Obama Tells Woman "I Don't Want You To Think I'm Getting Fresh"

[boston bean]

Barack Obama appeared to have a bit of an awkward moment when his pants started vibrating during a campaign stop. The Senator was quick to point out he wasn't being "fresh."

Last week the pool report picked up on Obama acting "very flirtatious" on the trail.

CNN has part of the pool report:



" posed for report pictures with the staff when he apparently felt his phone start to vibrate in his pocket on his right thigh - against which one woman was closely pressed.



"Now that's my phone buzzing there," he said, drawing a laugh. "I don't want you to think I'm getting fresh or anything."



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/10/obama-tells-woman-i-dont_n_96093.html




He's so Presidential. <sarcasm>

[tekisui]

1. He should have taken a shot with her.

[goldcanyonaz]

5. ??

[tekisui]

23. It's more Presidential, right?

[Tatiana]

53. Only if it's with a six-shooter. n/t

[DearAbby]

2. I think it's funny

great to know Obama has a sense of humor...Jesus lighten up.

[rockymountaindem]

3. I didn't know Presidents weren't allowed to make jokes

At least he's not joking about WMDs.

[boston bean]

7. a presidential making a joke about it being his phone, not his dick.

[scheming daemons]

18. In Bill's case.... it really would have been his dick, and he really would have been flirting....

...what a refreshing difference.

[TheDoorbellRang]

27. LOL

:rofl:

[Bigleaf]

55. LOL. Ain't that the truth.

:rofl:

[woolldog]

78. haha

:spray:

[JoFerret]

82. BO has no dick?

He has permanently limp dick? Is that what you are saying?
Is it a medical problem we should worry about?

[cali]

83. At least he isn't a slave to it like dear old hound dog Bill

getting sucked off as he talks on the phone about international matters. What a sicko.

[DearAbby]

25. Oh Yawn MassDemm

you need to step back a little, lighten up.

[boston bean]

31. I just don't usually like a potential prez making sure people know it's not his hard dick. nt

[DearAbby]

43. was there any blue dresses involved?

Relax....sheeesh

[ima_sinnic]

72. sheesh, uptight much?

sounds like you need to throw back a few shots with your Rambo-wannabe idol

[mckeown1128]

49. your really stretching here...

I assumed he was talking about his hands.

[boston bean]

51. What would his hands be doing? WTF, that makes it worse!

[mckeown1128]

58. Ohh... please.... Give us a break from the rabid attacks for

an evening. I mean. He made a funny joke out of an awkward situation. What the hell was the problem.

[ginnyinWI]

80. ok I'll explain:

What I thought he was referring to is that he had to reach into his pocket for the phone, and his hand would bump up against her while doing so. That's all. End of story. Any nice guy would do the same--say something to warn her. :eyes:

[JoFerret]

81. Yuck

There are other ways to do it.
but big deal - I guess.

[DearAbby]

9. Unless of course they are the joke

like the current occupant of the White House.

[mirrera]

4. It is called genuine charm. Key word="genuine"...

[rodeodance]

29. whatever you say Sweetie

[anonymous171]

6. lol. Obama is funny.

[maddiejoan]

21. in a creepy sort of

"My boss just fired a rubber-band at my butt" kinda way I suppose.

[TML]

8. LOL

And Bill would have passed on another conquest. :sarcasm:

[Bluebear]

20. Yeah hahahaha Billary sure would have, that immoral sexdog Klintooon!!!1111

:eyes:

[Catherine Vincent]

10. LOL! That's funny.

The woman probably liked it.

[goldcanyonaz]

11. So, does he fall into the "Fucking Whore" category?

[Hepburn]

26. No....

...it didn't involve Hillary.

Any other questions?

[DearAbby]

33. SSNARF!!111!!

:spray: :rofl:

[Poll_Blind]

12. Heh, heh! n/t

PB

[AZBlue]

13. That's funny and cute. And real.

[FrenchieCat]

14. Well, you know what they say about Big Black Mandigos.......

That they are almost as bad as Big Dawgs! :eyes:

[maddiejoan]

28. Why are you bringing race into this?

seriously.

why?

[Catherine Vincent]

Good question. nt

[FrenchieCat]

36. Because now he is "flirty", hey?

I'm not stupid.

You want me to allude to something sexists in reference to Hillary for you to ponder? Cause I can.

[boston bean]

37. You are right, you are not stupid, you are paranoid. nt

[FrenchieCat]

46. Yeah......and an Obama hater is the one doing the OP......

You are transparent.....

and now, invisible,

to me anyways.

I'll look for an announcement of your granite.....

