I have a great idea! Hillary Clinton could debate herself!

[zulchzulu]

Let's face it. Hillary's campaign is broke. She wants to be on TV. Well...she can debate herself.

She has opposing views on so many issues that one screen could be her saying something about an issue and she could respond how she disagrees.

Here's the format with these sections with her view and opposing view (depending where she was speaking at the time):

• Gun Control
  
  
• Iraq War Vote
  
  
• Tuzla, Bosnia Visit
  
  
• How Voters Count
  
  
• How Many Home States She's From
  
  
• NAFTA and China free trade
  
  
• War with Iran
  
  
• Running a Positive Campaign

All she has to do is tell whoever that she can fill two hours easily with her positions and opposing positions... that's a debate we can all enjoy!

[anonymous171]

1. lol

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[davidpdx]

2. Better yet she could debate her husband

when Obama declined to show up. She'd look pretty desperate then.

[newmajority]

3. Call Jon Stewart!

The Daily Show did a great job putting together a Chimp vs Chimp debate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjJAIuQz9D8

[zulchzulu]

27. I sent the idea to Jon and Stephen...

Who knows...it would be funny. I don't time to make a version, but it would be pretty funny....in how sad it is.

[DearAbby]

4. Pay Per View....$5

:thumbsup:

[Eurobabe]

5. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" n/t

[AspenRose]

29. Depends on how many angels are dancing on the head of a pin.

eom

[cliffordu]

6. Or she could just do a little pastorbating on stage....

[The River]

7. The Perfect Solution

for someone with multiple political personalities.

[CatnHat]

8. It's a shame

Obama can't face Hillary in a debate. What is he hiding from this time? Scared someone just might ask him a "hard" question? Why is Obama making such a big deal about NOT debating??? That's the real question here.

[EFerrari]

9. Obama needs to debate McCain, not Clinton.

She can't win and he has work to do.

[anonymous171]

10. She would just use the opportunity to smear him and you know it

There would be no exchange of ideas or ideological battles.

[CatnHat]

12. This guy can't even hold up

to another democrat. What will he do when if he has to face McCain? Correction: Hillary didn't smear him, the media asked him some stuff about his friends and pastor--guess what; that's part of the GE process, like it or not. Obama will not hold to McCain, by any stretch.

[anonymous171]

13. Hello? You can't attack another democrat the same way you can attack a republican

Not unless you want to alienate voters you will need in November.

[CatnHat]

22. The point remains

Obama will not hold up in a debate with McCain. The guy is no debater--he stumbles and fumbles too much. He refuses to answer the "hard" questions. Those same questions will come up again, if he is the nominee--even tougher ones. It's reality. What is he going to do--act the same way he did in the last debate---that will guarantee a republican win in November.

[cliffordu]

23. LOL

That's funny. You're a funny person. And you should be on the media of some kind with your kind of funniness.

[midnight armadillo]

30. Floundering is not campaigning

Clinton has lost and she knows it - PA changed nothing.

There's no need for Obama to pay any attention to her or give her stage time to smear him in an attempt to create a McCain presidency so she can run in 2012.

[virtualobserver]

16. she brought up farrakhan for no reason other than to smear Obama in the debate

she doesn't deserve another debate....she was irresponsible in the last one....and she is just looking for free air time because she is broke.

[cliffordu]

11. Why would he want to debate a political has been??

She's

TOAST!!!!

[NanceGreggs]

20. Amen!

"Political has-been" pretty well sums it up.

[SwampG8r]

19. he isnt making a big deal out of it

you and the rest of the hillary shills are

[zulchzulu]

24. Hillary is a freeloader who's broke and can't pay for her own TV commercials

That's why she wants a 22nd debate.

If she couldn't get her message out in 21, what makes you think another debate would matter. She is full of shit. She's broke. She's desperate.

But she could debate herself. It would be a tie.

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

14. I have an even better idea.

You can take your attitude and go fuck yourself. Did you forget she is a Democratic candidate too?

[anonymous171]

15. Sometimes I forget, you know with the constant attacks

negative advertising, and rovian labeling.

[cliffordu]

21. No- she's not. She has been riding on the coat tails of a previous

President. She doesn't have any real talent of her own as far as I can see, except attacking the character of those around her and making stuff up so she can look good/tough/experienced, etc.....

She is about to become a footnote to this campaign as the first woman to almost get her parties nomination for the presidency -

It's just too bad that she has failed other women in her quest so egregiously.

[zulchzulu]

25. Hehehe! What a classy answer. So 21 debates isn't enough for you?

Are you one of those dumbfuck, knucklehead, racist bastards who couldn't make it through college for Clinton?

Probably.

[Catherina]

17. Perfect!

[FrenchieCat]

18. That's her alright!

:rofl:

[TexasObserver]

26. Great idea since she's been on both sides of every major issue.

Guns! She's against them! She's for them. She's Annie friggin Oakley!

War! She's proud to be for it! She's against it! She was against it before anyone!

[anonymous171]

28. Can you say republican field day?

[BlooInBloo]

31. lulz

[Scurrilous]

32. LOL

:thumbsup:

[undeterred]

33. How about Hillary and Bill debating each other?

Now that's something people would pay to see. A former president who still wants to be president, and a whiner wannabe woman who will never be president - that's rich.

[zulchzulu]

35. Damn! That's even funnier!

Why not! Pay Per View, baby!!!!

[merh]

34. Great idea

it be fun to watch the hillary supporters fight each other over which hillary did the better job.

:rofl: