I'll be Goddamned if I'll vote for a candidate

[Jackpine Radical]

who is alleged to sometimes not wear a flag lapel pin.

I mean, how could you trust a President like that?

[saltpoint]

1. No kidding. And also we need to check to be sure candidates have

lawn ornaments in their yards. Only the bitterest elitist would fail to have lawn ornaments.

[tekisui]

2. He should just get a flag tattoo.

Where the hell is Hillary's?

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

4. Our next prez?

[patrice]

6. It would be interesting to know how many of those in prison in the U.S. have flag tatoos. nt

[moondust]

10. delete

[livingmadness]

3. Yep, sure has changed my mind

its important to accessorize!! ;)

[zanne]

5. HAH!

[rpannier]

7. Flagpin F**K that

I'm only voting for people who have flag capes.

Flag pins are just too small.

[nomaco-10]

8. Every time this flag pin thing comes up.....

I think of the John Prine song...

"Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore,...
It's already overcrowded from your dirty little war,
And jesus don't like killing, no matter what the reason's for...
And your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore."

[npincus]

9. my president must wear Fruit of the Looms

[Mobius]

11. You are so right

He must have been worried he'd make a hole in his elitist outfit.

[bunkerbuster1]

12. I want my Preznit to say "Yassuh, Massuh" when addressed by his corporate overlords, too!

Why does Obama hate his Massuh?

[H2O Man]

13. Worn properly,

the flag is a sign of the greatest level of patriotism. Even Jesus sayeth, "Greater love hath no patriot than this: that he shalt wear a flag pinneth."

Now, we do not want a bunch of YIPPIE Undergrounders like Abbie Hoffman wearing a flag shirt. The police were fully justified in breaking his nose. We need to wear flag pins as a sign of our individuality. I for one, plan to buy two flag neckties, to wear at once. This will serve to prove that I am twice as patriotic as the abnormal person wearing but one.

[Jackpine Radical]

14. Hell, I know some abnormal people

who don't wear ties at all.

I got one committed to a psych ward last week.

[Bensthename]

15. I wanted Obama to say F*** the flag pin..

The most petty issue I have ever heard..