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Wed Apr-16-08 10:18 PM
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BBC: Masturbation 'Cuts Cancer Risk' |
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:19 PM
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1. So is an ounce of prevention still worth a pound of cure? |
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:20 PM
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2. Well FINALLY some good news. |
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:20 PM
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3. Suppose you smoke afterwards? |
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:21 PM
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:21 PM
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7. I'd recommend using a lubricant if you're smoking afterwards. |
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Or being a LITTLE less enthusiastic.
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:22 PM
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:28 PM
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Can you masturbate with your lungs? If so, you should be ok.
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:21 PM
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4. Prostate cancer, anyway |
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I've known about this for years, it's not exactly new news.
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:24 PM
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11. Pshaw! I already knew I wasn't gonna get prostate cancer. |
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I don't have a prostate.
Anything in this for me? (besides the obvious.) Because from my viewpoint, I knew it wasn't bad for me except that I'm kinda worried about carpal tunnel syndrome.
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:30 PM
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:51 PM
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32. I believe Joycelyn Elders was right. |
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It's safe, it's fun, it's educational, it's cathartic. No reason not to.
I also believe Woody Allen was right: it's sex with someone you love. :)
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:35 PM
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25. "carpal tunnel syndrome"?? From paddling the pink canoe? |
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(It must be a big canoe.)
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:53 PM
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33. repetitive strain injury. |
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It's very repetitive. But never boring. :D
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:21 PM
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5. Woohoo! I'm going to fucking live forever..... |
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:23 PM
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9. Everybody just checked out your profile... |
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... to see if you were a chick.
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:23 PM
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10. I only do it for the articles......... |
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:25 PM
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12. "Don't be upset honey.... I only purchased the porn to help cut my cancer risk...." |
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:25 PM
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As an aside, then shouldn't sex also cut the risk?
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:27 PM
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14. Most of the cancer causing elements are in the meat men and women eat |
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That wind up in the semen of men.
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:30 PM
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17. How do the cancer causing elements that the women eat |
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end up in the semen of the men?
Actualy, no, I dont want to know. Forget I asked.
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:32 PM
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21. Well, I could demonstrate ... but I'd probably get arrested. |
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:30 PM
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19. So, you're saying that "beat your meat" is derived from that medical factoid? |
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:31 PM
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:28 PM
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16. Well, let's see... I've read where reefer discourages lung cancer... |
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now, masturbation's good against prostrate cancer... did they say anything about beer?
pretty soon, my vices are gonna do better than all the damn fruits and vegetables I eat...
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:33 PM
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22. Better than eating oat bran |
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I guess .... I mean, not that I'd know ... I mean, come on ... who would actually publicly admit to eating oat bran?
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:34 PM
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24. I agree, but don't mention that around Wilfred Brimley. We'll hurt his feelings. |
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:33 PM
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23. That's a good thing, we need more...."excitement" other than war |
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:37 PM
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26. Kill a kitty, masterbate today! |
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:38 PM
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28. I just think that is the funniest picture ever |
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:38 PM
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27. Well, Sir... After that circle-jerk I just witnessed on ABC, I'm sure George S. and Charlie G. |
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are mighty glad to hear this......
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Wed Apr-16-08 11:09 PM
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:42 PM
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29. Now if they could only find a cure for these hairy palms!! |
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:47 PM
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Wed Apr-16-08 10:50 PM
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31. Another scientific truth the Church/Government (is there a difference?) would prefer you not know. |
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Nice to remind people of it, especially since the Pope is here flogging his (sorry) no-orgasms-for-pleasure agenda.
Pot smoking can be good for you, too. Shhhh!!!
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Wed Apr-16-08 11:12 PM
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38. You think the church would embrace this... |
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since it is the only real sign that there is a god...or Gods up there.
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Wed Apr-16-08 11:05 PM
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34. How "satisfying" to know that that key to preventing cancer |
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Edited on Wed Apr-16-08 11:06 PM by rocknation
is literally in the palm of my my hand...
:hi: rocknation
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Wed Apr-16-08 11:11 PM
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37. Well, I have to 'hand' it to myself. I had a 'feeling' that was the case. |
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Edited on Wed Apr-16-08 11:12 PM by Bigleaf
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Wed Apr-16-08 11:12 PM
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39. Somehow we all knew it was for a good reason... |
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Wed Apr-16-08 11:17 PM
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40. Every man on DU is now AWOL because of this news. Know what that means? |
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Edited on Wed Apr-16-08 11:17 PM by Jamastiene
Oh, ladies! Free toasters! Get yer free toasters here!!!
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Wed Apr-16-08 11:18 PM
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41. I am sooooooo ahead of the curve |
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