Weird Kerry endorsement from Dr. Blockhead

[Domitan]

http://www.lewrockwell.com/block/block40.html

You can see how desperate people are to get Bush out at any cost. Even this scary version of an ultra-liberitarian is begging Kerry to push out Bush and offering his suggestions.

"For God’s sake, we’ve got to get rid of that imperialist war-mongering socialist fascist George Bush! You’ve got to go the Gene McCarthy route. It’s not too late. You can jettison that baloney about getting the U.N. involved in the carnage. No! The only way to get elected is to pull out now, and offer reparations for the many sins of the U.S. government (previous administration, of course). So far, at least as President, you haven’t murdered a single solitary innocent person. Let’s try to keep it that way, shall we?

Now look. Full disclosure here. I’m a libertarian. I don’t like your socialism any more than I like the Bush variety. In some ways, you’re even worse, beholden as you are to some of the worst elements in the domestic polity: teachers, unionists, welfare queens, and Hollywood, as well as organized, victimological gays, women, blacks, Jews, Hispanics, etc. But I’m willing to overlook all that. Anything, to see that the monster Bush gets his just deserts come election time. My thoughts: Christ, what a windbag!

So here’s what you’ve got to do. Pull out all our troops from everywhere. Now! (Ok, ok, wait until you are elected). If you learn we’ve got some soldiers on the moon or Mars, this goes for them as well. No more foreign military bases. Ok, ok, you can have as many foreign military bases as Switzerland has. Tell you what I’ll do: I won’t even insist you disband all our consulates abroad. This goes to show you just how moderate a libertarian like me can be. And they call me an extremist! Faugh! I hope and trust you appreciate my forbearance on this matter."

[Gildor Inglorion]

1. "faugh"?

"faugh"? Dear me, ya gotta love this guy. Who else would have the cojones to use the word "faugh"?