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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:51 PM
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The Official, HRC is soooo broke thread (add your own)
Edited on Wed Apr-23-08 03:54 PM by sniffa
(This was inspired by a post Bi-Baby read this morning, and I can't find. It involved Oscar Mayer)

"Hillary Clinton is sooooo broke, she moved her campaign headquarters into a milk carton... Talk about growing up da Hood."
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zabet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:53 PM
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1. So broke that the only color marker they can
buy to use on their home-made campaign signs is....



PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




:hide:



:rofl:
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americanstranger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:53 PM
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2. So broke,
she can't even pay attention.

- as
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DerekJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:01 PM
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30. LOL
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:54 PM
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3. Hillary is so broke
that even if she could find a bag of rice at Costco, she couldn't afford it.
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:01 PM
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31. ...that she attended a wedding just to catch the rice.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:29 PM
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70. So broke I saw her down at the park
mugging pigeons for their stale bread crumbs.
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:55 PM
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4. Hillary is so broke
she went to Burger King and put a french fry on layaway
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SoonerPride Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:55 PM
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5. She has to put penny candy on lay away
Edited on Wed Apr-23-08 03:55 PM by SoonerPride
har har
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:56 PM
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8. Hillary is so broke
when you ring her doorbell she leans out the window and says "ding"
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:00 PM
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27. Hillary so broke
her welcome mat just says, WEL?
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here_is_to_hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:12 PM
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129. Friggin' spewed on that one!!! n/t
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:56 PM
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10. Hopefully she doesn't default.
:o
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:55 PM
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6. Hillary is soooo broke
her campaign has to take the trash IN
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:46 PM
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108. LOL!!! New one...nice
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ClayZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:56 PM
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7. They are so broke they can't PAY attention to the Math!
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:56 PM
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9. ...that the bank asked for their calendar back.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:58 PM
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15. And the refrigerator magnet
:rofl:
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:57 PM
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11. HRC is sooooo broke...
... her credit card was rejected at SuperDelegateMart.










okay, that sucks, I'll try harder.
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:57 PM
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12. ...she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:57 PM
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14. I so hate you.
Edited on Wed Apr-23-08 03:58 PM by BlooInBloo
:P
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:58 PM
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20. ...
:D
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Growler Donating Member (896 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:56 PM
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90. Ewwww...
Okay, that's funny. But still... Ewww!
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:57 PM
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13. Her campaign is so poor, they go to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick OTHER people's fingers.
:rofl:
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:58 PM
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16. ...that in order to rub two nickels together, she'd have to borrow one.
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hogwyld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:58 PM
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17. Hillary's so broke
She has to borrow a penny to rub two together...
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olkaz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:58 PM
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18. HRC is so broke, she can't afford to pay attention.
Sorry, I know, it's old and dumb.
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:58 PM
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19. Hillary is so broke her baloney has no first name !!!
Edited on Wed Apr-23-08 03:58 PM by C_U_L8R
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:00 PM
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25. Thank you!!
That was the inspiring post for this thread. :hi:
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:23 PM
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101. I like that one!
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Clintonista2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:59 PM
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21. So broke that she sells Bill's used socks to perverts
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golddigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:13 PM
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164. Why would any one want to sniff a pair of dirty socks....Hmmm.
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Austinitis Donating Member (726 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:59 PM
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22. She raised 10 million yesterday
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:00 PM
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29. They're so broke, they had to raise $10 million to get out of debt!
Edited on Wed Apr-23-08 04:03 PM by BlooInBloo
BWAHAHAHAA!!

Seriously - that's the same guy lying about Clinton being ahead. It might be true about the donations, but I wouldn't bet my money on it.


