IT IS OVER. PUT A FORK IN OBAMA. HELLO HILLARY.......

[Greenwood]

It's official. Obama just lost the race.

Hillary Clinton just won the Presidency.

[Adelante]

1. Heh heh

:D

[SeattleGirl]

2. Thanks for the laugh.

[haymakeragain]

3. Can I have a toke?

That's some good shit it looks like.

[Pawel K]

58. Don't insult pot smokers

people that smoke aren't that delusional.

[haymakeragain]

72. Sorry. How about shrooms?

Can i have some of those shrooms?

[tekisui]

77. Don't insult shroom eaters!

They are a shit sniffer.

[Jed Dilligan]

85. Crack/meth is more like it.

[roguevalley]

82. Self delete.

[DJ13]

4. Its not our fault you're stuck on stupid

[Mezzo]

81. and it's not your that reality is starting to set in...

[Mooney]

5. Not even close.

Sell your panicked spin to someone who's buying.

[PBS Poll-435]

6. From your fingers to God's GEMS

[EnviroBat]

7. Hahahahah!

:rofl:
:spray:

Another comedian...
Hey listen, you need to find the nearest rehab. The drugs are really making you stupid.

[endarkenment]

8. All caps? I'm convinced!

[DinahMoeHum]

9. This is sarcasm, right?

Next time, please use the smilie
:sarcasm:

[thevoiceofreason]

10. I was going to ignore you but you are too damn funny.

[mindfulNJ]

11. you're funny.

:rofl:

[Bensthename]

12. It must be true since you say so.

[WeDidIt]

13. Best. Sarcasm Thread. EVER!

UYou didn't even need the sarcasm emoticon thingie.

[Lucky 13]

14. Well well... a newbie calling it over for Obama.

:eyes:

[NoodleyAppendage]

15. Shouldn't you be watching Faux News instead of typing on the "computer thingy?" n/t

J

[EnviroBat]

20. Uh oh. He's usin all them fancy letters n' stuff...

Good for a laugh though.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

16. Magic beans grow fast when you add bong water.

[EnviroBat]

22. Unless your pissing in your bong to save water...

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

17. "I am still alive!"

- Caligula's last words, after being stabbed by his own guards.

[gkhouston]

18. The Onion is looking for a freelance writer...

I hope your other material is stronger than this.

[islandmkl]

19. damn...Barack should have done this months ago and saved us all this trouble...

you're new...you're amusing...you have no idea the lame level of your post...

try two more times, real quick...please

[oviedodem]

21. I notice that some of you Hillary supporters troll and never respond to

the responses, which tells me a lot.

[LakeSamish706]

23. Lol... Hey no one said you couldn't try, but no cigars here. n/t

[americanstranger]

Once the dust dies down, you'll get it.

But I won't try to explain it to you.

Obama played Hillary and the media again.

And they fell for it. Again.

You'll get it, in a couple of days, maybe.

- as

[myrna minx]

84. I remember playing RISK as a child, with my brother who was ten years older than me.

He'd allow me to win some battles, but because he had a long term plan and I did not, eventually, I'd be cornered on Madagascar with my 5 armies against his PILE. My "valiant" dice rolls would make an embarrassing attempt to stay in the game, but the numbers were always against me. Obama has Hillary camped out on Madagascar, but now, no matter how she rolls the dice, she loses.

[BlueIdaho]

24. Obama

Just took the narrative away from Hillary - bad news for her. It also shows a stark difference in how to handle problems. Obama removed Wright when it became clear that Wright's new agenda went beyond anything Obama could tolerate. Hillary - on the other hand - quietly moved Mark Penn to the back room with slick Willy when he double crossed her campaign. Regardless of how many times she says he no longer works for her - he keeps getting paychecks from her campaign.

So I ask you - who's the straight shooter now?

[newmajority]

25. **Yawn**

You Hilltrolls really need some new material. :eyes:

[madaboutharry]

26. If you are going to post statements like this

then you need to offer your reasoning. Simply throwing something out there like this has no meaning and no purpose.

[Swamp Rat]

27. Rush Limbaugh wants you to vote for Hillary DLC Clinton

They have dirt on her that will instantly end her campaign. ;)



:evilgrin:

[dionysus]

28. lee, lee, lee.... put down the hash pipe.....

[Connie_Corleone]

29. Put the crackpipe down very slowly.

[Barack_America]

30. Goodbye, Greenwood!

:thumbsdown:

[newmajority]

33. Maybe it's actually Lee Greenwood?

...And I'm proud to be a Hillbot
Cause I love the DLC
And I won't forget the corporations
Who gave their cash to me

And I'll proudly stand up
next to you
And bash Liberals today
Cause there ain't no doubt
I'm Republican lite
We bought the USA

[Barack_America]

43. That is BRILLIANT!

Did you write it?

:rofl:

ETA: That was worth taking Greenwood off ignore just so I could read your reply!

[newmajority]

46. Just came up with it off the top of my head.

Caffeine is working today. They don't always come that quickly.

