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kwenu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-28-08 04:25 PM
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We politely interrupt the arguing for a brief joke!!
Looking for work:

A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put
it in another, and have him looking for work in six
weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in four weeks.'

A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them both looking
for work in two weeks.'

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are
way behind. We took a man with no brains out of
Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the
country is looking for work.


Okay. You may resume hostilities.

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lisa58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-28-08 04:27 PM
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1. lol - thanks for the comic interlude
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Cant trust em Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-28-08 04:29 PM
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2. I think I'll be forwarding this one.
Thanks.
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lisa58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-28-08 04:32 PM
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4. I already did - great stuff
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-28-08 04:31 PM
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3. Levity on General Discussions: Primaries?
What a concept. But I doubt it will fly far here.
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juajen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-28-08 04:37 PM
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5. Love this one. I need a laugh and thank you for it.
NT
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-28-08 04:41 PM
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6. Oh that is so funny !!!
Thanks.
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