EDIT: Yup - turns out to be another lie.
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:30 PM
Response to Reply #29
71. wow, really??
Why am I not surprised?
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:32 PM
Response to Reply #71
73. Yah, except that the $10 million is a Clinton supporter lie. It's more like $3.5 million.
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:46 PM
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81. ROFL!
:rofl:
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bhikkhu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #73
103. Technical issues with the adding machine....
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Kber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:03 PM
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122. So broke they can't afford an adding machine?
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:16 PM
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135. So broke they can't afford to replace the abacus that broke
after being hurled across the room inside a book bag. :o
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:03 PM
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35. Which would demolish Ron Paul's one day record
They can't even figure out how to lie convincingly anymore.
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americanstranger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:15 PM
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58. Opinions differ.
MyDD (Hillary Central) might spin it that way. Here's how Greg Sargeant saw it:

"On MSNBC just now, top Hillary adviser Terry McAuliffe claimed that by the end of today, the Hillary campaign will have raised $10 million since she was declared winner yesterday."

http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/04/hillary_on_track_to_raise_10_m.php

Two important qualifiers there. That $10 mil has not been raised yet. And I seriously doubt it will be.

But, hey. whatever makes you feel better.

- as
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 07:07 PM
Response to Reply #58
149. That there be some Enron accounting
Mark to market expected future gains.

We see how well that worked out for them.
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BlackVelvet04 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:59 PM
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23. I guess that means she really CAN relate to
the less fortunate of Americans.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:08 PM
Response to Reply #23
48. Hah... as if... she has millions... it's her *campaign* that's broke.
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sakura Donating Member (660 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 09:11 PM
Response to Reply #23
181.  Not too many Americans are 10 million dollars in debt.
And not too many Americans have made 109 million in the past few years.
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Dbdmjs1022 Donating Member (369 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 03:59 PM
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24. Hillary is so broke, she had to borrow Monica's blue dress for her next rally!
Yes. I went there.
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:00 PM
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28. BWA!!!!!!!!!
:rofl:
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ClayZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:01 PM
Response to Reply #24
32. Lol
:rofl: ouch
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yourguide Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:04 PM
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39. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DUzy!!!!
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yourguide Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:07 PM
Response to Reply #39
46. Hillary's so broke
she's writing out Nafta mailers on the back of stamps.


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juajen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 12:05 AM
Response to Reply #39
197. Every time you post that photo, $1,000,000 goes to Clinton.
Believe it. Old people are not necessarily broke people.
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:48 PM
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111. like whoa!!!
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PoliticalAmazon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:15 PM
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132. Sufferin' Jesus! BWA...
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ampad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 12:00 AM
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203. Ohhh Helll No
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:00 PM
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26. ... that when someone rings her doorbell she has to yell, "Ding Dong!" out the window.
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:49 PM
Response to Reply #26
112. LOL!!! You'res are hittin
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GetTheRightVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:02 PM
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33. HRC is so broke that even a RedBook would reject her
LOL
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:03 PM
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37. What's a RedBook?
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:02 PM
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34. Hillary is so broke, Mark Penn had to go on food stamps. NT
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:19 PM
Response to Reply #34
63. Man, that'd be ALOT of food stamps! n/t
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Clintonista2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:03 PM
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36. So broke that she has to sell mouthwash to people who eat dirty feet
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:04 PM
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38. Hillary's so broke, she eats cornflakes with a fork just to save milk.
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:04 PM
Response to Reply #38
40. Hillary's so broke, even the Republicans are willing to give her welfare.
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:50 PM
Response to Reply #40
115. ...now that's broke!! lol
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:04 PM
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41. ...that she has decided to reuse Rudy! campaign ads, which she will then sell to McCain
Oh wait, that isn't funny, is it?

:grr:
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Clintonista2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:04 PM
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42. So broke that she can't afford her nausea medicine when looking at the color purple
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:05 PM
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43. Hillary's so broke she's got to borrow a nickel just to rub two together.
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demo dutch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:06 PM
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44. My God Sniffa, you're still at it .... Amazing!!!!!!
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indimuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:06 PM
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45. BREAKING!!! Hillary Raises 10MM Since PA Victory
:evilfrown:indimuse (1000+ posts) Wed Apr-23-08 04:55 PM
Original message
Hillary Raises 10MM Since PA Victory


Hillary Raises 10MM Since PA Victory

By Big Tent Democrat, Section Elections 2008
Posted on Wed Apr 23, 2008 at 02:59:59 PM EST
Tags: (all tags) Share This:
Via Kos and Todd Beeton:

On MSNBC a few minutes ago Terry McCauliffe announced the Hillary Clinton campaign raised $10 million online "with 50,000 brand new donors" since the polls closed in Pennsylvania last night. "The biggest day we've ever had." An impressive amount by any measure and, as I wrote last night, a clear sign that people do not want this primary to be over.