[Barack_America]

50. Please make it its own thread.

It would be a shame for this to get lost in this otherwise useless thread.

[newmajority]

65. Done.

But this thread's getting more kicks than that one is :evilfrown:

[zulchzulu]

31. I'd find a better crack dealer if I were you

Whatever you're smoking must have rotted your brain.

[godai]

32. Not sure who's more delusional, you or your candidate n/t

[mythyc]

34. .

[kenny blankenship]

35. The Bitter - it makes you say stupid things.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

36. Does anyone else catch the PROUD 2 B AMURKIN whiff from this poster?

I've been smelling it for a while now.

[On the Road]

37. Which Superdelegates Have Changed Sides

or have come out for Clinton? Because that's what it's come down to.

[frickaline]

38. congrats on your crystal ball, the rest of us will just wait for the process to play out

[barack the house]

39. Oh ok then will tell him that when he see this through to the end. *sigh*.

[bowens43]

40. ROFLMAO!!

I hate to break it to you bubba but nothing has changed. Obama has an insurmountable lead.

[cosmik debris]

41. My feet aren't cold-- Hell hasn't frozen over yet. n/t

[Hoof Hearted]

42. Your has a typo. It's O-VAH.

Barack O-vahbama.

[onenote]

44. by "official" you mean, of course, in your dreams.

The only thing that is "official" at this point is that Obama leads in delegates.

[DefenseLawyer]

45. Nurse Ratched, why don't you just give Greenwood his cigarettes? n/t

[Speck Tater]

47. Why does this nonsense always come from people with under 500 posts on DU? NT

[JackORoses]

49. because Hillarites consistantly get tombstoned and come back from the grave to haunt us

[Milo_Bloom]

48. Clinton has no path to nomination.

[Window]

51. LOL! First, she'd have to win the nomination. Second, she'd never beat McCain.

Wishful thinking pal.

[Az_lefty]

52. little early for the whiskey, isn't it?

[speedoo]

53. LOL. 182 posts... are they all as idiotic as this one? nt

[SemiCharmedQuark]

64. What do you call a post that says "Listen up! Angry White Male Here"

:shrug:

[speedoo]

75. I do believe you've got him figured out. nt

[Life Long Dem]

54. Are you speaking from the parking lot with Hillary or inside the stadium with Obama?

:rofl:

[MNDemNY]

55. Your only half-right.

[girl gone mad]

56. K & R

We could all use a laugh today.

[Better Believe It]

57. Oh? Will She Be Running As An Independent Republican?

She sure won't get the nomination.

[yellowcanine]

59. You wish. What, did his delegates abandon him? Because that is the only way he loses.

[Danger Mouse]

60. If you click your heels three times and say that to yourself over and over again,

maybe Glenda the Good Witch will come and grant your wish.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

61. This is headed for a Squirrely.

[Obamanaut]

62. As advised to someone else today - do not take a pee test. nt

[zerostar]

63. It's OFFICIAL!!!111!!! (all caps like)

[juajen]

66. Don't let them get to you. We are all allowed to have an opinion on DU.

NT

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GOBAMA!

[rniel]

68. Funniest post

I've heard. Recommended.

[walldude]

69. I'm sure she will... right after she tells off Bill O'Reilly

for being a misogynist prick. :rofl: :rofl:

[Tropics_Dude83]

70. Obama will drop out on May 7 after 2 point win in NC and 11 point IN loss

Supers will flood to Hillary to ensure that it is so.

[Pawel K]

73. So I see that the OP isn't the only one that is delusional

what drugs are you guys on?

[zulchzulu]

79. Are you a betting person?

I have $1000 that says Obama is the nominee. Put your money where your mouth is?

:rofl:

[myrna minx]

87. I'll wager a $100.00 donation to DU that you are wrong about Obama dropping out on 5/7.

Want to take me up on that? We'd have to hammer out what a "flood" of supers means, but I'm willing to bet you on this. Before you take my bet, you should read this thread and see which way the "supers" are going...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5742084

[Jamastiene]

71. IBTL

Can't say nice things about Hillary in this forum. You'll get your thread locked. I know. It happened to me a month ago.

[spanone]

74. drunk this early in the day?

[Lucky 13]

76. He's winning. She's losing. Get over it.

[Butch350]

78. IT IS OVER. PUT A FORK IN OBAMA. HELLO HILLARY.......

Sorry. But it's not over until Hillary starts singing.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

80. All caps and little substance to the post.

Hence, a squirrel for you.

[myrna minx]

86. Yay! n/t

[Zhade]

83. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Thanks for the laugh, chuckles!

[helderheid]

88. Oh?

[GetTheRightVote]

89. Missed math class did you ? Thank you for the laugh though, lol

[Auntie Bush]

90. Say hello to a lot of new Hillary SD.

Maybe she won't even need them if the remaining states wise up.

[wisteria]

91. A bit premature don't you think? Personally, I think Obama has it.

Hillary should have been forked a long time ago.