here_is_to_hope
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:10 PM
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I am so going to jail.... |
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I just shot my television. I know the neighbors heard it. I know the cops are coming. They will arrest me for discharging a firearm within the city limits. And when they ask me why I shot my television, I am going to point to a picture of Tweety... Because once again, that rat bastard lied.
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:11 PM
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:12 PM
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2. No offense but you should be locked away for shooting a TV over Tweety... |
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Edited on Wed Apr-23-08 06:13 PM by Thepricebreaker
No offense.. Your very unstable and own a gun... whats next? The mailman because you get a republican mailer?
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:14 PM
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7. How so oh wise one? n/t |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:16 PM
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Someone takes out a gun and shoots a TV over comments made? Are you out of your mind?
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:16 PM
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13. Ooooh, let me guess, you live on the other side of the Mississippi? |
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Yeah, you do, dont cha?
Sorry you didnt get the joke but geographically speaking, par for the course.
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:12 PM
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I see balls, lots and lots of bouncing balls.
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:13 PM
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4. We warned you to take a break from GD: P. |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:13 PM
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:13 PM
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What did he say this time? |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:13 PM
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6. tweety?...you'll get off with a warning..at the worst... |
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if not a new TV via donation....
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:14 PM
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8. I like the rat bastard description. What kind of side arm you got, mister? |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:15 PM
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9. If you shoot your TV when Bush is on it speechifying... |
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Can you get busted by the Secret Service for threatening the President? :P
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Thu Apr-24-08 09:54 AM
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55. I'm really not sure about that... |
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but I don't think I'd blog it, anyway. The PATRIOT Act is very long and complex, and I wouldn't discount the possibility that it could contain language that could construe that circumstance as a threat to NatSec.
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:15 PM
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10. Really? That's a bit drastic |
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I consider you adequately punished by the destruction of a perfectly good appliance. If you decide to replace it, I advise canceling you cable subscription or not even hooking it up to the antenna. Hook up a new TV to your computer instead.
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:16 PM
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12. ^ this is your brain on too much GD:P |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:16 PM
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14. "Welcome to the real world..." Morpheus |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:17 PM
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:18 PM
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18. Elvis had good reason. Robert Goulet was on TV singing when the King unloaded. |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:17 PM
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16. Better to take out your hostility on an ...... |
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inanimate object rather than hubby, wife, kids, dog or cat.
I so know where you are coming from..... well not really. what with the price of gas and groceries, I can't afford to replace a tv, not even one of those small, Chinese jobs from walmart.
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:17 PM
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17. I understand and once you know where you will be serving time |
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let me know and I'll send you some cigarettes and put a few dollars in your commissary.
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:18 PM
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19. Jeeez, you kids will rec anything! First that darn waterskiing squirrel and |
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now some stupid stoned hippie shoots his TV! Ha!
Luv ya, all of you, even those who favor pants suits!
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:27 PM
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:37 PM
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32. Hey- that squirrel was cool! |
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He was wearing a life vest, too.
:D
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:43 PM
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39. A cute little red one! |
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:toast:
BTW, I cannot for the life of me say your screen name, was that the plan? Huh? Tormenter!
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Thu Apr-24-08 09:49 AM
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It's pronounced
Kaj- like in 'Hi' with a 'k' instead of 'h'. sa - like 'sah'.
hope that helps. ;-)
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Thu Apr-24-08 11:49 AM
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60. Got it, not so tormented now... |
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But I did miss Countdown last night...
Have a blessed Thursday!
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Thu Apr-24-08 02:41 PM
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61. You too, Here_is_to_hope, |
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A very good Thursday to you, my friend.
:hi:
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:23 PM
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20. What a Pissant Drama Queen |
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You should have blasted it to kingdom come.
Because:
"In heaven there is no beer, and no Tweety either.
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:24 PM
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21. You'd never be convicted in Manhattan, try to get a change of venue. |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:25 PM
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22. Ahem, BTW, where *did* you get the picture of Tweety to point at? |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:31 PM
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24. I took it off the Dart Board....lol...n/t |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:31 PM
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So I bought a .44 magnum it was solid steel cast And in the blessed name of Elvis well I just let it blast 'Til my TV lay in pieces there at my feet And they busted me for disturbin' the almighty peace Judge said "What you got in your defense son?" "Fifty-seven channels and nothin' on" I can see by your eyes friend you're just about gone Fifty-seven channels and nothin' on... Fifty-seven channels and nothin'
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:32 PM
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26. Like Elvis. Only he had better clothes. |
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Thu Apr-24-08 10:03 AM
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58. Now THAT has got to be... |
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a matter of opinion. Early Elvis, Nixon FBI Elvis or Vegas Elvis?