PROOF!




Yes she WILL!



Obama BIG FAIL!!!
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:08 PM
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49. You are using yourself as your own source? Now THAT is broke.
Seriously, if she demolished Ron Paul's one day record, someone other than myDD.com would be talking about it.

;)
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:13 PM
Response to Reply #49
55. It's a known lie. That site is also lying about Clinton being ahead in the popular vote.
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yourguide Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:10 PM
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50. HAHAHAHAHAHA, there you go again...
he said he'd PROJECTED they will raise 10 mil...that's far from having 10 mil in the bank. he based that on 6 hours of funraising, assuming (which is extremely unlikely) that it will remain at that clip all day after the initial surge in donations after seeing the news.

And even if they raised 10 mil, they still have 10.3 mil in debt plus the 5 mil they still owe HRC for that loan...

BIG FAIL CLINTON FINANCES!!!1

REZKO CLINTON!!! REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!REZKO CLINTON!!!
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indimuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:19 PM
Response to Reply #50
97. cry baby!
Obama BIG FAIL!! ooohhhh...
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yourguide Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:47 PM
Response to Reply #97
109. INDIMUSE HUGE FAIL!!!
:rofl::rofl:

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Barrymores Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:12 PM
Response to Reply #109
127. Good GAWD...
:scared:
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 07:09 PM
Response to Reply #109
151. Is that a photoshop?
:wow:
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yourguide Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 07:24 PM
Response to Reply #151
157. nope, she looks like ted kennedy in this one though.
Edited on Wed Apr-23-08 07:24 PM by yourguide
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 07:30 PM
Response to Reply #157
159. Holy WOW!! Botox alert on aisle 4 please...
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:12 PM
Response to Reply #45
51. Hillary's so broke she had to raise 10 million just to service her debt.
and the kicker is... 4 million goes to MARK PENN !!!!
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:12 PM
Response to Reply #45
52. HRC's supporters are so broke, they can't afford afford verbs!
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americanstranger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:17 PM
Response to Reply #45
60. LIE. See post #58.
Next.

- as
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Catherina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:07 PM
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47. This one's REALLY funny! Hillary's so broke
she had to loan her campaign $5 million just to make the payroll

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I think it's the funniest of them all ;)

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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:12 PM
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53. Hillary's so broke that she had to sell the plantation.
:D



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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:16 PM
Response to Reply #53
59. OH SNAP
:o
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:18 PM
Response to Reply #59
61. Thank you sooo much for setting it up!
:pals:


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yourguide Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:12 PM
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54. Hillary's so broke
Edited on Wed Apr-23-08 04:13 PM by yourguide
that Obama saw her kicking a can down the street and asked "What are you doing?" and she replied "moving."
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yourguide Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:13 PM
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56. Hillary's so broke
she hasnt even heard of 50cent.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:15 PM
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57. HRC is soooo broke
that she still owes Iowa vendors (including a YMCA) over $20,000 x(

huh, I guess that's not very funny....
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:28 PM
Response to Reply #57
68. Ouch
:hi:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:35 PM
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77. I'll try again - Hillary is soooo broke
she makes up false 'offenses' by her opponent to get free media coverage (He's a christian as far as I know, 'shame on you Barack Obama', bitter-gate, finger-gate....)

