question: "how would you use president bush?"

[islandmkl]

uhhh...as a boat anchor?

[TomInTib]

1. When you ain't got a pot to piss in....

you simply find a bush.

[monmouth]

2. Barack was spot on with the father. Personally, I would have said I

wouldn't use him or consult him on anything...lol.

[Nitrogenica]

3. We will send teams of agents to Argentina to track Bush down and arrest him.

[SaveAmerica]

4. To hold down a cot in a jail cell

[dflprincess]

5. As an example to the nation and the world that

nobody is above the law.

[cornermouse]

14. I'll second that.

[MichiganVote]

6. Toilet bowl brush. Definetly.

[tishaLA]

10. that was gonna be MY answer!

[MichiganVote]

16. Ok, I'll share. Double toilet bowl brush, Cheney and Bush duo

[slick8790]

7. I'd cart him around with me everywhere I went.

And if I did something stupid or people disagreed with me, I could say "hey, at least I'm not him!".

I think that would be very effective.

[AlCzervik]

8. land mine detector?

[AllentownJake]

9. As a date

For a very lonely large prisoner in a federal prison.

"You have pretty teeth"

[rurallib]

11. Pinyata

[Beregond2]

12. Uuuhhh...

...target practice.

[pscot]

13. I'd tie him to the end of a stick

and use him to sweep up the monkey shit at the national zoo.

[spanone]

15. empower people...what the fuck does that mean?

[XemaSab]

17. I'd hang his official portrait in the Oval Office opposite my desk

and whenever I got angry and frustrated I would throw shit at it.

I'd use the original model, but I don't think they let you throw shit at the prisoners in SuperMax, even if you're the president. :(

[Orsino]

18. Cautionary tale.

Bedtime story to frighten children. Amusing walk-on in the Mayberry movie. The host of a new season of Apprentice: "You're promoted."

[davidpdx]

19. Hopefully some big guy in a prison

would have his way with him over and over again. Add in a few daily beatings and it would suffice.

[Wayish4]

20. Use President Bush as Congressional Page

He should learn how the Legislative Branch works, too bad is could've happened before he became head of the Executive Branch.

[rateyes]

21. As fertilizer. It's the only practical use for

a piece of shit.

[rug]

22. Waterboard tester.

[Harry Monroe]

23. Please be courteous and flush after you use the President Bush!!!

[limit18]

24. I'm gonna laugh all nite

on that answer! :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

[JoFerret]

25. Retraction: I wrote "cat meat"

I would not do that. Too cruel. Apologies all round.

[rateyes]

26. He'd make a terrible boat anchor...

shit floats.

[hisownpetard]

27. I was ticked that neither one of them said, "No, I would not use him for anything but a doorstop."

I mean, that is one thing they could have absolutely agreed upon and been honest about.
Why does Bush deserve that sort of kindness?

[limit18]

28. That's funny

:toast:

[shadowknows69]

29. Piss boy?

[Jersey Devil]

30. As a doorstop for the Oval Room bathroom (nt)

x

[Lucky 13]

31. Sorry. He's "useless". But I'd like to lock him in a trunk with a rabid wolverine.

Does that count?

[intaglio]

32. Let him go on TV to demonstrate

How waterboarding isn't torture
How being naked and covered in shit isn't torture
How being threatened and sometimes btten by guard dogs isn't torture
How being put in stress positions isn't torture
How sensory deprivation isn't torture

Then he could begin all over again ... and again ... and again

[Mz Pip]

33. A door stop?

I wouldn't use him at all. For anything. It's get in the way no matter what his assigned task was.

[crankychatter]

34. Red State Update said "Clearing Brush"

just sayin'

[ORDem]

35. As a toilet brush. nt