Recommend This Thread If You Think I Should Drop Out Of The Primaries

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

I mean, my cash on hand is $4.75 (and I was planning to use that for lunch today) and the other two candidates have a seemingly insurmountable lead in pledged delegates.

Obama - 1,491
Clinton - 1,331
Jeff in Milwaukee - 0

And the Super Delegates? You wouldn't believe what some of them want for their endorsement. I can understand the mayonnaise and rope, but why do they have to keep insisting on a goat?!

It's really looking like my campaign theme "Jeff In Milwaukee Isn't Nearly As Stupid As He Looks" just isn't resonating with voters.

[Redbear]

1. You've got my vote.

But what is your position on the sex-sex marriage issue?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

2. My wife is opposed to sex after marriage...

She says it's disgusting and takes up valuable time that could be spent watching HGTV

[PBS Poll-435]

39. Is she opposed to Multi-Tasking?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

45. What. Like a three-some?

I have enough trouble getting any as it is...

One more post and we're getting this thread locked!

[PBS Poll-435]

48. Wow....I did not see that one coming...

;-)

Oh wait. Even that sounds bad.

[rucky]

3. If you can't win your home state, you need to pack it up

and move to Minnesota where you'd be more appreciated. Maybe a nice lakeside home near Walter Mondale, Al Franken or Jesse Ventura?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

6. Only if the Vikings agree to move to South Dakota...

nt

[rucky]

10. then where would South Dakota move to?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

11. Does it matter?

I mean, you know, seriously...

[madwivoter]

4. It's time...

let go already. I mean, I live in Madison and I haven't even heard of you :)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

7. The People's Republic of Dane County

was supposed to be my base. I probably shouldn't have announced my candidacy during the Jump Around.

[mcctatas]

20. you mean

"70 square miles surrounded by reality?" ;)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

23. Moscow on the Mendota...

Yeah. You know the place.

[ClassWarrior]

5. Run Jeff Run!!! Take it all the way to the convention!!

The convention in 2024, that is!! Or beyond!!...

Whatever it takes to advance your political ambitions on the backs of the Party members!!

:toast:

Bribe the SDs with beer! Everybody loves beer!! And you have a pipeline to it!!!

NGU.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

8. I'm almost certain to be dead by 2024...

On the other hand, that's not slowing down McCain.

[mcctatas]

9. It's about damn time we sent a cheddarhead to the White House

I am no longer an Obama supporter, "Jeff In Milwaukee, because Bratwurst is a noble meat";)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

12. Official Slogan

"Jeff in Milwaukee, because Bratwurst is a noble meat, eh?"

[mcctatas]

13. I think it's got a nice ring to it...

better than "More consistent than the Packers", that would just alienate your base:evilgrin:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

14. Oh, no you dinna!!!

As your President, I will release all detainees in Gitmo -- with the exception of mcctatas -- who will be there until the NEXT TIME the Packers win the Super Bowl.

Bring a book. It could be a while.

[mcctatas]

15. Shit...

as long as you don't send me Vikings fans as my cellies. I never made it through "War and Peace", but what will I do for the other 10 years?....
;)

[polmaven]

17. WOW! You're right!

The "eh" makes all the difference!

That's it! Sorry Senators....It's Jeff all the way for me now!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

18. You're now on the short list for VP

[polmaven]

33. I accept your nomination!

:toast:

[Voice for Peace]

16. LOL.. yeah you should drop out.. you are bleeding the party and causing irreparable

harm to crankiness, everywhere.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

19. Bleeding the party? Ick!

Is that a ruptured bile duct or are you just glad to see me?

[Voice for Peace]

21. LOL.. glad to see you.

and appreciative of your humor in these nasty tumultuous times.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

24. It's going to be an ugly few weeks....

We need to start laughing at ourselves a little.

Knock Knock...
Who's There?
CHANGE!!

[Orsino]

22. I think we should hear from *all* the voters first...

...unless maybe you run out of money.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

25. Run out of money? I never had any...

Nobody showed for my $10,000 per plate gala fundraiser.

[cliffordu]

26. YOU'RE TOAST!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

27. Hey! I only have nine recommendations....

That means America is hungry for the type of politics that I would bring to Washington.

Which would be idiotic and sophomoric. I'm thinking of Pauly Shore as my Secretary of Defense.

[SwampG8r]

28. dont disenfranchise us jeff

there are still states that havent gotten their chance to not vote for you
let all the voices be heard
count every vote

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

29. Well, to be honest...

I pretty much ignored all the other caucuses and primaries. I've been saving my powder for the Guam Primary.

It's a variation on Rudy Giuliani's strategy, only dumber.

[SwampG8r]

51. if it gets you to guam

it will be worth all the media inattention

[Writer]

30. Hellooooooo.... Jeff....

Like, it's time for you to get off the john - chop-chop. No time left to spare. We're all waiting for our turn out here.

And standing here like this is making me VERY CRANKY. :mad:



I'm not going to have to count to THREE, am I?


Hurry up, because I can't think of another euphemism.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

32. The bathroom metaphor and the words "Chop-Chop" are just disturbing.

Nice to see you again, Lorena...

[polmaven]

34. I thought EXACTLY

the same thing...Ouch!

[Writer]

35. I wasn't thinking about chopping anything...

but I guess I could go find my garden shears.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

36. Garden Shears?

In my case, that's like butterfly hunting with a bazooka...

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

31. I've got 10 Recommendations. So Where's My Goddam Squirrel!!

I want my water-skiing squirrel right freaking now!!!

Sorry. Too much caffeine this morning...

[cbayer]

50. You want a squirrel?

I'll give you a squirrel

[Lord Helmet]

37. no I think you should arm twist the super-delegates and pretend you're the nominee

pretty much what Hillary is doing.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

40. I considered that. First delegate I tried was this guy...

I should have started with Harry Reid as a warm-up...

[PBS Poll-435]

38. What are your fundraising prospects?

And can you kiss babies?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

41. Sure I can kiss babies...

And if it weren't for those pesky "age of consent laws" I'd...

Oh, let's just let it go at that.

[PBS Poll-435]

43. lol....

:freak:



J/K :P

[rug]

42. You should have dropped out the day you endorsed McCain.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

47. I was drinking that day...

Two six-packs of Milwaukee's Best and I'd endorse anybody. Even me.

[PBS Poll-435]

49. Two six-packs of Milwaukee's Beast would have me praying to

St. American Standard.

[azmouse]

44. This guy has been spotted hanging around this thread. What should we do?

<---- he scares me

;)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

46. Inform him that mullets went out of style about twenty years ago...

That would be a good start.