Hillary has a club foot, eats small children, and laughs at the suffering of others

[Mizmoon]

and Bill burns live baby seals to make fuel for his SUV.

I just wanted to join the Freep ... I mean DU ... crowd.

:crazy:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. ...

[Lerkfish]

15. ...

[nebula]

20. She voted against banning landmines and cluster bombs

wants to nuke Iran, voted for IWR, etc.

The OP's description of Hillary is not too far off!

[islandmkl]

2. i wasn't aware she had a club foot....

[spotbird]

3. Reconstructive surgery is miraculous these days. nt

[BuyingThyme]

4. It's an honorary title for people who support the clubbing of baby seals.

[SoCalDem]

6. no wonder she wears pantsuits

:rofl:

[Stop Cornyn]

5. I think you are mistaken about the club foot...

[QC]

7. True. She actually has cloven hooves. n/t

[QC]

8. And here she is picking out her lunch!

Is there no limit to her depravity!

[Cha]

9. hilary cackles at fucking anything..

I know she lies..that's worse than any freakin' thing you can make up.

RBInMaine (1000+ posts) Thu Apr-24-08 11:17 AM
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SlickHilly's long list of lies, spins, and morphs.
1) "I support the DNC rules." ------- "Florida and Michigan should be seated as is."

2) "It doesn't matter if my name is on the MI ballot, MI doesn't count." ----- "MI counts and
others could have been on the ballot had they wanted."

3) "I lose caucus states because MoveOn and activists take them over and intimidate my voters."

4) "You don't get change by hoping or fighting for it, you get it by working for it." ------
"We need a fighter in the White House and I'm your fighter."

5)"I am honored to be here with Barack Obama." ----- "Shame on you Barack Obama."

6) "Barack Obama can't win the GE." ----- "Yes yes yes, he can win (but I'm better)".

7) "We took sniper fire when we landed in Bosnia."

8) "Obama won SC because there are many AA's there."

9) "My PA victory was overwhelming." (Though she was SUPPOSED to win and WAS ahead by 20 a few weeks ago and won by only 9.)

10) "If we had the Republican system, I would be the nominee."

11) "John McCain and I are experienced, Obama isn't."

12) "I want a Middle East security umbrella and will nuke Iran if they attack Israel or those under my umbrella." (So much for a new foreign policy approach because I gotta look TOUGH and get the Jewish vote.)

13) "I helped broker a peace deal in Northern Ireland."

14) "PACS and lobbyists are real citizens."

15) "I have lots of experience in the White House, but didn't know my husband pardoned Weathermen or invited Rev. Wright when he was repenting over Monica."

16) "Obama should disown his former pastor on principle, but I won't disown my husband for cheating on me MULTIPLE times."

17) "I'm the fighter for the people who takes PAC $, lobbyist $, worked for WalMart, worked for the corporate Rose Law Firm, and was close to convict Norman Hsu."

18) "I was cool to NAFTA then for it for YEARS and am now cool to it again."

19) "I am against the Iraq war but voted for it and won't say that vote was an error."

20) "I am a lifelong Yankee fan and my daughter was jogging around the twin towers on 9/11 so I was a very concerned mother that day."

21) "Obama is afraid to debate me." (even though we have debated 21 times)

22) "No, my husband wasn't having kinky encounters with Monica. It is a vast right wing conspiracy !!"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5664457

[burythehatchet]

18. not ANYthing...only when she's confronted with her actions and asked to explain

herself. Then its the funniest fuckin thing you ever saw. I love that when she's cackling she's the only one who is.

[Cha]

24. Thanks for making that

more clear..you're right, of course..it's anything serious that she doesn't want to be confronted with. Then she's having a solo hen party.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

10. She seeks out and accepts endorsements from Richard Mellon Scaife.

No need to make stuff up. The truth is bad enough.

[autorank]

11. She does not have a club foot!

[ORDagnabbit]

12. nah...shes just a habitual liar who day by day becomes more like Zell Miller and LIEberman

[Lerkfish]

13. AHAHAHAHAHAA you guys are hill-arious! unintentionally of course.

here's your assignment: look up "straw man" and "hyperbole". Then get back to us.

:)

[B Calm]

14. She does have a laugh like an evil witch!

[backscatter712]

16. I've got her beat - I've got two club feet. n/t

[burythehatchet]

17. I wasn't aware of all that; I just know she's a freakin liar.

[NJmaverick]

19. I guess that's one approach to try and explain away the bad things she has done

[mathewsleep]

21. all of this is true.

except that bill drives a hummer.

[nebula]

22. She voted against banning landmines and cluster bombs

wants to nuke Iran, voted for IWR, etc.

The OP's description of Hillary is not too far off!

[ScarletSniper]

23. sounds about right...lmao

[Political Heretic]

25. How is this news?

I KEEEEED I KEEEEED ! :D

[LSK]

26. hey did you hear Obama was a NAZI supporter???

Ted Kennedy endorsed him and hes a catholic and the pope was in the Hitler Youth.

[madrchsod]

27. i knew there was something about her i did`t like!

actually i do`t like her policies and i have no idea what she is like away from the spotlights....

[damonm]

28. You forgot THESE outrages -

She also:
-Wrote the Book of Love
-Let the Dogs Out
-Put the "bomp" in the "bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp" AND the "ram" in the "ram-a-lama-ding-dong"
-canceled the original "Star Trek"
-sank my battleship
AND, worst of ALL:
She...drank...my...MILKSHAKE! SHE DRANK IT UP!