Obama supporters: Your guy has nothing to be ashamed of. He did his best. It just didn't work out.

[mtnsnake]

Hillary turned the tide 2 1/2 weeks ago on that fateful Thursday (which I predicted would happen on the previous Tuesday), and then she followed through with a resounding victory in PA that only added to the momentum she already had gained from Fateful Thursday, which has ultimately created an insurmountable obstacle. There will be no looking back now.

Anyway, you guys should be proud of Barack even though the pendulum has swung and it's finally turned into a losing cause for him. To his credit, he lasted much longer than anyone in their wildest dreams would have imagined.

The Goddess of Peace is a formidable fighter, and Barack did EXTREMELY well to keep it close for as long as he did. I don't think for a second that any of you should be hanging your heads in shame just because it wasn't in the cards for him this time around.

As they say in sports, just wait until next year....or in this case, 2016, unless Chelsea decides to run, and then Barack will have to wait a little longer if that happens. At least by then, he'll have plenty of experience and he still won't be all that old, just the wiser.

Keep the faith my friends. It just wasn't meant to be this time, but kudos for putting up such a good effort.

[rockymountaindem]

1. Oh. Man.

Duzy!

[rodeodance]

27. like mtsnake said--he tried.

[stevietheman]

171. He tried, and WON. n/t

n/t

[mmonk]

54. Yep.

Should get one.

[roguevalley]

233. BWAHAHAHAHA! Tuzla.

[JeffR]

2. Gee, that's very sporting of you.

:spray:

[mtnsnake]

53. Hey, you guys deserve credit for almost pulling it off

If it was anyone but Hillary he had to go up against, it might have panned out and had a better ending for the Obama campaign. Hats off to you guys for making it competitive :)

[Yael]

61. Hey -- thanks for the kudos. If nothing, we are all about the competition.

Heh.

[mtnsnake]

145. No problem. You guys worked hard

and I think you all deserve a round of applause for keeping it competitive for as long as you did, even though Hillary is starting to run away with it now.

Cabin time isn't far off either ;)

[Yael]

150. Damn, damn, damn. I am going to miss you.

:rofl:

[mtnsnake]

163. Oh what the heck. Maybe I'll hang around throughout the entire summer

Just kidding! :evilgrin:

[Yael]

165. The lake is calling you

Peace, serenity and no internet access.

When you come back, just check in here and we will let you know who our candidate is.

We should know in about 10 days.

:P

:hi:

[CoffeeCat]

195. LOL! You said it...

This is the most hysterical thread I've ever seen on DU.

I feel like DU is being Onionized!

[Andromeda]

253. No, just Obamatized.

Does sound a little like Onionized though. Come to think of it, there isn't much difference.

[JeffR]

66. Well, better luck next time, then.

:)

[JeanGrey]

205. You might look into therapy. You'll need it soon. :-)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. Stop pimping yourself out.

[anonymous171]

4. Goddess of War is the title, actually.

[boomboom]

5. excuse me...what? n/t

[leftofcool]

6. LOL! Good one.

[Seabiscuit]

194. ROTFLMAO!!!

:rofl:

If only the Obamanoids could be so graceful.

[zulchzulu]

7. I will wager $1000 that Hillary Clinton is not the nominee and Barack Obama IS

Put your money where your mouth is.

[dkf]

38. Love the bravado of this joker.

If you get the OP to bet, that's a gimme.

[mtnsnake]

57. I'll bet you $10 that for every 20 dollar bill you give me I'll give you back a 50

[zulchzulu]

221. So you don't stand by your word...thanks for playing...

If you really believed your tripe, you'd be all about getting an easy $1000. Looks like you're full of shit.

[mtnsnake]

227. Speaking of "word"...

If you really believed your tripe, you'd be all about getting an easy $1000. Looks like you're full of shit.

Hahahaha, this is PRECIOUS coming from the one person on DU who couldn't tell the truth to save his life. Not only that but you are by far the biggest BRAGGART ever to post on a political forum. I don't believe a word of what you say because like most braggarts, you probably don't have a pot to piss in, and like ALL braggarts its YOU who is full of shit, not me. Jerkoff...

[zulchzulu]

231. More proof you don't have the gonads to back your cheap talk...

You obviously don't believe a word you say here. You can't bet a measly $1,000? Ask your mommy...

:rofl:

[MercutioATC]

111. I'll go you one better. $1000 at 2-1 that Clinton is not the nominee.

easy money if anybody is that convinced...

