Lucinda]

7. I don't reacall hearing that word before

You must be the first! :rofl:

[boston bean]

12. The first for what?

[Lucinda]

18. Phrase Coinage

:)

[boston bean]

21. which phrase do you mean.

[Lucinda]

24. I don't recall

[goldcanyonaz]

10. LOVE! KICK!

[Seabiscuit]

11. LMAO .... o.k. that's funny! I think ... I don't remember now ... ummm ... uhhh. Hello.

:rofl:

[Seabiscuit]

146. OBAMAZOMBIA

n.i.: the medical condition caused by drinking too much kool-aid; symptoms include becoming fixated on meaningless polls, and trying to bully others into turning off, tuning out, and dropping out.

Medication approved for prescription to treat the symptoms: thorazine.

If untreated for over 2 weeks, may lead to terminal vapidity.

No known cure to date.

[golddigger]

14. Do I click Rec or Present? I seem to have forgotten what button to hit.

:shrug:

[boston bean]

19. Use present that way you won't rec anything. nt

[DemGa]

16. Obama who?

Oh, that bitter Senator sitting with Ted Kennedy. Yes, I remember him -- "Hope and Change."

[MercutioATC]

17. How about "Clintone-deaf"

Klin-ton'-def

The inability to make an accurate political sounding.

[LulaMay]

22. Did I already reply to this? :)

[boston bean]

25. not that I remember. nt

[LulaMay]

30. what number is this?

[boston bean]

33. six

[boston bean]

73. 20?

[LulaMay]

83. 36, remember?

[boston bean]

92. nope, doesn't ring a bell, but maybe arugula.

[LulaMay]

100. what's that? Is it expensive?

[boston bean]

104. I looked and looked for Whole Foods in IA, coulda sworn there was on downtown, but nope. nt

[LulaMay]

108. I don't remember ever being in a Whole Foods. Was I? What's arugula again?

[Hoof Hearted]

114. It's lettuce, but not lettuce. Salad 101 was not a part of my general studies program.

I am unschooled in the ways of arugula.

[boston bean]

117. Have you tried purchasing it lately?

[LulaMay]

118. Hmm. Lettuce, but NOT lettuce. Now that's a riddle. How long do I have to guess?

[Hoof Hearted]

121. You'll have to ask someone who went to Harvard.

I am merely mortal.

[LulaMay]

124. Is there a Whole Foods there?

[ProSense]

23. OVERTHEHILLITIS

I can't take credit the inspiration came from Bill:

“Some of them, when they’re 60, they’ll forget something when they’re tired at 11 o'clock at night, too,’’ Bill Clinton said this week of Hillary Clinton’s comment.

[Scriptor Ignotus]

155. Ive been over the hilldog for some time now...

haha. i like the phrase.

[golddigger]

26. Where the hell am I?

[boston bean]

27. Why the hell are you here?

[golddigger]

I forgot!

[boston bean]

31. your memory's as bad as mine. nt

[golddigger]

35. Who are you anyway? I forgot.

[LulaMay]

28. Who the hell am I?

[boston bean]

29. Sorry, can't help you, I forgot....

[LulaMay]

34. do you know where I parked my car?

[boston bean]

36. where did i put my keys?

[golddigger]

38. I think jackoffroses took them. But he forgot what he did with them.

[boston bean]

41. did he testify yet?

[golddigger]

45. He was going to, but he forgot.

[Hoof Hearted]

43. Did you check under the bus?

[boston bean]

81. where's grandma?

[LulaMay]

86. maybe she has my keys.

[Hoof Hearted]

87. ohhh nooz.

I knew I forgat sumthin.

[LulaMay]

44. with my car?

[golddigger]

137. Under the bus with grandma? But don't quote me on that. Because I forgot what a quote was.

[JackORoses]

32. It's not called coining a phrase if noone uses it besides the clown who made it up.

[Kurovski]

37. OH! I wanna play! Here's another..."Clintaphasia".

"Partial or total loss of the ability to articulate ideas or comprehend spoken or written language, resulting from damage to the brain caused by injury or disease."

