Post your favorite/funniest McCain nickname....I need some cheering up

[New Earth]

I need a good laugh. This place comes up with the funniest nicknames for (especially Republican) politicians.

I already know of: McLame, McSame, McInsane, McHundred...LOL :rofl:

I wanna hear whatever anyone can come up with. I have a difficult day ahead of me tomorrow (court for some not so great traffic fines) :eyes: and could use some laughter so I have an easier time sleeping tonight. Even if you can't come up with an original one, at least just post this emoticon: :rofl: . That makes me laugh too :D

(wow, this is the first thread I started since Kucinich was still running :o )

[Patsy Stone]

1. McCain't

:hi:

[New Earth]

3. LMAO

:rofl:

that's right! I think I've seen "McCan't" around here too LOLOL

[FSogol]

2. How about his campaign add that read, "JOHM McCAIN?"

or John McBush. ;-)

[New Earth]

5. LMAO

Johm....wow.

[stevedeshazer]

4. McCane

[rndmprsn]

6. John W Mccain

still like that one...

[New Earth]

8. John Dubya

:rofl:

McDubya :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

14. I love John Dubya!

:rofl:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. McCainunable

[New Earth]

9. omfg

I'm gonna spit up my iced tea soon...

[Swamp Rat]

10. McLame

:D

[quantass]

11. Traffic Fines eh? You know there are things you can do to make things easier....

1. Speak to a prosecutor to see about what kind of plea they will offer...most of the time it will be a lesser charge (lesser fine)

2. Look to see if the officer is there...if he is (for trial) then request an "adjournment" to delay the trial anouter 3-months giving you a 2nd opportunity to see if the officer shows again.

3. and a bunch of other stuff i am too lazy to write.

[New Earth]

15. well I'm pleading not guilty for all of them

and I will have a lawyer, but can't pay the retainer until next week. So I just have to plead not guilty tomorrow and get a new court date.

[quantass]

22. Curious: Why do you need a lawyer for Traffic Fines?

If i recall (at least here in Canada) you are entitled to represent yourself or get a paralegal but getting a lawyer would be overkill unless the charges are major. I've represented myself in court and had no problem winning but mine were for speeding on the highway so yours might be bigger so i apologise in advance for my assumptions

[New Earth]

31. well...

it involved a VERY minor accident with a (parked) police car :/ He was parked all out in my lane, had someone pulled over, I tried to go around him and didn't go around far enough. I was off by like a freaking centimeter and swiped his driver side with my passenger side.

Just scrapes you can BARELY see, but of course they had to give me every ticket possible. Some of them carry license suspensions, which is why I'm fighting them, cuz they are bullshit. They gave me FAILURE TO REPORT. Um, hello? I'm WITH THE COP. :wtf:

[Hepburn]

12. McGrandpa is my fav. n/t

[Tribetime]

13. Mr. McGoo (old cartoon before electricity)

Magoo?

[quantass]

17. I know that toon and i am relatively young.

i guess it happened to come on as filler in sindy

[Arrowhead2k1]

16. McCanputmetosleep

ZzZzZzZ

[powergirl]

18. McClinton

Kinda like Bennifer (Ben and Jennifer Lopez).:rofl:

[TK421]

19. How about McCain-enable? ( get it? Cain, Abel )?

[mrreowwr_kittty]

20. A friend of mine calls him Mr. Magoo. nt

[DesertFlower]

21. McLiar. nt

[Quixote1818]

23. While it's not the funniest, I think McSame does the most damage to him

It makes people think nothing will change after Bush.

[burythehatchet]

24. schmuckain

[EFerrari]

25. McWar -- via lonestarnot.

Hi there, Faye. :hi:

[New Earth]

41. hi!

McPain :rofl:

[Texasgal]

26. McShame

He should be...

[Diana Prince]

51. Mc Shame is what my family calls him n/t

[Berry Cool]

27. Well, some people like to call him "McBombBomb"

but I prefer to call him "McBamm-Bamm."



You see the resembance, no? Put some wrinkles on him and where's the difference?

[redstate_democrat]

28. Mccolostomy-bag

[grizmaster]

29. John Ho Chi Minh McCain

If the right wing scum can try and make Obama into Saddam with the Hussein nonsense, then we can just repay the favor by tying him to his old time favorite.

[PerfectSage]

30. McCainus

[DesEtoiles]

32. Yawn McCain

[mindfulNJ]

33. McCan't

;)

[phrigndumass]

34. DcLimp or DcLame

:patriot: :evilgrin:

[New Earth]

35. McSnooze

:rofl:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

36. McBush

[Seabiscuit]

37. McAnus.

[New Earth]

39. lol eww

[Seabiscuit]

40. Remember the granny that called Shrub "Whistle-Ass" during his first term?

I personally wouldn't enter a room where McAnus and Whistle-Ass were present without a gas mask.

[nemo137]

38. We call him Grandpa Scary at my house

Back we he and Fred were in the race they were a pair - "Grandpas Scary and Sleepy"

[FlyingSquirrel]

42. McZany..

Got some McSplainin' to do 'bout Iraq.

Shoot, you can add Mc to just about anything.

Would you like some McNukes with your country?

[GoldieAZ49]

43. POTUS

[Historic NY]

44. McStain

[PseudoIntellect]

45. McPain.

And McAin't/McCan't.

[DearAbby]

46. Do you recall from your Sunday School Classes

The story about how McCain rose up and smote Able?

[TragedyandHope]

47. McCain for President...of IRAQ

[SoCalDem]

48. Senator Grumpipants is what I call him sometimes

:)

[aaronbees]

49. McCon

As in a con job.

[CreekDog]

50. Cindy McPain-killer

:hide:

[VenusRising]

52. McAnus.

McCranky. "GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS!!!!!!!"

[Bobbie47]

53. McCentury