[mtnsnake]

140. Things are going too well. Anytime I bet on something I jinx it

so there's no sense in taking that kind of a risk, especially when it's practically in the bag.

[MercutioATC]

147. Fair enough...lemme know if you change your mind.

If Obama's caught with a dead girl or a live boy all bets are off.

Otherwise, the offer's open. :)

[mtnsnake]

151. I'll let you know

If Obama's caught with a dead girl or a live boy all bets are off.

LOL!

[stray cat]

8. I believe a change is going to come! Go Obama!

[Armstead]

9. I guess I misseed the Fat Lady Singing.

I haven't even heard her warming up.

[lojasmo]

10. Um, he's winning by every metric.

Study reality and math.

[mtnsnake]

64. Hillary's momentum is so powerful right now that even a miracle won't change the tide back to Barack

Kudos for putting up such a fine effort, though

[Mick426]

71. She is SURGING! And the SURGE IS WORKING!

[SoCalDem]

129. Menopausal flopsweat surges maybe

[IsItJustMe]

135. You got a link there slick?

[Usrename]

189. Welcome to DU Mick!

[Raine]

191. Here's your surge...

:hurts: whoooooooosssshhhhhh!!!! :D

[lojasmo]

126. LOL. Please quantify her 'momentum'

Is it that she had her PA lead cut in half?
Fundraising?
I guess given her post-super tuesday losses, her showing in PA and OH is somewhat of a turnaround.

[Hippo_Tron]

244. Really, is that why Obama has gotten more superdelegate endorsements after PA than her?

[2rth2pwr]

11. I have to say that he did pretty good. Maybe next time he could fight a little harder.

[mtnsnake]

72. Same here. If it was anyone but Hillary, he might have come out on top

but she's a formidable opponent. Just the same, Barack did very well to hang in there so long and he should be proud of making it close.

[Moochy]

170. It was a good run

I hope he handles this defeat as gracefully as Hillary Clinton has handled her descent from heaven.

I can only wait with baited breath until the Assumption of the Blessed Goddess of Peace!

:grouphug:

[MadBadger]

12. You're delusional.

[mtnsnake]

78. I'm only dealing in reality here. Anyone should be able to see that by now.

Hey, my hat's off to Barack for doing as well as he did for so long. It'll be a good learning experience to prepare him for next time around.

[newmajority]

13. Better take another look at that calendar

You're about 26 days late.

[dchill]

14. "The Goddess of Peace is a formidable fighter"

Gee - no dichotomy there. "Hillary turned the tide..." - yeah, from a 25 point lead to a 10 point "victory" in three months. And I see you're still having that problem with basic arithmetic. Tut, tut.

[Yael]

26. *cough*9.2*cough*

[dchill]

117. I'm trying to be "fair."

The last "adjusted" figures have it Obama 45.35641082% and Clinton 54.64358918% - which, "fairly", rounds to 45% to 55%. Also, "fairly," the difference (margin of victory) is 9.28717836% - rounded to 9.3%, which is NOT 10%. :hi:

[Yael]

132. Those are not Tracy Flick rules.

Please adjust your estimates.

:P

[Yael]

15. DUzy!!

Oh wait -- you are series?!?!?!

Cabin countdown commences in 4...3...2...

[Political Heretic]

16. Tag. Another post bookmarked for my call out when Obama is the nominee.

[Yael]

30. You have a list?

Smart!

My only list is of the more rabid of the bunch for TS watch.

I wasn't here in 2004 and am actually looking forward to the "get it out of your system" week.

:evilgrin:

[rodeodance]

47. Many obama fans are obsessed with lists. Hoover was also. and,,,,,,,

[Yael]

70. So that you don't lose sleep wondering

yes -- you are on the list.

:D

[rodeodance]

95. ah geeeeeeeee. such an honor.

[Moochy]

181. You are on my list too

of sweet dirty mouth Clinton supporters who need medical treatment!

[rodeodance]

224. "of sweet dirty mouth Clinton supporters who need medical treatment! " IMMATURE -name calling.

[JoFerret]

215. Nixon.

.

[Auntie Bush]

236. So was NIXON!

That speaks volumes.

[Auntie Bush]

239. So was NIXON!

That speaks volumes.

[Auntie Bush]

240. So was NIXON!

That speaks volumes.

[Zhade]

67. It's going to be SO AWESOME rubbing her loss in their arrogant fucking faces.

I'm probably going to take the day off for it!

(Not really, but it's tempting.)

