The 2008 Primaries: Told in the form of the movie Snatch's Character introduction and music:

[Political Heretic]

Now just imagine the opening music from Snatch, and the opening credits...if you need a refresher, you should own this one of the best movies of all time, so just put it in your DVD player and watch the opening. Here we go:


Cousin Avi
as played by Mark Penn



Sol
as played by Barack Obama



Mickey
as played by Howard Dean



Vinny
as played by David Axelrod



Franky Four Fingers
As played by Bill Clinton



Turkish
as played by Howard Wolfson



Gorgeous George
as played by John McCain



Tommy
as played by George W. Bush

DAAAAA DA DA DAT DAT DAT DA DA DAAAA DA DA DAT DAT DAT DA DA

Bullet-Tooth Tony
as played by James Carville



Borris the Blade
as played by Geraldine Ferraro



Doug the Head
as played by Ted "I have a huge head" Kennedy



Bricktop
as played by Hillary Clinton





(this post has no hidden meaning. The primaries are making me loopy, and I for one laughed my butt off while putting this together.) :)

[Political Heretic]

1. well...... I thought it was funny.

*crickets*

SCREW YOU GUYS!!

I'm going home.

:P