Oh shit, I spilled my latte all over my Volvo. Start the cult meeting without me!

[Bucky]

I'm needing to ride my moped over to my therapist before I become embittered by this trauma!

.

[tishaLA]

1. It didn't get on your Birkenstocks did it?

And you didn't knock over your life partner's Chai, I hope.

[Buzz Clik]

4. Are you still clinging to your Birkenstocks?

[Bucky]

6. Gosh, no. Thank the Amorphous Spirit of Goodness our ergonomic seats have separate cup holders

Anyway, I was able to dab up most of the spill with my "Eracism" bumper sticker because it's printed on recycled paper.

[Eurobabe]

2. LOL

:spray:

[islandmkl]

3. i'm running late, too....

spilled granola into my birkenstocks, made me jump up and knock over my keosene lamp...got a little mess on my hands...

[CreekDog]

5. i look down on you

don't think i want to actually spend time with you when i can be alone with myself. :think:

:evilgrin:

[Bucky]

7. Is that you, Mom? I didn't know you were a DUer!

[CreekDog]

10. yeah it's mom, i'm looking down the stairs at you in the basement

get a job! :spank:

[cooolandrew]

8. =)

[Symarip]

9. Woah!

But Bucky, it was your turn to pick up the puppies to be sacrificed at the Obama Altar!

With such little time, who's going to be able to stop by the pound now?

[Bucky]

11. I'd ask Senator Frist to help out...

... but I don't trust him with small animals

[Symarip]

12. He'd eat them before we get to the ceremony.

Rat bastard.

[knixphan]

13. I did pick up some kittens

forseeing such a mishap...

Besides I'm far too elitist for puppies.

[Symarip]

14. Leave it to an elitest to think ahead

May Darth Obama and Darth Wright bless you in your travels.

[Bucky]

32. Pfff, planning ahead is for losers. Real Americans know if they screw up, daddy'll bail 'em out.

Like take this Iraq thing. No one could have forseen that if we bombed and killed thousands of innocent civilians as collateral damage, that their surviving family members would start to dislike us occupying their country and siphoning off their oil revenues.

[K Gardner]

15. Oh hellit.. just take my firstborn. I was gonna donate anyway.

[Symarip]

17. How old is it?

Eh, what am I talking about, beggars can't be choosers. Did everyone remember to bring their green capes? I just got mine back from the cleaners after last week's "Audacity of Hope and Kegstands" theme.

[K Gardner]

20. Green?? Damn. I died mine purple, hoping for High ObamaPriestess this week !

[TlalocW]

16. But we can't start without you. You're bringing those...

Delightful little cucumber and bean sprout sandwiches and that new humus you said was simply scrumptious.

TlalocW

[2rth2pwr]

18. On your way back could you pick up some arugula? thx

[Hepburn]

19. Volvo???

Don't you mean Prius???

OMG....a Volvo???

[Arugula Latte]

21. I hope your latte was made from organic shade-grown fair-trade coffee beans

and lowfat organic hormone-free milk from a cow whose identity is personally known to you...Was it Bessie? Or Daisy? Because, frankly, while Bessie gives fine milk, I find the slightly sweet clover aftertaste of Daisy's milk to be slightly more delightful.

[platosrepublic]

22. HAHA, nice one man

Heys guys im new here, wanted to say hi to every one.

[Mz Pip]

24. HI

:hi:

[Arugula Latte]

26. Hi Platosrepublic!

Welcome to DU! :toast: :hi:

[yellerpup]

25. Please drop by for Green Tea Kool-Aid.

Served with bitter green salad.

[knixphan]

31. LOL!

[Hepburn]

34. Is there any other kind?

:shrug:

[nichomachus]

23. I've had it with all you elitists

That's what I told the butler this morning while he was helping the maid bring me my breakfast in bed. I sent chauffeur down with the Bentley to pick up the papers and see what that awful elitist Obama was up to now. Cook read the papers to me as gardener showed what he was going to do about the rose garden at the summer house on Nantucket. We finally decided to have the Clintons flown out to our house in the Hamptons again this weekend so we could make phone calls to unemployed people in Pennsylvania to tell them to be happy and not bitter.

[BigDDem]

27. Were you on your way to Whole Foods for some arugula?

[Lost-in-FL]

28. LOL!!!

You own me another blackberry... I spilled the Chardonnay all over it!! :spray:

[Tatiana]

29. Text me your coordinates. I'll have the limo swing by to pick you up! n/t

[DearAbby]

30. I just got here from shopping

my ass off, let me tell ya. First I had to click over to Mazey's Dress Shoppe, I was looking for an exotic print MuuMuu, with a great big parrots stategically placed on the yoohoo places? (wink wink)...goddamn it, I broke a nail, clicking the shopping cart icon...so I had to click for an appointment at the "Beautiful Nailz Salon...then I had to click on over to "Discount BonBons Shoppe" I ran out of them during the "Compassion forum"...Really!!11! I had to resort to eating those dinky chocolate donuts from "Dolly Madison" Eeek, let me tell you....I almost broke a sweat, but you know Elitists don't sweat, we glow.

[grrr050]

33. What a waste...

Of precious energy these Obama folks.

[Bucky]

38. Hey don't worry about us

We're getting recharged with crystals and medicinal marijuana.

[Hepburn]

35. LMBO

Latte spew on the keyboard! :rofl:

[EFerrari]

36. I can call your life coach after I finish my gelato!

lol

[csorman]

37. Yeah? Well I can top that:

I was eating sashimi - not sushi (chopstiks of course) AND drinking my soy-non-fat-1/2-decaf latte while driving my Volvo on the way to purchase another pair of Chacos (I'm DONE with Birks) from the Galleria. Then guess what happened? My weimaraner jumped out of the back of my Volvo and started running amok in the Galleria parking lot, only to be accosted by a dirty-looking charlatan-child, who I quickly batted away with my rolled-up New York Times. On the way back to my car I was touched by the noodly appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is why His logo is aptly displayed on my bumper to this day.

Pastafarians, unite!

[azmouse]

39. If I remember correctly we're not meeting at the bowling alley any more, right?

I really want to make the cult meeting this time! :)

[Bucky]

41. Nope, we're at the Karaoke bar... practicing "The Internationale"...

which we'll be singing at the government sponsored madrassas next year.

[Yael]

40. Yes, but have you hugged a tree today?

Please. Think of the children.