[rodeodance]

83. so hillary supporters are now " fucking faces". Very immature name-calling

[Yael]

88. No -- that would be Bill's job

[JeffR]

92. Who the hell are you talking to?

I can only imagine. I just can't see who it is.

[Yael]

116. A bull distractor.

Please, allow me:

83. so hillary supporters are now " fucking faces". Very immature name-calling

[rodeodance]

152. "A bull distractor." more immature name-calling

[JeffR]

161. Thanks! The picture becomes depressingly clear.

Sorry to interrupt!
:hi:

[Yael]

168. Depressingly? Nah -- amusingly clear.

Like watching One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest.

Sad but alarmingly amusing at the same time.

[JeffR]

177. I hear ya.

Problem I have these days is sad makes me inconsolably sad and amusing barely gets a giggle from me anymore. I'm entirely the wrong person to be putting together the DUzy Awards, I guess.

[Yael]

182. Bah -- the edge of sarcasm just adds to the hilarity

Besides, it is (literally) the high point of my week. How sad is that? Heh.

[JeffR]

184. Seems to me you'd be the perfect person to take on the Awards

so I can curl up in a ball in the corner and just cry.

Plus, I'd have a lot more time available for the dogs. They endorse the idea, FWIW.:thumbsup:

[CoffeeCat]

197. Ok, I'm dying over here!

This is the funniest damn thread EVAH!!!

You're so bad, Yael! :)

[Zhade]

104. You lack reading comprehension now?

Who in the world would call someone a "face"? That's just silly.

[Forkboy]

207. Says the one who calls Obama "chicken" and "wimp".

More from DU's biggest hypocrite.

[mtnsnake]

91. Just don't throw a pie at us after she wins. That's all I ask!

Or at least warn me first so I don't wear my contacs that day.

I'm probably going to take the day off for it!

I'll tell ya what, when Hillary gets sworn in, I think you should take 2 days off work to celebrate and ask your boss for a raise. Tell him I said so :smoke:

[rodeodance]

103. banana cream coconut is fav. I will catch it if they toss it.

[mtnsnake]

131. Yum. I like that too. Can we share?

[rodeodance]

155. you bet:-)

[Zhade]

106. Keep dreaming, Obama will be the nominee when you wake up.

NT!

[Lucky 13]

246. They know how to enrage me better than most Republicans.

I waver back and forth between feeling sorry for their mentally ill feeble delusional incapacitated little minds and being so ENRAGED that I want to reach through the vast internets and beat them with my bare hands.

If you think we will forget this kind of shit you are wrong.

[AquarianRealm62]

17. Lmao!

[goletian]

18. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. thats cute. - nt

[gmudem]

19. How's that alternate universe going?

Do the unicorns bite?

[nichomachus]

20. I'm glad to see you got work after your last job didn't work out

[Eric Condon]

81. You beat me to it.

When I see delusional, desperate Hillbots spewing this sort of crap, I can't help but think of Baghdad Bob.

I got a good chuckle out of this OP. It's not even a matter of agreeing or disagreeing with it - arguing with these people is like arguing with a person who is convinced that the sky is purple.

[mtnsnake]

85. I categorically deny that that picture is of me

although I won't swear on a stack of bibles that it isn't.

[rodeodance]

21. Proud to give you a REC mtsnake

[Yael]

37. Yah -- me too

:rofl:

K&R!!

[Zhade]

75. I gave it #5 just for the sheer hilarity of the OP!

NT!

[Mick426]

69. HILL's glory days are now behind her

SHE is going 0-8 for the next month! YES!!!

[Condem]

22. Resounding, mountain?

[NJmaverick]

23. lol

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Telly Savalas]

24. Huh? Hillary can't close the deal. Obama will win the nomination.

[rodeodance]

35. obama is losing ground. its just a matter of time.

[Yael]

50. No, no, no. This post was made from the Hilliverse

Where up is down, evil is good and 2+2=7.

:D

[CoffeeCat]

199. ....and where an uneventful walk on a tarmac...

...is really a life-and-death bastion of hellacious sniper fire grazing your
head (and your child's head too), as you beg for mercy and hope to
God that you've got a change of underwear in your purse.

[Yael]

243. Bwa!

:rofl:

[YDogg]

25. heh. you lost me at "goddess of peace"

actually sooner.

[rodeodance]

29. its her name now. Jay Leno introduced her as such a few weeks ago.

[YDogg]

33. Jay who?

:shrug:

[book_worm]

39. What was Leno thinking of?

[NYCGirl]

42. Well, of course he did.

Jay Leno is a comedian.