[boston bean]

47. same here frenchie, it's good to know the feeling is mutual. nt

[mckeown1128]

57. Fenchiecat... don't tease about them getting granite...

It isn't fair getting my hopes up like that. Don't talk about it till it happens... then :party:

[maddiejoan]

40. Didn't say you were stupid at all.

Just asking you a question.

If you don't wish to answer --that's fine.

[rodeodance]

32. not angry black man???--

[beachmom]

15. Oh, come one. "Fresh" is a word my MOM uses. It's an old fashioned word.

Obama is a funny guy. Accept it.

[DearAbby]

38. Mom used to use the word "Frisky"

then the words, "Stop that, Joe!"

[susankh4]

84. Ya know... I think this may represent a problem area for Mr. Obama......

I hear this from my kids too. Language like "fresh" is funny because it's old. Language like "fucking whore" is funny because it's new.

The problem is, tho, that a large part of the Dem. electorate is over 45 years of age. And we don't think either is funny. And we get to vote too.

Just sayin'

[AllentownJake]

16. Wow you guys are reaching

Can you get some more Obamagirl is the anti-christ threads going. I enjoy those.

[99th_Monkey]

17. As usual, Barak handles potentially awkward situation with grace and humor. Next.

[DarienComp]

19. He's a funny guy.

:D

[NYCGirl]

22. Certainly not as presidential as this:

[AtomicKitten]

39. Are her eyes crossed?

[DearAbby]

48. No, she is reading the bottom of the glass...

It said "Bottoms up, Madame President" Of course they had to pick her up off the floor, and put her skirt down, she misunderstood...when you get to be around 60, as Bill had explained, you misstate and misunderstand things.

[NYCGirl]

54. And it was late in the evening...after a beer and a shot she starts telling

those Bosnian sniper stories.

[DearAbby]

59. Oh god yes...

that is about the time people start rolling their eyes...giving each other that knowing look..."Here we go again"

[AtomicKitten]

64. Her speech gets kinda salty when recounting her harrowing tale of ducking sniper fire in Bosnia.

We have to cover the childrens' ears.

[NYCGirl]

69. She should really save that stuff for the VFW meetings!

:rofl:

[AtomicKitten]

60. I hate it when your skirt ends up over your head unexpectedly.

[DearAbby]

63. Well hell AtomicKitten

3 or 4 boiler-makers everything is unexpected, except for the floor meeting your face at one point or the other.

[AtomicKitten]

66. There is some consolation knowing your fall will be broken.

face:floor

[ima_sinnic]

73. she was wearing a SKIRT??

seriously??

that would be so, so weak--naw, couldn't be, not Rocky Oakley.

[truebrit71]

24. Was the woman wearing a blue-dress...??

...Stay classy...:eyes:

[countingbluecars]

30. Oh my gosh,

what an elitist.

[walldude]

34. OH MY GOD!

It's... It's... FRESHGATE!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[PBS Poll-435]

44. Or

Vibragate

[JBoy]

45. Just imagine the jokes Hillary could craft if it was something in her pocket vibrating.

Comedy gold, baby! Gold!

[JI7]

50. vibrategate , but i don't think Clintons want to go there

[tridim]

56. Hillbots, the FRESHGATE maker!

:rofl:

[amandabeech]

35. Tasteless. n/t

[JBoy]

41. Whoa. That joke's not going to appeal to the over 110 year old crowd.

[JI7]

42. THAT'S HOT

[Starbucks Anarchist]

52. Next thing you know, he'll be banging the intern.

Oh, wait...

[Catherine Vincent]

65. What intern got banged...and by whom? nt

[Catherina]

61. God forbid fresh when we can have downright perverted nasty instead

[journalist3072]

62. What a f&cking man whore. If Randi Rhodes went there, so will I. eom

[loveangelc]

67. LOL. you know you want him. Your anger toward him is nothing but repressed desire.

[Lilith Velkor]

77. I'd hit it after a few brews

Hell, I could even vote for him if I mixed in a coupla shots.

[loveangelc]

68. she liked it. she was probably excited and became sad when he told her it was his phone.

[Lilith Velkor]

70. "'Scuse me while I whip this out"

would have RULED.

[loveangelc]

71. yup :p

[DearAbby]

75. SNARF

:spray::rofl:

[Skittles]

74. I think that's a witty response

I would have :rofl:

[Texasgal]

76. "getting fresh"

Is UN-presidential?

Jesus... are we living in the 1800's or something?

[NJSecularist]

79. The irony is that the same people getting outraged over this.....

....are the same people who supported Bill when he was getting head from Monica in the White House.

[spooky3]

85. Oh, come on - as an Edwardian, I think this is funny. If she didn't like him

she wouldn't have been standing so close to him for photos. I can't believe that she was offended by this.