x( Damn, I'm still NOT funny!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:32 PM
Response to Reply #77
142. You're getting better
:D
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:18 PM
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62. HRCis so broke, her face is on the front of a food stamp.
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:21 PM
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64. Hillary is so broke
she has to "borrow" other people's speeches.
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yourguide Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:25 PM
Response to Reply #64
65. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yup!
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:27 PM
Response to Reply #64
66. LOL!
And their platforms, and their campaign smears, and...
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:29 PM
Response to Reply #66
69. their sniper fire stories.
:rofl:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:37 PM
Response to Reply #69
79. the snipers were so broke - they didn't have bullets in thier guns???
Oh, no, that's not right....x(
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:27 PM
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67. So broke
That when I went to the campaign headquarters and asked to use the bathroom they handed me a shotgun and a flashlight and said "Be careful".
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:33 PM
Response to Reply #67
74. So broke, their tv only has 2 channels
On and Off.
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:32 PM
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72. Hillary is so broke
her favorite method of transportation is Bill's coattails.

:hide:
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PoliticalAmazon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:18 PM
Response to Reply #72
137. Now THAT's GOOD! n/t
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durrrty libby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:33 PM
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75. Ok like mad libs?
She/you was/were so broke she/you had to rub habaneros on

her/your feet/ (or um other part ) to keep them/it warm/purple

Is that how it goes? :shrug:
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:34 PM
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76. HRC is so broke that she can't pay attention to her own lies...
HRC's campaign is so broke, they have to go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.

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snooper2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:36 PM
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78. Hillary's Soooo Broke,
She can't afford Bill's $2 whores :)
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PoliticalAmazon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:19 PM
Response to Reply #78
139. Oh, the irony....
...that during the WJC administration Hillary paid, from her own investment funds, $475,000 to Paula Jones as hush money. I bet she WISHES Paula would have been a $2whore.
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 10:53 PM
Response to Reply #139
198. The $470K was paid from Bill's umbrella insurance policy
In the future, please engage brain before typing bullshit.
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stillcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:39 PM
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80. so broke that Republican 527's
are going to run her ads for her.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:46 PM
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82. Her campaign is so broke
burglars break into headquarters and deliver laptops and cell phones.
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:51 PM
Response to Reply #82
85. ROFL!!
Good one!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:15 PM
Response to Reply #85
95. Thanks
:D
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:53 PM
Response to Reply #82
118. LOFL!!!!
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libbygurl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:50 PM
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83. So it's a cool and progressive thing to make fun of being broke now? Nice.
Been playing with the purple crayons that you stole from little Harold? To colour your favourite socks to put on your favourite feet?
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:52 PM
Response to Reply #83
86. Its always been "cool and progressive" to laugh at multi millionaire GOPers who can't manage
their own campaign finances.
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libbygurl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:18 PM
Response to Reply #86
96. Yeah, as cool and progressive as asking how much a certain leafy green costs in Whole Foods...
...while standing in the middle of a farm in Iowa, where no Whole Foods stores exist. Yep, now THAT'S a really cool and progressive move!

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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:23 PM
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100. I fail to understand how the lack of Whole Foods stores in Iowa equals a fault for Obama.
Care to enlighten me? Y'all love to throw around the arugula thing as if it symbolizes some big Obama flaw. It's rather odd, really.
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libbygurl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:27 PM
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102. Oh, you again? well, if you still don't get it after all this time, I'm afraid you'll never get it.
If you're so smart, Shakespeare, do your own connecting of the dots. If you fail to accomplish something as simple as that, it's not my fault. Nor is it in your stars.

The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves...'

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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:38 PM
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104. I'm asking a simple question.
And I'm doing so primarily to make a point about your own hypocrisy. Whole Foods is a company whose praises DUers have long sung for its commitment to making organically grown and locally grown produce available to a huge number of people.

But because Barack mentioned the name--I'm sure he had no idea there are no Whole Food stores in Iowa--you gleefully tag him an elitist. Whole Foods is now a symbol of elitism. Okay, then--just trying to keep track of what people and institutions on our side of the aisle you'll happily condemn to boost your candidate. It's disgusting, really.

See the hypocrisy yet (your silly attempt at mocking me notwithstanding)?

