Song parody: 'Hillary's Isle'

[americanstranger]

Apologies to Gilligan....

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
that's guaranteed to shock
It started out in Arkansas
But wound up on the rocks.

The mate was a former president,
The skipper Hillary.
She said by February 5th
The candidate she'd be, the candidate she'd be.

Throughout that February month
She lost by large amounts,
Her followers rose up and yelled
The caucuses don't count! The caucuses don't count!

The Skipper told the mate and crew, the voters we must rile,
We'll hit him with
The Kitchen Sink,
The radical Reverend Wright,
Go negative
We'll call him unelectable,
Here on Hillary's Isle.

So this is the tale of Hillary,
She's running out of time,
She'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To make Barack uncomfortable,
And hope he fails the test.

No votes! no cash! no delegates!
And not many primaries,
She's taking it to Denver,
Superdelegates will hear her plea.

So get out of the kitchen, friends,
If heat is not your style,
And send your cash donations
Here to Hillary's Isle!

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