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:33 PM
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27. Better to shoot the TV then to actually shoot Tweety, I guess. |
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You could go to prison for shooting Tweety, although if it was me, I would plead "temporary insanity" from listening to him.
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:35 PM
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:35 PM
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29. I'm kind of torn on this. Tweety is an idiot but I would have saved it for a Scarborough segment. |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:38 PM
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33. Should have tuned it to FAUX Noise first. |
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Save your bullets for a worthy target like Sean Hannity or Bill O'Reilly.
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:52 PM
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43. You make a good point. Does the Op have any more TV's? |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:35 PM
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30. Elvis! I KNEW you were still alive! |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:36 PM
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31. If you hurry, you can get a round off into your computer before they arrive. n/t |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:39 PM
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34. Must be an Obama supporter, what with all that Hope to keep ya goin'. |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:42 PM
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38. Or, like you, a Hillaroid that can't help but be a pain in the ass... |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:39 PM
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35. You're a smart one, aren't you? |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:44 PM
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41. Not really, more of a lazy genius type...n/t |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:41 PM
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36. Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do when they come for you... |
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Need a wife-beater tee for the ride?
:evilgrin:
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:41 PM
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By: jimmy buffett 1979 Boat drinks Boys in the band ordered boat drinks Visitors scored on the home rink Everything seems to be wrong
Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap air fare I gotta to fly to saint somewhere Im close to bodily harm
Twenty degrees and the hockey games on Nobody cares they are way too far gone Screamin boat drinks, something to keep em all warm
This mornin, I shot six holes in my freezer I think I got cabin fever Somebody sound the alarm
Id like to go where the pace of lifes slow Could you beam me somewhere mr. scott? Any ol place here on earth or in space You pick the century and Ill pick the spot
Oh I know, (I know) I should be leaving this climate I got a verse but cant rhyme it I gotta go where its warm
Boat drinks Waitress I need two more boat drinks Then Im headin south fore my dream shrinks
I gotta go where its warm (I gotta go where its warm) I gotta go where its warm (I gotta go where its warm) I gotta go where its warm!
I gotta go where there aint any snow Where there aint any blow cause my fin sinks so low I gotta go where its warm
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:44 PM
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40. Tell them it shot at you first |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:45 PM
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this is the best thread of the month LOL
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:54 PM
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45. This thread is totally and completely unbelievable without a picture. |
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until otherwise this op bounces more than flubber.
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Wed Apr-23-08 07:17 PM
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Blow'd up REAL good!
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:55 PM
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46. I shot the tv but I did not get the radio ...sung to the tune, I shot the sheriff |
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Wed Apr-23-08 06:59 PM
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47. This is what I did after reading GD-P all day... |
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Wed Apr-23-08 07:07 PM
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49. I think my 'therapy' was..ah..cheaper and far less painful! Luv Ya! |
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Wed Apr-23-08 07:01 PM
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48. Didn't Elvis do that one time? |
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Are you The King? You can tell us, I won't say a WORD! I KNEW you weren't dead. I just KNEW IT!
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Wed Apr-23-08 07:11 PM
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50. It was Robert Goulet's fault... |
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Wed Apr-23-08 07:15 PM
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51. Oh that Robert Gullet! |
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Sorry he's dead, but that was a damn nice Zeinth TV!!!
Shootin' TV's ain't the same no more. No more bunch of tubes to explode just some thin ass TV and some wires. Nothing dramatic.
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Wed Apr-23-08 10:19 PM
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53. I once shot a TV in Reno, |
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Thu Apr-24-08 02:43 PM
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62. I'm so mean I once shot a TV for snoring too loudly. |
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Thu Apr-24-08 02:46 PM
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63. What happens in Reno stays in Reno. |
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Thu Apr-24-08 09:55 AM
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56. I haven't watched television news for two days now. |
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Who needs their propaganda.
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Thu Apr-24-08 10:06 AM
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59. yea I just waited for Keith |
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listening to the same old bullshit hour after hour wasn't going to be conducive to my better mental well being
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Thu Apr-24-08 09:57 AM
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57. Can you claim that loss on your insurance? |
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Thu Apr-24-08 02:49 PM
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64. You were cleaning it and it went off by accident. |
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They'll probably give you a notice to appear, take the gun and leave you at home.
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