Now, you can either answer like a grownup, or you can throw some more out-of-context Shakespeare quotations at me because you think it makes you appear intelligent. You really should choose the former.
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libbygurl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:49 PM
Response to Reply #104
113. You still don't get it. I am so sorry.
It's the 'out-of-touch' element in BO's remark that is so glaring! To ask a farmer in Iowa how much arugula costs in Whole Foods - 'cause, really, so many people shop at Whole Foods (expensive for majority of people), and are concerned about the price of arugula.

I don't give a damn what BO eats, and I wish everyone could shop at Whole Foods - one of the most pricey organic/gourmet/natural food stores around, but this major GAFFE from someone running for Pres of US really shows he lives in a bubble of comfort and wealth. Not unlike when Bush, Sr. went to a local grocery store in DC when he was Pres and was amazed at the laser-reading thingamajig at the cash register.

He's OUT OF TOUCH.
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:52 PM
Response to Reply #113
117. Yes, I do get it.
And my point is made.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:17 PM
Response to Reply #113
166. Yeah. And Iowans kicked his ass for it.
:eyes:

Speaking of out of touch, do you think Hillary goes to a supermarket often? I have a feeling that there is probably someone on a payroll for that.
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tammywammy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 12:13 AM
Response to Reply #113
206. It's a good think all those Iowa people voted against him
They showed him!
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yourguide Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:08 PM
Response to Reply #102
125. Oh god, you're the one who doesn't get it...
so you pretentiously drop something in about it being in the poster's stars so you can drop a Shakespeare quote that had to do with astrology.

If you are going to attempt to present yourself as an intellectual, you can do a little better than a common Shakespeare quote. And you talk about Obama being an elitist.

:rofl:
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SaveOurDemocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:07 PM
Response to Reply #100
124. LOLLLLLLLLLLL! It's not restricted to here ...
:evilgrin:


:evilgrin:

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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:50 PM
Response to Reply #96
114. Here's a riddle: How can you tell there's no Whole Foods in Iowa?
Because it didn't appear on Hillary's debt list.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:59 PM
Response to Reply #114
120. BAM!
:rofl:
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SaveOurDemocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:16 PM
Response to Reply #120
136. How bout you BAM this?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:









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PoliticalAmazon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:20 PM
Response to Reply #136
141. Don't be bitter. n/t
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SaveOurDemocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:12 PM
Response to Reply #114
128. Was that an attempt at humor?


Guess you FAILED!!














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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:18 PM
Response to Reply #128
138. Sorry, does Hillary owe you money or something?
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ampad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 12:09 AM
Response to Reply #138
205. LOL
You are crazy :rofl: :rofl:
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 07:11 PM
Response to Reply #114
152. Oh SNAP!!!
:rofl:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 07:22 PM
Response to Reply #114
155. Snap!
:rofl:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 09:27 PM
Response to Reply #114
183. BANG!
:thumbsup:


/not that there's anything wrong with Whole Foods, but I might have to redo SOteric's sig
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powergirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 09:49 PM
Response to Reply #114
187. Snap! And Kaboom!
you are on fire JBoy!!! :rofl:
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ampad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 12:07 AM
Response to Reply #114
204. Oh snap!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Gore1FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:50 PM
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84. She is so broke
She is unable to be a candidate of change!
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:55 PM
Response to Reply #84
89. YOU ARE THE WINNER!!!!
DUZY!

:rofl:
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:53 PM
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87. Hillary Clinton is soooooooo broke she couldn't afford to keep her 20 point lead in PA
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:54 PM
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88. She is so broke her campaign has to use the computer at the library to send
out fundraising emails!
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Clintonista2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 04:56 PM
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91. Sniffa... I have a present for you
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libbygurl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:02 PM
Response to Reply #91
93. LOL! Should have purple toenails! nt
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:01 PM
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92. hilary is so broke
her soul is bankrupt.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:06 PM
Response to Reply #92
94. Pfffft
:rofl:
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Freida5 Donating Member (649 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:20 PM
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98. Hillary is so broke...
she will raise $10 million in 24 hours.
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:22 PM
Response to Reply #98
99. In your dreams
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:44 PM
Response to Reply #98
106. I'm on track to make $10 million in the next year
It's true because I said it.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:34 PM
Response to Reply #98
144. 24 *business hours*.
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tammywammy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 12:16 AM
Response to Reply #144
208. ...
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Bjornsdotter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:44 PM
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105. Well if she's that broke
...I guess she can't get a new pair of these.