[boston bean]

40. OBAMAPHASIA would have fit better. but thanks for playing. nt

[Kurovski]

50. OH! You are ever so welcome. (nt)

[lumberjack_jeff]

42. Funny. But maybe I'm biased. I'm suffering from Baracknophobia.

:D

[golddigger]

Sorry. But who is Baracknophobia?

[LulaMay]

47. that guy on the Geico commercials?

[golddigger]

51. Do you mean the bitter caveman? Or the other one I forgot about?

[LulaMay]

53. Yes.

[golddigger]

55. Yes. What?

[LulaMay]

60. Yes, I use Saran Wrap. It clings the best.

[golddigger]

67. Damn your right. I forgot about that.

[boston bean]

74. It's works better than tin foil, i think, anyways. maybe. oh hell.

[LulaMay]

78. I need to refrigerate some duck. Do I use cling wrap or foil? I can't remember.

[boston bean]

113. Just don't put it in the microwave. nt

[LulaMay]

132. Too late. My duck exploded.

[LulaMay]

76. Forgot about what?

[boston bean]

107. I forgot about that too. nt

[golddigger]

120. Hell, I forgot what I forgot about. Do they have a name for that?

[boston bean]

128. I would never call you a FORGETAGETABOT.

[LulaMay]

134. Obamnesia?

[golddigger]

138. I can't remember, but is their a cure for that?

[boston bean]

140. Hillary!

[golddigger]

143. Thank you. I just wanted everyone not to forget that one.

[Clintonista2]

48. LOL!

[MoonRiver]

46. Have to recommend it for the next DSM addition!

:D

[LulaMay]

49. Can you help me? I forgot how I got here.

[golddigger]

52. Sorry, no I can't help you, because I don't know where the hell I am.

[LulaMay]

54. Is this heaven?

[golddigger]

57. Or is this hell?

[LulaMay]

59. Oh I hope it's that one that's up in the clouds.

[golddigger]

63. Me too, because I can get awful bitter if it's not. Don't ask me why because I forgot.

[LulaMay]

65. Don't ask you what?

[golddigger]

68. If suran wrap clings the best.

[LulaMay]

70. What clings best? Have we met?

[golddigger]

71. If we had, I don't remember.

[golddigger]

82. Ok, can someone please tell me who started this thread? I forgot.

[boston bean]

89. look up thread, or is that down thread, shit try both. nt

[LulaMay]

90. Sorry, I'm all out of thread.

[golddigger]

101. Damn, I forgot that I have to run to the store for a loaf of thread.

[LulaMay]

109. Could you get me a loaf too? I forgot how to get there.

[golddigger]

135. No problem. But what's a Loaf?

[boston bean]

110. Thanks for the reminder, monday is bowling night. nt

[LulaMay]

112. Do you wear a tie? I can't remember.

[boston bean]

116. If you want to fit in, yes. I'm always good for knowing what's in and what's out. nt

[LulaMay]

122. Oh you! I haven't been able to fit in my slacks for years. I don't know where they are.

[boston bean]

125. Well will a tie cover the bottom half of you? if not, don't go bowling tonite!

[LulaMay]

136. Why would I want to go bowling tonight? I can only through gutterballs.

[golddigger]

129. I had them. But I forgot what I did with them after I wore them to Rezko's bitter and grill.

[golddigger]

127. Thanks for reminding me what's in and what's out. The wife said I've been forgetfull lately.

[boston bean]

133. Just make sure you fit in, that's important.

you made me do it, i went back and forth, but I couldn't help myself!

[JoFerret]

56. This is what I want to know

Why did Obama turn to "faith"?

What's is all about?
guesses:

Political expediency
To find a father figure

I think his wonderful mother brought him up as an atheist. Wish he had stayed that way.

