Desperate for Debate, Clinton Suggests One On “Back Of Flat Bed Truck”

[Ichingcarpenter]

From CBS News' Fernando Suarez:

WILMINGTON, N.C. -- Hillary Clinton wants to debate her opponent so badly, that she’s even willing to do it “on the back of a flat bed truck." During an outdoor rally standing before the U.S.S. North Carolina, Clinton said the debate doesn’t have to be in a “fancy studio.”

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/04/27/politics/fromtheroad/entry4048810.shtml


I thought this was the Onion at first!

[Jersey Devil]

1. Would she, could she, in a plane?

In the rain?

What is this, the forken Dr Zeuss Debate?

[Ichingcarpenter]

2. Don't need none of em 'fancy TV studios' either

Just wait until editorial cartoonist get a hold of this one!!!!!

[RazBerryBeret]

20. I posted this yesterday...

same thought;

I will not debate you on a truck, I would not, could not give a f@ck....
I will not debate you here or there, I will not debate you anywhere.

[Jersey Devil]

23. yesterday I was digging holes for tomatoes

LOL, sorry, but I also seduced your muse

[RazBerryBeret]

27. how many tomatoes did you plants?

I haven't put out my herbs or veggies out yet.
we can all share Seuss, ya gotta love him!

[leftofcool]

3. Obama will never debate her, no matter where it might take place

He's got enough problems keeping his spiritual advisor under wraps. Debates are going to have to take a back seat.

[backscatter712]

4. Please give me free airtime!!! I can't afford to buy ads anymore!

[ErinBerin84]

5. What the fuck?!

The back of a truck?!

Maybe I would watch a debate if a haunted hayride was somehow brought into the equation.

[Ichingcarpenter]

6. Why not in a Bar!

[indimuse]

9. freep much?

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[HiFructosePronSyrup]

13. Hit the nail on the head, didn't it?

:rofl:

[Ichingcarpenter]

24. Next to a Nascar?

[H2O Man]

7. Oh, dear.

That is sad.

[BlueIdaho]

8. I still say the Piggly Wiggly parking lot at midnight...

No cameras no microphones - just Hillary, she's been on both sides of most issues enough she can debate herself. Bill can even decide the winner.

"And the winner is... me."

[DearAbby]

10. lol

Desparation...Obama should ignore her, its a waste of time. He has other problems he has to deal with.

[jsamuel]

11. how about in a box with a fox?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

12. Hillary Clinton has experience on the back of flat bed trucks.

She gave a speech on one once, before rallying a rag team band of pilots to shoot down flying saucers that blew up all the world's famous monumnets.

[Hepburn]

14. Gawd, she is one pathetic, whining ball of shit...

...I cannot abide the sight to her! :puke:

[TahitiNut]

17. Hillary: "Waah! Waah! He won't pay attention to me! Me! Me!"

That terrible black man won't open the door, pull out the chair, and share a stage ... and she's ENTITLED to it!

Poor Nell.

[Swamp Rat]

15. LOLOLOL!!!

:rofl:

:wow: Damn! I thought you were posting an Onion article too! :D

[crankychatter]

16. Did she have a Pit Bull on a chain and a buck knife on her belt?

maybe a NASCAR sticker on the truck?

[TahitiNut]

18. "She’s even willing to do it 'on the back of a flat bed truck.'" TMI! TMI!

Funny. If that was the case, why did Monica get HER way??

(I need to go Clorox my brain.)

[Shakespeare]

19. She's beginning to develop a whiff of Huckabee.

:thumbsdown:

[newmajority]

21. Who does she think she is now, Mick Jagger?

[berni_mccoy]

22. Did She Have Her new Baseball Bat in Hand?

[americanstranger]

25. Don't do it, Barack!

she'll only try to throw you under it.

- as

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. Is this part of her blue-collar millionaire schtick?

[Ichingcarpenter]

28. Them "fancy TV studios" was another line

she did that will come back and haunt her.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

30. Next, she'll accuse Obama of "book learnin'."

[Elidor]

29. I'm STILL finding it hard to believe this is not the Onion.

:wow:

[4themind]

31. That's could conjure up some alternate images for some..

:scared:

[zulchzulu]

32. Nope. She has to debate as the last scene in the movie Cape Fear

She has to do the role of Cady in the very last scene with Sam, who could be played by Barack.


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