It's 3 AM and the Phone Rings

[HopeforChange]

It's 3AM, the phone rings,

Clinton answers from under her bed, dressed in full combat gear thinking she's still under attack by sniper fire.

McCain sleeps through the phone call and is never aware it even rang.

Obama answers, listens to the issue, weighs the pros and cons, and makes the right decision.

Rather simple isn't it?

[onehandle]

1. What if Obama is drunk?

See, you're not the only person who can make shit up.

Ok... You're right about McCain. Cindy Lou Who would wake him up, though.

[HopeforChange]

4. You want a dillusional woman who thinks people are shooting at her to answer the phone ?

With her finger on the button while people are shooting at her.

[onehandle]

5. Not necessarily.

Are you talking about Senator Clinton? Read my signature.

[Hugabear]

2. Hillary: "NUKE 'EM"

"That will teach them from interrupting my sleep!"

[flor de jasmim]

3. I hope Barack and Michelle kick Hillary and McCain out of the bed!

[PatGund]

6. It's 3 am.....

.....and the phone keeps ringing. Sen. Clinton looks at it fearfully, knowing it's another bill collector trying to collect on her debt.