Dear God. You and I haven't talked in a long, long time.

[Maddy McCall]

I think the last time I talked to you was during the summer of 1982, when I was 16 and still wearing a size 32A bra. I prayed every night for a C, and you bestowed upon me a D by the time I began my junior year in high school...I don't think I ever thanked you for that...so, thanks.

Today I want to thank you for Reverend Jeremiah Wright. He's a good man, a passionate pastor, and a true asset to Barack Obama's campaign for presidency.

I'll try not to wait so long before we speak again.

Maddy

[anonymous171]

1. ...

[damonm]

3. And the relevance of this is...?

[anonymous171]

5. Never forget.

[PBS Poll-435]

8. Forget what?

[MonkeyFunk]

9. Never forget what?

Bill's cock? How can we forget when dolts like you won't stop talking about it?

Is it true it smells like cinnamon?

[JeanGrey]

12. Not sure, can you tell us?

[Binka]

18. Well She Prayed For A Bigger Bra Size God Gave It To Her So It Is Now Settled

Maddy is a BOOB. God said so.

[MonkeyFunk]

20. you make Hello Kitty sad

:cry:

[Maddy McCall]

22. Hello Kitty is crying sanguine tears.

:cry:

[Binka]

25. Hello Kitty Is Dancing No Tears From Hello Kitty

[panAmerican]

60. lol, you're bad!

[Bake]

64. There's a big difference between having boobs and being a boob.

Just sayin'.

Bake

[golddigger]

26. Post number one said it taste like cinnamon. Or did it say, like sweet honey nectar?

:evilgrin:

[anonymous171]

13. Let's see how Hillary defends Bill's return to office.

[MonkeyFunk]

16. Bill can't return to office

but cocksniffers tend to be constitutionally ignorant.

[anonymous171]

17. She's running on his record and with his encouragement.

She will have to defend his return.

[JeanGrey]

61. You sure know a lot about that subject!

[Lilith Velkor]

59. !

:spray:

[sueragingroz]

been there... done that... threw out the ratty t-shirt ;)

[rubberducky]

2. BIG smile from me to you!!

[MonkeyFunk]

4. LOL!

:thumbsup:


Congrats on the tits.

[Maddy McCall]

6. Thanks!

:D

[cliffordu]

11. self delete. Crabby post.

Hillary is still a second rate talent.


If Wright is the only thing they can bring Obama down with, we deserve a second rater.

[PBS Poll-435]

7. WOW....

:rofl::rofl:

HAHAHAHAHA

I wonder if 1(800)FLOWERS makes a gift basket for that very occasion...

[LSparkle]

10. Schaudenfreude (sp?) can be short-lived ...

Enjoy it now because we on the other side are expecting it
back soon.

[bigtree]

14. you're just like a prophet, Maddy

you and the reverend

[boston bean]

15. Can I get a Amen!

[golddigger]

30. Amen! Wright is D man.

[Hutzpa]

63. You mean Wright has a Boob, D size

c'mon....:shrug:


lol!

[Name removed]

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[Exilednight]

21. Oh, that's just not right.

her brain stopped developing way before that.

[golddigger]

27. Maybe if you pray enough you will receive one!

:evilgrin:

[berni_mccoy]

23. As with all good posts here, I demand proof. Gotta link?

[Hoof Hearted]

35. Now that's funny.

:rofl:

[libbygurl]

52. LOL!

[durrrty libby]

24. Uncle Jeremiah is a true treasure

Let us continue to celebrate

:party: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo:

[golddigger]

29. Lmao...Let us all celebrate. Obama's gift that keeps on giving.

:party: :toast: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo:

[Orsino]

28. So much hate.

:-(

[rodeodance]

31. oh maddy, i read this and can hardly type i am laughing so hard.

[Hoof Hearted]

32. I already put my call in, Maddy, but I'll join you in thanks.

:rofl:

[JohnnyLib2]

33. LOL! Will video follow?

:evilgrin:

[Poll_Blind]

34. When Clinton is out of the race, you're going to be all alone with that hate.

When Hillary's out of the running, it's not like she's going to invite you to her house so you can reminesce about the good ole days and hatch backyard plots. You're going to be a person who has filled so much of yourself with hatred and who will be all alone. Who spent so much of their fucking time on an internet forum making an ass out of yourself and spreading ill-will. Those are moments (and hours and weeks and months) you'll never get back- and for nothing.

I would enjoy seeing how your eyes flit from object to object in the room when you realize how empty you have become. You'll pretend it's not true but the lucidity will creep back until you cannot bear to deceive yourself any longer. That day may be today, or tomorrow, or next week or next year...but it's coming for you just as it has since you started to swallow this poison as mana.

Who or what will keep you company then, husk?

PB

[MonkeyFunk]

36. You're projecting

more than an IMAX theater.

This is a fun, lighthearted thread. The real hate here comes from the Obama fans.

[sellitman]

41. Not all of us.

Maddy made me smile.

Cheese tits!

[Auntie Bush]

40. I will!

[grantcart]

37. Ok I have to admit it this was pretty funny and only modestly snarkish compared to past posts

I am glad that Reverend Wright has enabled you to move beyond sourcing random anarchists.


Of course if He or She is partial to Rev. Wright and if He or She isn't so happy with his treatment here your OP could trigger

an invitation to a personal consultation - lol.

[kimsterdemster]

38. I'd like to know...

if Hillary or McCain have somone that they can site that has been their pastor for the past 20-years, who Baptised their children (OH their not Baptists) who married them? I need to know!

[SaveAmerica]

39. U R

2 Me

[Auntie Bush]

42. Have I told you latelty that I love you?

[IndianaJones]

43. you rock. nt

[emilyg]

44. Thanks. Chuckle time.

[Danger Mouse]

45. What a disgusting post.

:puke:

[Catchawave]

55. Why? She should have prayed for a D cup ?

:shrug:

[MonkeyFunk]

57. he's bitter

cuz he didn't get his 8 inches.

[PBS Poll-435]

62. So Bitter...

:puffpiece:

[tekisui]

46. Most of the connect Wright to Obama posts irritate me.

This one really made me smile.

I give you credit for originality and mentioning cup sizes.

:rofl:

[Name removed]

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[zulchzulu]

48. I'm going to give you the benefit of a doubt that you agree with Wright

Since Obama is the nominee, I'm sure you'll be doing your best to help out.

:hi:

[zabet]

49. k and r

:woohoo: Thank God!!!!

[Cameron27]

50. ROFL!

:D

[crimsonblue]

51. I speak on behalf of all men in seconding the thanks to God for the D.

Just joking. :yoiks:

[sueragingroz]

53. BUAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Bluebear]

54. We want pictures.

:)

[NashVegas]

56. This Is Really Cute, But

I'm going against conventional wisdom this one, in the long run.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

58. A D cup as a junior in high school is a true blessing...

if you don't want any eye contact from high school guys. :-)