[mtnsnake]

44. Jay better give me that commission he promised. lol

[rodeodance]

80. send him a memo--you need a big cut.

[Yael]

86. Be sure and donate!

Her campaign has been a total textbook case of financial management, but there are some outstanding debts to address -- like her loan to herself.

Give 'till it hurts, HRC supporters!

[ShortnFiery]

68. HRC more like "Goddess of OBLITERATION"

:wow: Yeah, that's what we need our President wishing for in the M.E. Theater ... HRC's "Obliterate them" re: IRAN not unlike the sentiments toward the Vietnamese? -->"Bomb them back to The Stone Age?" :crazy:

HRC = Goddess of Warmongering

[dana_b]

190. I like "Goddess of Obliteration" better- another bumper sticker. n/t

[ecstatic]

251. lmao. I didn't even realize how much more delusional the post got

after that point (with Barack having to wait his turn until after Chelsea) until just now. :rofl:

[jeffrey_X]

28. LOL

[yourguide]

31. She blew it...she can't catch up...it's over.

Clinton supporters: Your girl has nothing to be ashamed of. She did her best. It just didn't work out.

[book_worm]

32. The "goddess of peace" will soon be endorsing Obama after she drops out.

[Blue State Bandit]

34. 9.2% win, after leading by over 20% just weeks before is not a resounding victory.

And in case you didn't notice, Pennsylvania is only one of fifty states.

[rodeodance]

105. millions of your $$ down the Obamas hole --too bad

[MercutioATC]

113. He spent twice as much as her and took her down more than halfway...

...that's a good investment.

...especially when you have more money than you can spend.

[backscatter712]

36. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:rofl:

You should go into comedy, mtnsnake!

[mtnsnake]

108. Hey Im just trying to ease the pain for all the Obama compadres around here

It's been a tough fight and losing is never easy to take, especially when you've worked as hard as Barack and his supporters have.

[Yael]

142. mtnsnake, in all serious -- I do appreciate it

Know that we will be here for you all on May 7th in the same capacity.

:hug:

[mtnsnake]

146. Back at ya, Yael

:hug:

[adoraz]

40. XD I'm glad you Hillary supporters ....

can still have a good sense of humor after losing the nomination.

at least, I really hope you were joking.

If you were being serious, I'll pray for you. :)

[CoffeeCat]

201. I know...it's like you're not sure...

...if he's a complete jackass or just an innocent, wistful Hillary fan--wishing on
a star whose light has faded into the darkness.

It's a toss up. Do I give him a cup of hot cocoa and a blankey--or do I just stuff his
head into my running Cuisinart and push "puree"?

I usually err on the side of decency.

I'll get the cocoa started.

[Pavlovs DiOgie]

41. Wow

Usually that kind of condescension is saved for those on the winning side. You sure you're backing the right candidate?

[TheDoorbellRang]

43. Heh.

Pretty funny

[CherokeeDem]

45. Goddess of Peace? You are kidding, aren't you?????

I don't know whether to laugh, throw up, or take up a collection for your mental health treatment. Goddess of Peace...LOL. This woman who has called for the bombing of Iran, continued killing in Iraq, thinks that McCain would be better for the country than another Democrat, gets cozy with Bush and his henchmen...she is a goddess of peace? Whatever you are smoking...please share; delusion can be a great escape.

[Yael]

59. You are operating under the assumption that her remaining supporters give a rip about

Math or facts?

Assume they don't and give it a re-read. Rodeoclown is all over the map up in here backing up the theory. Comic genius, IMO.

:D

[rodeodance]

76. only rude name-calling Obama fans call her those names. btw jay leno

introduced her as the Goddess of peace on national TV a few weeks ago
when she was on his show. Get used to it.

[LooseWilly]

192. Leno is now arbiter of reality. Got it. Thanks...

I'm afraid that I missed that memo.

So now she's the Goddess of Peace... cheers, I'll have a beer and a considerably cheaper than Crown Royal whiskey, to get me used to it...

[elocs]

46. Yeah, it sucks being in first place. I really wish he was over 100 delegates behind Clinton.

Then I'd feel so much better.

[Mick426]

48. What do your Obama-supporting mom and dad think about the way you act here?

Do you call them "Obamites"?

[Mick426]

79. Sad. mtnsnake has been embarrassed.

[rodeodance]

118. "Ba-rok-bok-bok-bok-bok!"