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libbygurl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:51 PM
Response to Reply #105
116. LOL! Bjornsdotter, you rock! LOL! nt
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:09 PM
Response to Reply #105
126. all right... whats with purple today?
I don't get it
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:37 PM
Response to Reply #105
145. Well, why don't you let us all in on the little joke?
Or would you rather be childish and obtuse?
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Bjornsdotter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 07:23 PM
Response to Reply #145
156. Little joke!

Omg! That is so funny :rofl: :rofl:
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 07:26 PM
Response to Reply #156
158. omg WHY!
No, really--why? I'm just dying to know.
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Autumn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:38 PM
Response to Reply #105
146. That is fucking awesome!!
:woohoo:
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:42 PM
Response to Reply #146
147. Really? Why?
I'm ever so curious.
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Autumn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:40 PM
Response to Reply #147
171. Hey Shakespeare
It's just a little joke, but it's so funny.:hi:
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:46 PM
Response to Reply #171
173. Actually, it's NOT funny.
I know what it's about. So do a lot of other people. It amounts to classless bullying, and it needs to stop. Don't like somebody snarking on your candidate? That's fine; god knows, there's plenty of vitriol to go around here. But you guys are making it personal in a way that's totally out of line.

Please stop it.
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Autumn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:52 PM
Response to Reply #173
175. I thought it was
hilarious. I'm still laughing my ass off.
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:56 PM
Response to Reply #175
176. Un fucking believable.
Really? You really think it's funny/cool/acceptable in any way to make nasty personal attacks against a poster?

Did this poster do something to you personally to engender that level of animus, or are you just an asshole who picks on people for the hell of it? Which is it?
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Autumn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:59 PM
Response to Reply #176
177. I'm not an asshole,
and I'm not picking on anyone. I have lurked her almost since the beginning . I remember things and I think it's hilarious.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 09:08 PM
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180. Deleted sub-thread
Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.
 
Clintonista2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 06:07 AM
Response to Reply #176
193. Waaaaah!
Grow a thicker skin.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 11:20 AM
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194. Deleted message
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 12:08 PM
Response to Reply #193
195. Stop stalking.
Edited on Thu Apr-24-08 12:13 PM by Shakespeare
Before you find yourself in serious legal trouble.

edited to add: Y'all sure don't like it when somebody calls you on your bullshit, do you? You openly stalk and harass this couple, but when you get called out for it you go running to the mods.

Get. Help.
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:45 PM
Response to Original message
107. Hillary is soooo broke...
she really is pimping out Chelsea.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:48 PM
Response to Reply #107
110. Oh damn
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uponit7771 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 05:57 PM
Response to Reply #107
119. ..and she bettah have Hils money!
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tishaLA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 07:07 PM
Response to Reply #107
150. oh my
we have a winner
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:03 PM
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121. Hillary's so broke, she hopes for change.
;)
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:14 PM
Response to Reply #121
131. I can't believe it took 121 posts to get to this one
and why didn't I think of it first. :rofl:

:hi:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:15 PM
Response to Reply #131
133. That's the way I roll.
:hi:
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:05 PM
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123. HRC is so broke...
.. she can't afford another false allegation to level at her opponent.
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:13 PM
Response to Reply #123
130. Hillary is so broke, that when voters ask for change
she says "beat it, this is my corner."
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:19 PM
Response to Reply #130
140. ...
:spray:

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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:34 PM
Response to Reply #130
143. hahaha!
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Divernan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:15 PM
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134. The Clinton campaign is so broke that when the Big Tobacco lobbyist stubbed out his cigarette,
Marc Penn yelled "Who turned off the heat?"
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 06:46 PM
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148. HRC is sooooo bro....she can't even afford the last 2 letters.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 07:13 PM
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153. *snort*
:rofl:

:loveya:
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RichardRay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 07:19 PM
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154. Hillary is so broke that McGyver couldn't fix her...
with a full set of tools and a bag of spare parts!!

