Breaking: Mr. Kool Aid defecting from Obama Camp

[CaptJasHook]

In a stunning announcement Saturday evening, Mr. Kool Aid has shifted his support from Senator Barack Obama to the campaign for Senator Hillary Clinton.
At a press conference from his home in Strawberry Falls, Pennsylvania, an emotional Mr. Kool Aid claimed to have successfully quenched the thirst for change amongst supporters of Senator Obama.
"Oh, Yeah! My job is through here. The kids over at the Clinton campaign are incredibly thirsty. It is my duty, as an American Icon, to go where I am most needed."
This defection has caused quite a stir amongst members of the entire food industry. Speaking at a closed door meeting at the Heritage Institute, Spokesmilkshake for MacDonalds, Grimace has suggested that Mr. Kool Aid's defection is due to the lack of effectiveness of Mr. Kool Aid's secret ingredient.
"Everyone knows Kool Aid was mixed up. It's obvious he is disappointed in not being able to kill off all of the Obama campaign. Now he sees an easier target in Clinton supporters. You could tell his Kickin Kiwi Lime tears were fake."
To back up his claim, Tator, youngest of the Fry Guys released a document from sources inside Kraft foods. The little known document is an internal memo dating back to 1979. The memo is a listing, by Kraft Food master chef Cynthia McCain of possible addictive ingredients to be added to Mr. Kool Aid in order to appeal to the coveted college Greek House market niche. At number three on the list, in bold letters, is Crown Royal.
"Obviously, Mr. Kool Aid is not moving to the Clinton Campaign for the generous reasons he has given. This is a blatant marketing ploy by Kraft to take advantage of the current state of depression amongst Senator Clinton's supporters."
Commenting for the Clinton Campaign, Ms. Butterworth had this to say, "This is a great day for Senator Clinton. Obviously by imitation Maple flavoring wasn't quite helping the campaign. Adding Mr. Kool Aid's artificial flavoring to the campaign will help to quell the rumors of Hillary's bitterness."

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[Zachstar]

1. Ohh NO!!

[DevonRex]

2. LOL! knr

[stellanoir]

3. could it be. . .

a Kool Aid tsunami. . .?

could get kinda sticky

[CaptJasHook]

4. And there he will be Surfin' the Wave...

[stellanoir]

10. I can't believe I'm going to admit this but that cartoon just reminded me of something

I unbelievably share with McCain.

Shortly after 9/11 I had a lengthy conversation with a colleague who predicted we would see in the next decade, and ever widening gulf between the "haves" and the "have nots" and the line of demarcation between them would be home ownership. He said anyone who didn't own a home would become a serf.

I immediately got the Beach Boys "Surfin' Safari" running through my cranium and sang it to my friend.

So I song wrecked a Beach Boys song long before McCain did.

[CaptJasHook]

11. Oh, No you have now spread your infection.

I am sure McCain will be using it at his next Corporate Fundraiser:

"Let's go serfin' now
every learnin' how,
Come on Serf Safari with me"

[TragedyandHope]

5. Mr. Kool Aid is dead to me

[DangerousRhythm]

6. The Sharkleberry Fins...

...are circling. D:

[grantcart]

7. Is he a Super Delegate?

[CaptJasHook]

9. The Senator from New York is petitioning

Apparently there is some hold up, because lawyers from Senator Obama's camp refuse to accept him as a voting Foodstuff. It was agreed earlier in the Primary season that foodstuffs could not vote past their shelf life. Apparently, Kool aid has no shelf life...

[DB1]

8. Obviously he will need to change his flavor as well, do they have sour grapes flavor?

[CaptJasHook]

12. No but they have Scarey-Blackberry,nt

[here_is_to_hope]

13. *snicker!* n/t

[rug]

14. Mr. Peanut is under intense pressure from both camps to endorse soon.