A Pennsylvania Dutch joke from Edwards Supporters to Obama Supporters

[Stop Cornyn]

An Amish farmer is going for a walk when he notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen" (which means "Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it").

The man shouts back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Hillary, I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."

[BlooInBloo]

1. hahaha!

Hey! My family is Pennsylvania Dutch!

[SunsetDreams]

2. lollll ty for that!

[Beaverhausen]

3. from Edwards supporters?

you don't speak for this Edwards supporter.

[Stop Cornyn]

4. Sure I do, we took a vote and I got everyone's proxy. I speak for all of us now. Didn't you get the

memo?

[Yael]

8. Just because you missed the vote

doesn't give you the right to try to change the outcome after the fact.

[bpeale]

30. you don't speak for this edwards supporter either. A$$HOLE

[krispos42]

5. He he he...

Good one.




It's okay to poke fun at the Amish here. How will they ever find out???

:-)

[quakerboy]

36. Us Quakers will tell them

we have an unspoken understanding. It goes with the hats... Beware the wrath of the Plain Clothes.

[krispos42]

38. What goes...

*clop* *clop* *bang* *bang* *clop* *clop*?































An Amish drive-by.



What do you call an Amish youngster?
























An Amlette.

*ba-dum-ching!*

:rofl:

[JimGinPA]

6. That's Hillarious!

K&R

[here_is_to_hope]

7. *snicker* n/t

[Apollo11]

9. Because Amish are all Obama supporters?

And they want Hillary's volunteers to die a painful death?

Dumbest joke of the year so far.

[JimGinPA]

12. You Should Have A Drink Yourself

:rofl:

[provis99]

14. Yes, all Amish are Obama supporters, and want Hillary people to die painfully.

Life is just one big angry insult to you, isn't it?

[Apollo11]

22. Just trying to understand what is so funny

Jokes are supposed to be funny -- as far as I know.

[otohara]

23. "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen "

it's a crime to laugh these days!

[TragedyandHope]

10. Thanks for the laugh!

:kick:

[phrigndumass]

11. LOL! That actually could have worked for either candidate

... but happy you angled it our way.

:rofl:

[frogmarch]

13. Not funny.

:thumbsdown:

[Two Americas]

15. Edwards supporters?

You do not speak for me.

[Stop Cornyn]

16. Sorry, but we already voted up-thread (posts 3, 4, 8). You may file a minority report.

[Two Americas]

17. not funny

Sorry, I see your posts as malicious, not humorous.

[Stop Cornyn]

18. I have prepared a quick tutorial on the difference between malicious and humorous:

This is humorous: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkqrI3IibYI

This is malicious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAXucMY7Dvk

[Two Americas]

25. no thanks

I don't care enough about this. Surprised that you keep responding. "The wicked flee where no man pursueth."

[madinmaryland]

19. Nice post, Freeper.

:thumbsdown:

[Stop Cornyn]

20. Freeper? I'm not the one who supports a pro-war, anti-fair trade candidate

[madinmaryland]

21. Then why don't you just say that you don't agree with her stated policies,

rather than some crude joke that only serves as flame bait and has been posted over at Freeperland.

:wtf:

[Stop Cornyn]

24. Thanks for kicking the thread!

[madinmaryland]

26. No problem. I'm sure you'll enjoy this one...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5650741&mesg_id=5650741

:hi:

[Stop Cornyn]

27. Thanks! Here's a link to another funny thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5642736&mesg_id=5642736

Have you ever SEEN so many recommendations? Holy cow!

[Yanez Houston Jordan]

28. lol!

[cornermouse]

29. I voted for Edwards.

You don't represent me. I give your joke two thumbs down.

[bpeale]

31. wow! for an obama supporter who WANTS edwards to endorse

you sure are going about it THE WRONG WAY. what an a$$hole!

[salbi]

32. Thanks, I needed a good laugh today!

[Stop Cornyn]

33. That's why I posted it. Some Hillary folks found it less funny (as if it was some scathing mockery)

[Yanez Houston Jordan]

35. Some reactions have been hilariously over the top in their lack of amusement.

[Stop Cornyn]

37. No shit!

[sybylla]

34. Living in the middle of an Amish community

and having German ancestors myself, I have to say I LOL at that one.

And knowing my Amish neighbors as well as I do including the fact that they don't vote or get involved in politics except on they rarest circumstances, I think they'd find it rather funny themselves. It wouldn't matter what candidate you used. They do like to laugh a bit at us English - especially city folk.

[mcctatas]

39. ...

:spray:
:rofl:

[mrbluto]

40. No sense of humor

Jeeze - some people have no sense of humor.

It's a damn joke.

There is a huge swath of people, both O & C supporters that need to be told the folowing classic line from the movie "Stripes" (with Bill Murray):

"Lighten up Francis."