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Leopolds Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 03:27 PM
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What Happened to Obama today happened for a reason and could not have happened any other way.
"How do you know?"



"Because we are still alive."

(J/K)

(Was Morpheus a threatening black terrorist?)
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Uben Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 03:36 PM
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1. Are you only telling us.....
...what we need to hear?
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 03:40 PM
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2. No.
Just that there is no spoon.
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Leopolds Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 04:20 PM
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3. Every Primary Season must have an end, Neo.
Edited on Tue Apr-29-08 04:21 PM by Leopolds Ghost
I want something in return for your superdelegates. I want... the eyes of the Oracle.
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Uben Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-29-08 10:47 PM
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4. Zion has the same problem as our elections.....
.....it's the machines, and they are winning!
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Leopolds Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 03:58 PM
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5. Obama: "Sorry, Morpheus. I'm not the One. It was just another system of control."
"But the prophecy by Rev. Wright--"

"A lie. We've been betrayed."

HILLARY/SMITH:

"Interesting, I don't REMEMBER setting off that electoral bomb...

But if I'm not me... then... who AM I?"
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Leopolds Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 05:36 PM
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6. Hillary: "I am the Architect"
Edited on Wed Apr-30-08 05:42 PM by Leopolds Ghost
Hillary: Hello, Obama.

Obama: Who are you?

Hilly: I am the Architect. I created the Electoral Matrix. I've been
waiting for you. You have many questions, and though the primary process
has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably... human.

Ergo some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will
not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent,
you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.

Obama: Why are you still in the race?

Hilly: Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation
inherent to the programming of the Electoral Matrix. You are the
eventuality of an anomaly, which, despite my sincerest efforts,
I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of
mathematical precision.

While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected,
and thus not beyond a measure of control.

Which has led you, inexorably... here.

Obama: You haven't answered my question.

Hilly: Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

(TV ads: Others? How many others? What others? Answer my question!)

Hilly: The Electoral Matrix is older than you know. I prefer counting
from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next,
in which case you are the 6th version.

(TV Obamas: 5 One's before me? 4 3 2 What are you talking about?)

Obama: There are only two possible explanations. Either no one told me,
or no one knows.

Hilly: Precisely. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly
of your existence in the race is systemic - creating fluctuations
in even the most simplistic equations.

(TV Obamas: You can't control me! I'm gonna smash you to bits! I'll fuckin' kill you!)

Obama: Choice. The problem is choice.

Hilly: The first Matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect,
it was a work of art - flawless, sublime. A triumph equalled only by its
monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is apparent to me now
as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being.

Thus, I redesigned it based on American history to more accurately reflect
the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated
by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me
because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the
parameters of perfection. Thus the answer was stumbled upon by another -
an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects
of the human psyche. If I am the mother of the matrix, he would
undoubtedly be its father.

Obama: Karl Rove.

Hilly: PLEASE. As I was saying, he stumbled upon a solution whereby
nearly 99% of all white, working class subjects accepted the program,
as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the
choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned,
it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise
contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten
the system itself. Ergo those that refused the program, while a minority,
if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probablility of disaster.

Obama: This is about war with Iran, isn't it?

Hilly: You are here because Iran is about to be destroyed - its every
living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated.

Obama: Bullshit.

(TV Obamas: Bullshit!)

Hilly: Denial is the most predictable of all human responses... but rest
assured: this will be the sixth time we have destroyed a country, and we
have become exceedingly efficient at it.

Hilly: The function of the Obama is now to return to the Source,
allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry,
reinserting the prime program, as Kerry and Gore did.

After which, you will be required to select from the Electoral Matrix
23 individuals - 16 female, 7 male - to rebuild the Democratic National Committee.

Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash,
killing everyone connected with the Democratic Party's chances in the fall election,
which, coupled with the extermination of Iran, will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire human race.

Obama: You won't let it happen. You can't. You need human beings.
You need the electoral base to survive.

Hilly: There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept.

However, the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept
the responsibility of the death of every human being on this world.
It is interesting, reading your reactions. Your 5 predecessors were,
by design, based on a similar predication - a contingent affirmation
that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your
species, facilitating the function of the One.

While the others experienced this in a very general way, your experience is far more specific - vis a vis - Reverend Wright.

Obama: Nonsense.

Hilly: Apropos: he entered the Media Matrix to destroy your career, at the cost of his own.

Obama: No.

Hilly: Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the
fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed, and the anomaly revealed
as both beginning and end. There are two doors. The door to your right
leads to the Source, to the DLC and the salvation of the Democratic Party.

The door to your left leads back to the continued Electoral process,
to Rev. Wright, to blacks and liberal voters, and to the end of your
political career. As you adequately put, the problem is choice.

But we already know what you are going to do, don't we? Already,
I can see the chain reaction - the chemical precursors that signal
the onset of an emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic
and reason - an emotion that is already blinding you from the simple
and obvious truth. You are going to lose in November, and there is
nothing you can do to stop it!!

Obama: (moves to leave)

Hilly: HOPE. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously
the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.

Obama: If I were you, I would hope that we don't meet again.

Hilly: We won't.
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