taterguy
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Mon Apr-21-08 05:13 PM
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If Hillary gets the nomination, I'm moving to Bosnia |
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I don't read every thread here so I apologize in advance if someone else has already posted this brilliant, er, dumb-ass idea.
Happy Friday everybody!
:toast: :toast:
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Mon Apr-21-08 05:47 PM
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taterguy
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Mon Apr-21-08 05:51 PM
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2. Damnit I forgot I'm gonna have to learn a new language |
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Mon Apr-21-08 05:54 PM
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3. I'm either moving to Vancouver or sneaking in my friend's luggage when she |
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returns to visit her native France. ;) Oui! Oui!
No more CLINTONS or BUSHs !!!
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taterguy
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Mon Apr-21-08 05:57 PM
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6. In France they speak French |
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In Canada too.
You might want to rethink your plan.
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Mon Apr-21-08 07:59 PM
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11. No, my best friend was born there - she'll help me learn. :-) eom |
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Mon Apr-21-08 05:56 PM
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4. You don't have to learn to talk foreignish just to go overseas, Tater. |
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Shit, most of 'em talk English anyway. They just don't like to admit it. If you just yell loud enough, and maybe build comraderie by taking the time to remind them that we saved their sorry asses from the Ratzis in Dubbleyuh Dubbleyeh Too, they eventually come around and bring you your order just the way you like it. Anyway, that's the advice I gave my kid before she went on vacation to Japan last year.
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Mon Apr-21-08 05:56 PM
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5. south america is sounding better all the time. nt |
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Mon Apr-21-08 05:57 PM
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7. Remember to duck when you get off the plane..and run to your car |
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have the airline deliver your bags to the hotel..oh.. and sit on your flak jacket in the plane.. that will freak out the flight attendants..but you cannot be too careful..
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Mon Apr-21-08 06:00 PM
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10. Of course I'm gonna sit on my flak jacket |
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Keeps my balls from being shot off.
I loved that line in Apocalypse Now.
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Mon Apr-21-08 05:58 PM
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8. Over ther, "sniper fire" involves getting flowers & cookies from the locals. |
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I wonder what they do for "hugs & kisses"?
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Mon Apr-21-08 05:59 PM
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9. Be sure to look out for that sniper fire!! |
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You know, those little girls with flower bouquets can be lethal!
And take a singer and a comedian with you, just to be safe!
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