[Mick426]

139. Is that supposed to be Hilldog's laugh?

[mtnsnake]

102. haha, they really do support Obama. Visited them last week and it was fun

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

234. Lucky you, my father and step mom support McCain.

:puke:

[RBInMaine]

49. Another HillFAN who has stopped taking his/her meds.

[flvegan]

51. A/K/A: How to sum up stupid in one OP.

*golf clap*

[merh]

52. I want some of what you are smoking.

:crazy:

[Swamp Rat]

55. "unless Chelsea decides to run" ............hmm, a Clinton dynasty.

I thought we were through with monarchies?

[Zhade]

74. Don't tell that to those who wanted her coronated and still do despite her loss!

NT!

[Swamp Rat]

90. This American patriot doesn't abide kings and queens.

[FlaGranny]

56. Didn't this joker make the same post yesterday?

He seems to think Pennsylvania is the entire United States.

[SaveAmerica]

58. They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time

and Hillary feeds me jello at lunch and Bill wipes the drool off my face and life is peaceful all superD's are voting for Hill and Billo is sweet and Lou Dobbs is fab and when I see Chelsea I laugh and a laugh I always laugh and laugh again because...they're coming to take me away hee hee ho ho hoo hoo the first one to two thousand twenty four, the first one to two thousand twenty four, the first one to two thousand twenty four

[mtnsnake]

114. ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa

Not a bad rendition you made there :thumbsup:

[Zhade]

60. HAHAHAHAHA!!! I finally get it, you're doing satire!

NT!

[JoFerret]

62. Goddess of Peace! Crikey!

that's a deification!

Anyway - you are right - she has done very well indeed and so has he.
And he is no peace person either.

[stevietheman]

65. Goddess of Peace = G O P !!!! n/t

n/t

[stevietheman]

63. Obama is still the presumptive nominee. Nothing has changed, except that Hillary is now...

B - R - O - K - E. Sorry, Charlie!

[PseudoIntellect]

73. Momentum usually follows with superdelegate endorsements.

Where are they?

[DangerousRhythm]

77. Roffles. N/T

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

82. The tide never turned, the Machines were Calibrated by the PTB.

Handing your DLC pom-pom girl the victory.

My son is 17 y/o, wants to join the Military, has had calls from recruiters, One of his buddys just got home tonight from Iraq, where did this buddy go? right to this house to pick up my Son, they are out cruising around right now.

All that I see when I think of Hillary is this,



War and Iran, and whatever else she can pull out of her Ass.
NO THANK YOU to PERPETUAL WAR. That is what you folks are going for.

[CakeGrrl]

84. "Goddess of Obliteration" is the interpretation in the real world. nt

[NoodleyAppendage]

87. Edit. Satire...got me! Good one! n/t

J

[scheming daemons]

89. LOL.... Epic FAIL.....

..

[rodeodance]

93. You are right about Chelsea--if she runs in 2016, Obama will have to wait once again.

[anonymous171]

100. I will never, ever, vote for anyone else in this despicable dynasty

If that happens I will see to it that she is defeated. Dynasties are unamerican.

[rodeodance]

107. sit home. I do not care

[ProSense]

94. Hillary supporters: It's over

It's over


:rofl:

[Snarkoleptic]

96. You can haz sum Prozac now?

[Mick426]

97. This guy is in outer space.

[Tribetime]

98. It was an honor to lose to the Godess of Peace

I'll try to carry on.

[mtnsnake]

119. Very well put, Tribetime

:thumbsup:

[krawhitham]

99. you might want to seek professional help

[Pisces]

101. Shame is reserved for HIllary

[rodeodance]

120. "Ba-rok-bok-bok-bok-bok!"--the chicken running from debates.

[CoffeeCat]

202. Obama isn't chicken...

...in fact he's crying "foul" to her debate suggestion--which was only
proposed because she needs free air time, due to lack of funds.

Obama will continue speaking directly to voters, in his eloquent,
inspirational fashion--which we all know is pure "poultry in motion."

(Do not taunt the punster!)

[rodeodance]

223. "Ba-rok-bok-bok-bok-bok!"-

[avrdream]

109. Heh, heh.

Stir it up, big fella!

[WillyT]

110. Ya Know... It's Posts Like This That Make Me Believe In Paid Hillary Posters...

Because some posts go WAY BEYOND simple ignorance and denial...

And, you'd HAVE TO BE GETTING MONEY for posting something as demonstrably wrong as this.

That said... I wish the Hillary supporters weren't Bogarting all the good shit!

Pass it around, y'all?