[madrchsod]

58. you ain`t the first---google is your friend

http://groups.google.tt/groups/profile?enc_user=E1vz0hUAAAD9BcRSmpwaMUhfT6_92eOr9h3i3SmjGmAJbX05nZ-8fQ
Google Groups

http://sweetness-light.com/archive/wright-us-too-racist-for-a-black-president
Wright: US Too Racist For A Black President | Sweetness & Light

http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/271600/t/After-March-4th-Losses-Obama-Attacks-Hillary-On-Photo.html
After March 4th Losses, Obama Attacks Hillary On Photo - Current Events - Main - theJJB.com - Message Board - Yuku

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1989778/posts
The blame game works both ways (Obama: I didn't inhale the 'Hate Whitey' sermons)

all these links have the word OBAMNESIA somewhere in the content...all are right wing sites

[LulaMay]

61. I just wanted to say, ah.................never mind.

[sueragingroz]

62. The inability of Obama or a supporter to remember anything

that happened more than say... 5 minutes ago :)

[LulaMay]

66. What?

[sueragingroz]

145. Dammit! I forgot that this was supposed to be funny!

der....

what were we talking about again?

Bread?

Thread?

I can't remember now.

[emilyg]

85. Unless it relates to Clinton.

[Lerkfish]

64. thank you! you got all the new people on my list in one thread! convenient!

[Name removed]

69. Deleted message

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[LulaMay]

72. Was there a list? Like for a party? I love parties!

[boston bean]

77. Someone else loves parties too, in Chicago at Rezko's, I think!

[golddigger]

88. I think McClurkin was there too, but I don't remember.

[LulaMay]

93. Where's Rezkos? Downtown? What kind of food do they have? I don't remember ever being there.

[boston bean]

111. Two blocks north of the Ten Pin Alleyway!

[LulaMay]

115. Is that near the zoo, where they keep that poor blind duck I read about?

[boston bean]

123. A duck that is blind? or do you mean this?

[LulaMay]

130. I'm blinded by that duck blind.

[Leftist Agitator]

154. "thank you! you got all the new people on my list in one thread! convenient!"

Indeed. I've never seen a thread where they consolidate to quite this degree.

[Hawkeye-X]

80. This one's boring.

:boring:

[boston bean]

Did you forget your NOdoze?

[golddigger]

96. So boring that you forgot to leave?

[LulaMay]

106. I forgot to leave once, and I was still there. Here. Something like that.

[Hoof Hearted]

84. Tomorrows agenda: phoin a crase!

:secret handshake:

[LulaMay]

97. phoining is phun, if I remember correctly.

[Hoof Hearted]

119. The Bush adminstration cut phoin phunding in our area.

We're having a phantastic phoin phundraiser next week. Join us?

[boston bean]

126. WTPH?

[dchill]

91. It must be time for a Hillarotomy.

[boston bean]

95. OBAMABOTOTOMY works better, but thanks for playing!

[LulaMay]

103. Did I win something?

[dchill]

131. In your opinion...

which is, as usual, wrong. No way you're ever going to be as elitist as an Obamatron. You'd have to get a Hillarectomy first.

[kikiek]

94. I like it. Perfect description!

[boston bean]

102. I DID NOT WRITE THAT, IT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT AND NO I NEVER HEARD IT EITHER. nt

[LulaMay]

105. ME NEITHER! What?

[Algorem]

98. Carter seems bitter and clingy anyway

[xchrom]

144. i don't remember -- but i think i recommended this. nt

[AtomicKitten]

147. HILLARRHEA.

[file83]

148. Definition: A runny, foul smelling speech, usually leaving one dehydrated...

...from too many tears of laughter.

[boston bean]

149. OBAMARRHEA GOES BETTER DON'T YA THINK. thanks for playing!

[krkaufman]

150. Obamnesia: Inability to remember the name of his bitter Democratic opponent. n/t

[jackson_dem]

151. MassDemm

:thumbsup:

[bridgit]

152. Is that what someone administers before all your teeth are pulled out?

:scared:

[nichomachus]

153. Definition

Obamnesia: A condition that comes about when Hillary supporters are so filled with hatred for Obama that they forget all the nasty and stupid things their candidate has done.