SoFlaJet
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:25 PM
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So Now Whenever My Wife And I Start Arguing |
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(she likes to bust my stones a lot-all in good fun of course) I tell her "OK Hillary" and she scratches her face with her middle finger and tells me that "I"m in my element"
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:42 PM
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1. My husband's a Republican |
cbayer
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Sat Apr-19-08 06:13 PM
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You have it REALLY easy. :7
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Sat Apr-19-08 06:19 PM
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and when I'm annoyed I say "you, colonialist!"
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Sat Apr-19-08 06:21 PM
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Sat Apr-19-08 06:53 PM
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It tells him, or so he thinks, I don't know what else to say, meaning he's won the debate. No way!!! He is a conservative.
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Sat Apr-19-08 06:24 PM
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6. I make snarky remarks about the monarchy. |
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He has also taught me cool English slurs like pillock. I had to learn him about the c*** word, you know the one they use that means something really ugly about women over here.
Does yours correct your pronunciation all the time and tell you that you don't really speak English?
:toast:
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Sat Apr-19-08 07:02 PM
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13. I make fun of the royal stuff too |
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Unfortunately, he knows that I like Prince William and am looking forward to the pomp and pageantry of another royal wedding. Yes, he improves my pronounciation all the time, and hates it when I use a swearword.
Btw, he likes McCain. I'm for Hillary! You can imagine.......
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Sat Apr-19-08 08:34 PM
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17. I just used the colonialist line on my husband |
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and he said, "What's wrong with that? Someone has to take care of you people". :rofl:
Fortunately, he is not a Republican - far from it.
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Sat Apr-19-08 07:10 PM
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Sat Apr-19-08 06:20 PM
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4. My dad was a friggin' George Wallace supporter |
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while me and my mom were working for RFK's campaign in Jersey-talk about a disfuntional duo
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Sat Apr-19-08 07:06 PM
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Edited on Sat Apr-19-08 07:07 PM by burythehatchet
my dad was a member of the RSS party in India when they (member of the party) killed Gandhi.
:wow:
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Sat Apr-19-08 07:52 PM
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16. Hey, mine too. And he never did come around, either. |
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I got my first gun when I was 10. Went to a private segregated school in the south. Fundi churches all the way.
Thank God I'm a liberal dem now.
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Sat Apr-19-08 06:32 PM
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7. I so pictured you as a woman. |
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I don't know why, I just did.
I have female friends that have wives, but that "bust my stones" comment was a dead giveaway.
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Sat Apr-19-08 06:34 PM
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9. I was gonna say bust my balls |
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but somebody was offended the other day by that phrase...I'm a man but AM in touch with my feminine side cb LOL
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Sat Apr-19-08 06:45 PM
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10. I probably was just picking up your feminine side. |
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I just had to knock a spider off my husband. He was really showing his feminine side - "EEEWWW, get it off me, get if off me!" He broke his glasses the other day because he was sitting in a port-a-let and a spider tried to crawl up his *arse*. I found it hysterical.
:hi:
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Sat Apr-19-08 06:53 PM
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12. don 't mess with spiders cb |
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a brown recluse once jumped off a tree and bit me in the back of my neck-almost friggin kill'ded me-Well I'm off to my gig-have fun tonight all...and try to remember we are ALL democrats here...
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Sat Apr-19-08 08:38 PM
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18. when i talk to my sister on the phone and she's all pissy about something i say--- |
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"Are you gonna cry about it Hillary?"
yes she's Clinton supporter.
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