:rofl:

[mtnsnake]

124. Hillary pays me back by smiling on TV. It makes me go ahhhh

Dam she's pretty

[akbacchus_BC]

130. Hey, we are all democrats. Am pretty sure you will vote for Obama

if he is the nominee and rest assured, I will vote for Hillary if she is the nominee. We have to stop dividing our party. Dems are us, this primary is really dividing us, but we will come together for the eventual nominee. Yay or nay?

[mtnsnake]

133. As always...yay.

:thumbsup:

[Moochy]

180. Obama's health care will pay for your corrective eye surgery!

[Lady-Damai]

112. If she manages to steal the nomination...

Then good for her. But, I believe in something called karma. Nothing we bring forth into the world doesn't come back to you.

She is deliberately forcing fate. The same thing George W. Bush did in 2001. America is a hot mess right now. Hillary Clinton wants to nuke Iran. Just what this country needs another warmonger.

[mtnsnake]

128. Hey I'm here to set your mind at ease

Those Iran comments your worried about were aimed at a hypothetical question that pertained to her protecting her country and its allies. Nothing wrong with that.

Hillary doesn't have a warmongering bone in her body. That's why the Right Wing can't stand her. They know she stands for peace.

[Lady-Damai]

188. Are innocent children in Iran..... minds at ease right now?

If I was a little kid right now in Iran....I would be scared.

So, if Mahmoud Ahmadinejad answers to *hypothetical question* about a threat to Palestine and he says if America might foolishly consider launching an attack on Palestine, we would be able to totally obliterate them."

Would your mind be at ease? I would not feel safe.

Peaceful ppl don't vote for wars. Peaceful ppl don't use the word obliterate.

One of key message that Islam extremists push is the western world wants to kill all muslims. I can just imagine Al-Qaeda using this *hypothetical answer* by Clinton as another point for the purpose of Jihad bis Saif in western world.

[suziedemocrat]

115. Where is your sarcasm icon?

[cliffordu]

121. what a kidder!! LOL very funny!!!

[akbacchus_BC]

122. It will work out darling, don't worry, Obama is going to be the nominee .

the big question is, will you vote for him?

[SoCalDem]

123. Weak attempt at satire.. Prepare the thorazine..your "gal" is gonna need a big dose

and soon..

[undeterred]

125. God bless the Goddess of Peace and the DLC Math.

:evilgrin:

[butterfly77]

127. Wrong...

[Bigleaf]

134. HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Nuff Said!

[judasdisney]

172. Don't laugh at the diarist. Smoking crack is a very serious affliction.

[oviedodem]

136. Go away and I hope Hillary loses.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

137. Hillary has been swept away by the tide, clinging to seaweed!

[RiverStone]

138. WTF are you talking about?

I will say this, your good at getting reactions! :think:

Obama is going to make a fantastic president.

[NanceGreggs]

141. "A resounding victory in PA!"

A 9-point win salvaged from a 25-plus point lead a few weeks before.

Good Lordy, Jesus, it doesn't get more resounding than that!

:rofl:

[mtnsnake]

149. Add that to the already crushing momentum change & it's easy to appreciate what happened

Personally, I think Obama is taking it well, and this will only serve to enable to him to make a good comeback in future years if he runs again, and I'm sure he will.

A 9-point win

9.2, Nance :smoke:

[NanceGreggs]

153. You're either the greatest satirist who ever lived ...

... or the most delusional Hillary supporter ever spawned.

Either way, I can't help liking you - a lot!

:smoke:

[Yael]

173. I gotta go with the former

Forgive my delusions, but this one positively cracks me up. :D

[NanceGreggs]

176. Me, too! n/t

[Yurovsky]

154. Glad to see you're putting the "Uppity Negroes" in their place...

just in time, too!

Heaven forbid we let the "darkies" run the Clintons' party ...

[thevoiceofreason]

143. Lay off the rock, snake man.

[Cheap_Trick]

144. "Goddess of Peace"?

:rofl:And you guys say Obama supporters are cultists. My god, you must really be off your meds. For the love of everything holy, please, please, PLEASE seek professional help. I am afraid that when Hillary loses once and for all, you will be on a tall building somewhere with a high powered rifle: "Why? Because it's a school bus. Bwa ha ha ha."

Either your post is one of the most brilliant pieces of satire of ALL time, or one of the most painfully retarded. Which is it?

[Yael]

148. Nah -- not this one.. I would Tell U (who) R the scary ones, but this one isn't one of them.

:D

[Moochy]

162. I vote the painful option

[Gore1FL]

156. Hahahahahahaha

Good one. That was an awesome parody.

[Mooney]

157. HA HA HA HA (etc)

[Name removed]

158. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[mtnsnake]

164. Hang in there. Never give up.

[Moochy]

179. The Troll has a Motto

[O.M.B.inOhio]

159. Mike Gravel here. I'm offering Hillary a job in my cabinet if she just leaves the race. I've won.

[Moochy]

160. Hillary Clinton Supporters Condescend better than anyone!

Goddess of Cluster Bombs, and Illegal War of Aggression.

[libbygurl]

166. Ah, Moochy, are you bitter? Clinging to your -

- worn-out and tunnel-visioned argument of 'Goddess of Cluster Bombs, and Illegal War of Aggression'?

[Moochy]

178. Goddess Of Peace Loves Her Cluster Bombs!

I bet the families of people killed by Cluster Bombs are pretty bitter.

Cluster Bomb Victims:
http://images.google.com/images?q=cluster%20bomb%20victims

The Goddess of Peace, Cluster Bombs, And Voluntary Illegal War of Aggression!

[Yael]

183. Oh wow.

:(

[libbygurl]

255. There's a broken record here that needs fixin'.

[tammywammy]

167. The Goddess of Clusterbombs

[Prophet 451]

169. This is a rib, right?

This has to be a rib...

[whatchamacallit]

174. Ah, another provocative (ridiculous) mtsnake post

You know, the kind that get a million replies, all telling you how lame you are.

[noel711]

175. Did I miss the memo???

Sorry guys, I was busy tonight, listening to a speech by a
brilliant man...

Did Barack pull out of the race....??

Or, as of tonight, did he pull ahead?

Fill me in...

[wisteria]

185. Delusional- that is what you are. Senator Obama is going to be our next President.

The Clinton's time has past.

[PresidentObama]

186. Still looking for attention, eh? There is no way Clinton can win the nomination.

None. Do math, it helps.

[democrattotheend]

187. What the hell would make Chelsea qualified? Would she even be old enough?

And why the hell would she get to jump ahead of Barack, who at that point would have been in the Senate for 12 years at that point, or more likely, VP for 8, since I see no plausible scenario where Clinton becomes president without making Obama her VP, and I am torn on whether Obama should do her the favor of taking it if she manages to steal the nomination from him.

[hokies4ever]

193. Hillary supporters offering Obama 2nd place again

didn't work the first time, not going to work the 2nd time.

[CTLawGuy]

196. I'm confused maybe you can help me..

To win the nomination, I'm pretty sure, I might have to double check, but it's a vote of "delegates" at a "convention."

And whoever has more of these "delegates" wins the nomination.

Obama has 1,718 delegates, and Hillary has 1,586. Isn't 1,718 MORE than 1,586, by 132?

How is it that she "won" the nomination again, if delegates determine nomination and he has 132 more delegates than she does?

[JackORoses]

198. Do you plan on remaining on the board after the Primaries are over?

I really hope so, because I want to be able to remind you daily of what an ignorant fool you are.

[oasis]

200. Obama boosted himself up to national prominence with precious little accomplishment

under his belt. He tried to leapfrog over more qualified candidates and now must suffer the humiliation of defeat.

Dirty Harry said it best: "a man's gotta know his limitations".

[billyoc]

203. Clinton cannot catch up now, it's over. nt

[bigbrother05]

204. Whistle through the graveyard much?

This ranks right up there with offering the VP slot after losing 11 straight. Take your time reentering the reality based world, wouldn't want you to get the bends.

Your "Goddess of Peace" belies your intent and fails your cause.

[angie_love]

206. gross

[Hope And Change]

208. Then you woke up realizing it was just a (wet) dream....

:evilgrin:

[pompano]

209. Ya see....

what effects Cool-Aid has on the human brain?


:sarcasm:

[Guava Jelly]

210. Why do people feed you?

eom

[cali]

211. ack. poor little snaky. The goddess of peas

is done, and he can't handle it. She has plenty to be ashamed about, but never mind that, just deal.

[barack the house]

212. Oh dear it's really going to hit them hard when the numbers are added up. Obama has the money and...

the polling.

[mattclearing]

213. How obvious does flamebait have to be??? n/t

[against all enemies]

214. Hillary has plenty to be ashamed of, and all for nothing.

[Perry Logan]

216. Obama has nothing to be ashamed of. But his followers at DU have fucked up bigtime.

And continue to do so every day.

Amazingly, even some of the Obama supporters have commented on how awful the Clinton-bashers have been.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5120659

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4779500&mesg_id=4779500

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4849238&mesg_id=4849238

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4922044&mesg_id=4922044

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4942967&mesg_id=4942967

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4964704&mesg_id=4964704

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4965088

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4965227

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4982708&mesg_id=4982708

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5036756

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5065868&mesg_id=5065868

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5156352&mesg_id=5156412

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5165104&mesg_id=5165104

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5180133&mesg_id=5181094

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5195072&mesg_id=5195072

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5204441&mesg_id=5204441

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5214352&mesg_id=5214352

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5226313&mesg_id=5226313

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5235825&mesg_id=5235825

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5304883

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5349292&mesg_id=5349292

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5392998&mesg_id=5392998

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5431535&mesg_id=5431535

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5431076&mesg_id=5431076

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5502064&mesg_id=5502064

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5571092&mesg_id=5571092

[cali]

217. so sad that you can see only one side. Senator Clinton's

supporters (some of them) have been every bit as bad.

[JTFrog]

220. "Amazingly, even some of the Obama supporters have commented on how awful the Clinton-bashers

have been."

You got that part right there. Obama has nothing to be ashamed of. You got that part right too.

Where you get it wrong is using your tired list of Clinton supporters calling out trolls and posers and trying to paint them as typical Obama supporters.


Keep trying. It seems you ALMOST get it.

[Moochy]

226. I bet someone clicked on your links

I think you need to make a video with cheesy 1980's chromakey effects on this topic, while you scream incomprehenisbly, since that *seems* to be your forte. *snort*

[billyoc]

218. Very gracious of the Goddess of Pieces to let Obama go through the motions of an inauguration

and first term. :hi:

[JTFrog]

219. The Goddess of Peas - Doing Her Part to Promote Whirled Peas.

P.S. - I hear there is a special at the local dollar store on spell checkers (so you can get that peace thing fixed) and magic 8 balls (so you can try again). Maybe Hillary could get credit there. :shrug:

[TragedyandHope]

222. Thank you. Indeed, our next President Obama has done wonderfully.

Most Americans agree as they have clearly selected him as our Democratic nominee. With an overwhelming number of states won and an insurmountable lead in delegates and popular vote against such a well-known and respected figure, Obama has shown himself clearly worthy of his next job as President of the United States.

Thank you for your kind words of support!

[marshall]

225. Resounding Victory = Turning a 20 point lead into a 9 point lead

I wouldn't call that resounding. The population of PA was predisposed demographically to vote for her. What is surprising to me is that she lost over half of her lead.

[Buzz Clik]

228. Well, snake. You finally went over the edge.

Good luck adjusting your new medications.

[berni_mccoy]

229. MTSNAKE! WAIT! They haven't legalized Pot yet. Hold off on these haze-driven rants till then.

Lest they track you down and arrest you for possession.

[CBGLuthier]

230. delete

[Left coast liberal]

232. Oh brother! What planet are you living on?

[uponit7771]

235. LOL!!!! tooooo funny

[Tellurian]

254. ...

:kick:

[democrattotheend]

237. If Obama had just dropped out, this would be a very classy post

But since he hasn't and has no reason to, it seems arrogant and laughable. And the part about Chelsea is ridiculous...she has no experience as an elected official, won't even talk to the press, and unless we are establishing a full out monarchy there is no reason she would be entitled to run for president and make Obama wait in 2016...the arrogance of some of you Clinton supporters is truly astounding.

[dcindian]

238. your a little sick in the head.

Really!

[haymakeragain]

241. Dream on, hillarian, Clinton cannot win, regardless.

So figure out how you are gonna vote for November, Obama or McCain.

[The Stranger]

242. Where do people like this OP come from? Is this the fucking Twilight Zone or something?

[Lucky 13]

245. "Barack did EXTREMELY well to keep it close"??? He's WINNING!

You do your side a serious disservice by posting this shit... not to mention making yourself look like a tremendous jackass. I'm embarrassed for you.

[madrchsod]

247. tuesday is another day and god help us

if anyone else replies to this post on tuesday

[IowaGuy]

248. not too good at math...are you? n/t

[ecstatic]

249. hehe. cute. And please lose the Goddess of Peace thing

she is the GODDESS OF WAR, and has singlehandedly caused gas prices to rise by about $.50.

[Usrename]

Is being elected president something to be ashamed of?

I guess we are headed down that path, where becoming president might be an indictment, but I think Obama can turn it around.

[Usrename]

250. Is being elected president something to be ashamed of?

I guess we are headed down that path, where becoming president might be an indictment, but I think Obama can turn it around.

[Yossariant]

252. It's a pity. He had promise.