Hillary's Campaign is so broke.....her push poll calls are collect.

[TLM]

As per a request in another thread, something a little more light hearted. Please jump in and add your own.

Hillary's Campaign is so broke.....


... that at her last fund raiser they served ramen noodles.

... that the only media she can afford is the town cryer.

[mcctatas]

1. or, given Hillary's love of shootin'

at her last fundraiser someone asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said "Next one who moves!"

[roguevalley]

47. ... they are sharing toilet paper.

I know. I'm going to stand in the corner now. :+

[hfojvt]

2. HOW BROKE IS IT!!!

So broke that they cut Mark Penn's pay to a mere $2 million a week.

[dorktv]

3. That her opponents must spew hatred at her all day long.

:eyes:

[TLM]

4. I don't hate her for being bad with money or for her bad campaign planing

I just don't want her crashing the country into the ground the way she done with her campaign.

[psychopomp]

17. Funny thing is...

...when you talk about "spewing hatred at her" you end up sounding just like the frothing *bush-lickers that posted about us DU'ers criticizing (rightfully) their Lil' Boots. I mean that--they used to sound just like you.

[TLM]

5. ...her campaign bus is painted primer gray.

[TexasObserver]

6. Hillary's campaign is so broke, they can't pay attention.

[boppers]

7. ...that they have to "hope" for "change".

Stolen from a prior thread, but it was full of WIN, and needed to be repeated.

[TheDonkey]

8. Hillary's campaign is NOT broke. She can still afford about twelve hundred double cheeseburgers

No need to panic.

[MrSlayer]

9. They go to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

The bank asked for their calendar back.

[Cheap_Trick]

Hillary's campaign is so broke....

Her new slogan is "Yes, we could...if you could give us a ten and a fiver."

[barack the house]

10. Hillary is so broke she can't even afford to advertise on u-tube..

[barack the house]

12. Hilary is so broke xerox stopped sponsoring her.

[barack the house]

14. Hillary is so broke Mark Pennis on food stamps.

[mcctatas]

15. Freudian typo?

"Mark Pennis"
:rofl:

[barack the house]

35. Homer Simpson "doh" cringe.

[ruby slippers]

11. she only washes her hair every other night....(for real lately I think)

have you seen her lately? Sometimes it looks like she didn't shower. I know John McCain doesn't as he has ring around the neck BIG TIME....Check it out.

[JTFrog]

32. What a ridiculous thing to say.

I'm an Obama supporter and I can't stand the woman. But it's got nothing to do with her goddamn hair. Post like this just take away from the real criticism of this disgusting woman and her neo-con agenda.

[ruby slippers]

48. it's not the hair STYLE....it's just that she looks like she....

just rolled out of bed somedays. Can't help but notice. Grooming is an "issue" with me. But, sorry to stir your pot....it just bothers me, though.

But, you are right....her neo-con agenda IS disgusting......glad we agree on that. Peace!

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

13. even she has started drinking Kool-Aide

its a tough world out there when you're a millionaire.

[Hardrada]

16. Her campaign staff gets rooms at the Super-2.

[TahitiNut]

18. Hillary's Campaign is so broke that her reality check bounced.

[John Q. Citizen]

19. How many Clinton staffers does it take to change a light bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

[John Q. Citizen]

20. So broke she's recycling old bumper stickers from 1992.

[ccharles000]

21. She is resilient and intelligent I am sure she will pull through.

:hug:

[John Q. Citizen]

22. Yep, she has millions in personal funds, , but is counting on the suckers to keep her going

in the campaign.

That's intelligent. She's a lot smarter than her contributors.

[chknltl]

23. ...that all the King's horses and all the King's men....

...couldn't put her campaign
together again!

[chknltl]

24. If it's broke don't fix it!

The exception to the rule.

[chknltl]

25. That they have had to put change jars in convenience stores.

Truth in advertising, she wants to be the candidate of 'change' also.

(With thanks to a fellow DUer ((whose name I have sadly forgotten)), for suggesting this to me about a week ago.)

[JackORoses]

26. Hillary is so broke, she can't afford Kool-aid, now her people get "Purple Stuff/Grape Drink"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UayQTu2kH-U

Ingredients: Sugar + Water + Purple + Denial

[goletian]

29. lol, hillary so broke her supporters reduced to drinking unsweetened koolaid - nt

[Stop Cornyn]

27. Hillary's Campaign is so broke.....she had to fly coach for her Bosnia sniper fire reunion tour with

Sinbad

[2rth2pwr]

28. Yo mamas so fat after sex she rolles over and smokes a ham .

[Kurovski]

42. That's uncalled for.

Clinton has thick ankles, but you're really stretching it there.

[crankychatter]

30. $10 Donation you get a SuperDelegate Prayer Necklace and a Kerchief stained with Hillary's TEARS

put your hand on the RADEE-O and say "thank-ya Lawd"

[crankychatter]

31. President Obama is going to put her picture on the $1 food stamp

yeah yeah... I know, I need some new material

[Kurovski]

33. Hillary's campaign is so broke that she's looking to "The Vast Right Wing " for help.

[Raine]

34. Hillary's so broke she has to pinch a nickel till the buffalo pops.

:-)

[chemenger]

36. HilLIARy's campaign is so broke

that she has to challenge Barak Obama to a debate every other week just for the free air time.

[Perry Logan]

37. Hillary's campaign is so broke the Obama people are hurting themselves trying to make jokes about it

I'm holding my sides here. Obama people understand humor about as well as they understand politics.

[PDittie]

38. So broke she can't even pay attention.

Bada-boom.

[Bread and Circus]

39. ....she can't afford to pay attention to issues that matter to the American people

[Bread and Circus]

40. ...she can only afford to wear a 1/2 pound of makeup per day instead of a pound.

[Bread and Circus]

41. ...that her Chief strategist, Mark Penn, decided to step down....oh wait...

[psychmommy]

43. hillary is sooo broke

that her gotv team got up and went home.
thanks you guys. i have been getting bogged down with all the bs. this thread has made my day. even the hill people are funny. i am gonna read it over again.

[1776Forever]

44. so broke....the Bilderberg's are having a Help Hillary Fund Raiser for her & Bill

Video on Hillary & Bilderberg's One World Theorists Group connection here on a Ron Paul site:

http://www.oldthinkernews.com/Articles/oldthinker%20news/hillary_clinton.htm

..........

Interesting - :nopity:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

45. She's so broke, she's hoping for change.

[MyNameGoesHere]

46. Ramen noodles? I eat Ramen noodles. Am i broke too?

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