What's all this fuss I'm hearing about delicates?!

[Arugula Latte]

Some of you have been talking and talking about delicates for months now! You are worried about Mrs. Clinton or Mr. Obama having more delicates. I say -- what does it matter? I don't think it's any of your business what type of underwear and slips and stockings and whatnot that Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Obama have in their drawers! Also, I don't think that's a proper subject to talk about in front of the children! *slams fist on desk* When I was a girl, we were taught that some things were private matters! Why, I think some of you need to have your mouths washed out with soap!



Uh, Miss Litella. That's delegates. People are talking about delegates.

Oh, well then. That's very different.

Nevermind.

[MonkeyFunk]

1. and what are superdelicates?

They sound overly-sensitive.

[Arugula Latte]

None of your business, young man!

:spank:

[chill_wind]

2. LOL! That was great. Takes some of us back a bit. (shhhh!) :-) n/t

[Arugula Latte]

3. Yes indeed ... Although, I WAS a child at the time.

:)

[chill_wind]

6. Why yes- me too of course!

:-)

[Rosemary2205]

4. She was a rare breath of genius.

Thanks. :)

[rug]

5. Damn, I though this was about the Obama camp in GDP.

[TheDoorbellRang]

7. And why are they using Pledge on their delicates?

That lemon fresh scent will not clean them! I certainly do not approve of using Pledge on your delicates so you can see your face in them! :rofl:

What?....Oh. Nevermind.

[Arugula Latte]

8. Pledge is for wood!

Oops. Nevermind ... :yoiks:

[cliffordu]

9. Hmmm...Do these delicates make my ass look big??

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

10. No, it looks small, because it's a cauc-ass.

Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week. Please tip your waitress..

[SeattleGirl]

20. Exactly. It's the prima-caucus delicates that make one's ass look big.

:P

[undeterred]

11. I can't tell which direction my super-delicates are going.

Can anyone recommend a good therapist? :blush:

[Arugula Latte]

12. Just wash your super-delicates in Woolite

and lay them flat. You will be fine. *pats head*

[Adelante]

19. Dish liquid is fine

And more economical.

[undeterred]

21. Well, not for my super-delicates.

[BlooInBloo]

13. I got no delegates. COMMANDO!!!!

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

14. I'm out there, and I'm LOVIN' it, Jerry!

[BlooInBloo]

16. hahaha!

[chill_wind]

25. ROF! :-)

This thread has made my day.

[NYCGirl]

15. Brilliant! K&R. How I miss Gilda.

:loveya:

[Arugula Latte]

17. Thanks! I sure miss her, too.

:hi:

[AtomicKitten]

18. Be careful how you wash them lest the super become just regular.

[Lefty-Taylor]

22. ...

:applause:

[Ichingcarpenter]

23. Why can't the Poles agree? I thought they were a united country?

And what's with the Presidential Erection I think that's just gross.

[Arugula Latte]

27. Hah hah

Those were classics

Some others (from Wikipedia): Saving Soviet Jewelry ("Jewry"), Endangered Feces, Flea Erections in China, Making Puerto Rico a Steak ("..next thing you know, they'll want a baked potato with sour cream!"), Presidential Erections, Pouring Money into Canker Research, the Eagle Rights Amendment, Busting Children (busing children), Conserving our Natural Racehorses, Youth in Asia (Euthanasia), and Sax and Violins (sex and violence) on Television.

[SlingBlade]

24. :) Sounds like something

that a normal everyday Repuke would say.
They are easily confused ya know :)

[progressoid]

26. Ahh...

She was the best.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=afi2xeM5ZSI

[Arugula Latte]

28. Dotting her i's on the chalkboard ... Too funny!

"I heard it was the third stubbing this week at this school. So mind your toes!" :rofl:

[VenusRising]

29. That was awesome!

RIP Gilda.

You were taken from us much too soon. :(

[Arugula Latte]

30. Thanks.

Yes, RIP Gilda.

I just realized she died when she was the age I am now ... 42. :(