Undercover reporters go in as Clinton & Obama volunteers:

[yourguide]

From the philly weekly City Paper:

http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2008/04/17/i-was-a-clinton-volunteer

http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2008/04/17/i-was-an-obama-volunteer


From the clinton volunteers:

*snip*

No one heard when it began, but we soon realized there was a background noise. We stopped to listen: It was a static-riddled voice, like someone was speaking into a megaphone.

... words on a parchment would not be enough to deliver slaves from bondage ...

It was coming from the brownstone next to Cobre.

... it is a story that has seared into my genetic makeup ...

On what looked like the fourth floor, someone had attached a small speaker to the building, and pointed it toward us. The voice picked up.

... the press has scoured every exit poll for the latest evidence of racial polarization ...

"Is that God?" asked an older volunteer.

"No," I said, standing near the brownstone, "that's Obama."

*snip*

"What's going on?" asked one of the staffers. We explained. "My god," she said, "I can't fucking stand Obama people."

*snip*


From the Obama volunteers:

*snip*

At City Hall we encountered a large group of anti-Scientology protesters decked out in orange wigs and rubber masks. Evan was beside himself with delight, asking them if they wanted to combine forces with us.

"I don't know if Obama would really want to be affiliated with us," said one of the protesters, removing her pink plastic pig nose for a moment, and speaking slowly to emphasize the obviousness of the remark.

"Well, do you have any extra signage?" responded Evan, not to be deterred.

"But it's all Scientology-related," said the girl.

"Bye-bye, then," yelled Evan. "Go Ob-a-a-a-a-ma."

*snip*

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

1. Whadda bout McLoopy?

:shrug: