Araxen
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:08 PM
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Breaking: Obama went to Starbucks |
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Edited on Fri Apr-18-08 12:09 PM by Araxen
Obama just went to Starbucks. The father of the guy who served him his coffee went to jail for tax evasion. This could be the end of Obama's campaign! Sean Hannity will update us on the story on Hannity and Colmes. George Stephanopoulos will have a extended round table discussion on this issue next Sunday.
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:09 PM
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1. He didn't put his hand over his heart when he asked for cream! n/t |
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:12 PM
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5. and he had a happy-face instead of a flagpin |
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the outrage,, I must go lie down
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:23 PM
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:20 PM
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10. I heard he didn't ask for cream because he hates "whitey". |
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Fri Apr-18-08 01:00 PM
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20. I heard it was all cream because he is SO totally about "whitey" and caving into his white whims |
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Edited on Fri Apr-18-08 01:00 PM by YOY
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Fri Apr-18-08 02:09 PM
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:10 PM
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2. I heard it was the cousin of the wife of the ex-brother-in-law who |
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fixes the espresso machine that went right on red in a school district.
But either way, what does it matter? Obama's finished.
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:11 PM
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3. I heard it was the cousin of the wife of the ex-brother-in-law who |
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fixes the espresso machine that went right on red in a school district.
But either way, what does it matter? Obama's finished.
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:12 PM
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who did that thing that time.
Clearly, he is unelectable.
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:14 PM
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8. and the guy said the F word in 1986, when he dropped a gallon of orange juice |
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on the kitchen floor
Obama MUST denounce & disown the use of foul language
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:12 PM
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6. I suppose he ingested caffeine as well. He's a bad seed. Scandalous. nt |
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:13 PM
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7. I heard that he didn't dispose of his stir stick properly |
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Left his empty sugar packet on the table...
He's a marxist, flag pin hating litterbug. Why haven't we arrested him already?
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:16 PM
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9. He drove all over town looking for a Starbucks that faced Mecca |
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Coincidence? You be the judge.
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:26 PM
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:22 PM
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Why doesn't he go to McDonalds like every other working man ...
:sarcasm: back at ya ...
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:24 PM
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13. I think on his way there, his car... |
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...drove over a road that was paved with the help of a flagger guy that had just gotten out after serving a rape sentence. Given this development, Obama clearly supports rapists.
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:24 PM
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14. Starbucks tried to Trademark the name "Ethiopia" Does Obama hate Africans? |
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:25 PM
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15. That's a latte liberal for ya.... |
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:31 PM
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17. Sipping lattes with his silver-spooned pinky in the air, no doubt |
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:31 PM
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18. Obama could use Dave Chapelle on his campaign staff |
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Sort of like an audience warm-up guy to keep him out of these dust-ups.
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Fri Apr-18-08 01:01 PM
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22. Chapelle has already done a video of the theme song of the Republican Party |
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"I want to piss on you" (in so many different ways :rofl:) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmBRBUZ7UWc
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Fri Apr-18-08 01:40 PM
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Chapelle does great as an independent 'contractor' hit-man.
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Fri Apr-18-08 12:58 PM
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19. Many well-known criminals drink coffee. |
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Obama is now indisputably associated with them.
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Fri Apr-18-08 01:05 PM
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Isn't the store named after the character in 'Moby Dick'?
And wasn't that book about hunting a white whale?
Senator Obama, why do you hate the whales?
Or do you want to hunt white people?
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