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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 07:59 PM
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160. If only he had a stick of chewing gum
:(
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HooptieWagon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:10 PM
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161. Hillary is sooo broke
she uses hand-me-down cackles.
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Erin Elizabeth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:11 PM
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162. She's so po she can't even afford the o and the r in poor.
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:13 PM
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163. Squirrel Award
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:34 PM
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169. You're clever
:thumbsup:
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:14 PM
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165. She's so broke she's no longer an elitist!
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swishyfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:22 PM
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167. So broke, she gets robbed just for practice
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:22 PM
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168. Hillary's campaign is sooooo broke
A Hillary paid staffer kicked a can down the street, and said, "come on volunteers, we've moved"!

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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:46 PM
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172. The visual makes it
:rofl:

:hi:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:37 PM
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170. Hillary is so broke even Dick Cheney donated
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 09:05 PM
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178. Big deal
It was just his 2nd pace-maker. :eyes:

I'm sure he would have donated the first one too, if it wasn't made from wood, match sticks, and a ball of twine.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 09:06 PM
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179. match sticks? Hell, that fucker had to wait on a plateau for lightning to strike
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 08:51 PM
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174. Hillary is so broke...
Edited on Wed Apr-23-08 08:56 PM by Patsy Stone
she gets 3 cents a day from some kid in Ethiopia.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 09:24 PM
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182. Hillary is so broke...
Sally Struthers has been seen filming outside of her campaign HQ
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 09:31 PM
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184. Hillary is so broke...
Edited on Wed Apr-23-08 09:32 PM by Patsy Stone
she can't afford to feed Sally Struthers for a day.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 09:33 PM
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185. Nobody can, except Sally Struthers. Or Chuck Norris at a farmers' market
:D
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 10:28 PM
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191. Exactamente!
:)
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 09:34 PM
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186. ************ LET IT SINK!!!!! *****************************
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 09:58 PM
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188. She so broke
she enters movie theaters on her knees to pay a child admission.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 10:04 PM
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189. She's so broke, her megaphone IS the kitchen sink pointed towards the crowd
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ScarletSniper Donating Member (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 10:15 PM
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190. Hillary is so broke she has to rob the food bank.. n/t
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-23-08 11:52 PM
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192. Hillary is so broke her supporters have nothing else but the exploitation of leaked private images
of those who disagree with her, in order to further her nasty-ass campaign.

One would think that people so hung up by consensual sex would shut up about it, but no, Hillary supporters are willing to forgive Intern-powered cocksucking and cumstains in order to make a point. Then again, if I were Bill, I'd also hesitate before letting those enormous jowls get close to my cock.

But it's not about Bill, ever. She bases her experience on being the First Lady, and pushing through this and that bill, but she never sucked the right Bill.


Yeah, this is a big fuck you to a lot of people here.
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AntiFascist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 11:25 PM
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196. HRC is so broke...

she has no appliances left in her kitchen.
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davidpdx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 11:04 PM
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199. Hillary is so broke
they had to trade her bus in for a horse and buggy
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ruby slippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 11:18 PM
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200. she is feeding Socks' leftover cat food as tuna sandwiches to her staffers....
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 11:20 PM
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201. So broke, that when she knocks on my window at the truckstop
I have to provide the condom.

:rofl:
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-25-08 11:54 PM
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202. I just want to know what all the "purple" stuff is about?
:shrug:
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ampad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 12:15 AM
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207. Just wanted to say
this thread was funny as hell; thanks for the laughs folks
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crankychatter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 12:19 AM
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209. When Obama is President he'll put her Picture on the Food Stamp
Edited on Sat Apr-26-08 12:37 AM by crankychatter
:-)

wow.... i should've read the string first

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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 01:18 AM
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210. Another nasty post about Hillary.
Goodie!!!! It's soooooo nice to think that we all belong to the same party.
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