My wife and I will be divorcing

[auburngrad82]

You see, I'm an Obama supporter and she's a Clinton backer. I don't think we'll be able to reconcile our differences after we vote in Tuesday's North Carolina primary. Since we can't reach common ground and agree that we're going to back the eventual Democratic nominee, even if it's not our first choice, we both agree that the only option is divorce.

It sucks but I'll get over it. We have things in the works. I'm planning on becoming a Muslim and she's contacting a couple of gay friends to see if they can help her become a lesbian...

[leftofcool]

1. LOL!

[TahitiNut]

2. Well, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

:rofl:

[theoldman]

3. Your post makes about as much sense as some of the

others I have read. BTW, I think it would be easier to become a Muslim than a homosexual.

[papau]

4. At least she is not a vegetarian atheist faculty member - or is she?

[taterguy]

5. The important question is:

How hot is your wife?

[livetohike]

6. LOL auburngrad 82

Nice to see you :hi:

[greguganus]

7. I bet she always wants to be on top. n/t

[ChairmanAgnostic]

8. don't forget the solid post-nuptial

The one that says, in part,

"In further agreement as to post-election activities, communications, whether in person or by phone, e-mail, text, or any other writing, the parties hereby agree, upon advice of their individual counsels, that should the presidential candidate commonly known as HIllary Rodham Clinton take the oath of office, in part due to an enraged majority of the democratic party, and the re-invigorated GOP, her first and only term of office will be filled with spite, deceit, attacks, and a total lack of any tangible legislative, administrative, or leadership-based success, the party of the first part (the Obama supporter) is herein permitted to gloat, rub it in, and state "I told you so," for a period not exceeding 6 consecutive weeks, beginning after the new congress and senate begin their initial session.

"Both parties agree, aver and attest that such gloating will not result in any physical abuse, violence, or constitute any sort of attack that would justify the entry of an order of protection. Both parties further affirm that any gloating exceed or fall outside of the agreed to 6 week limitation described above, this act or acts will allow the party of the second part, (The Hillary Supporter) to visit the local gunsmith, procure and solicit a firearm of the caliber of her choice, to be used at close range. This agreement hereby deems any further act or acts of violence as an act of Self Defense."

[HereSince1628]

9. Why does she need the life-style change? Is she taking a job

that requires it?

[IronLionZion]

10. You're doing the right thing for the right reasons.

:rofl:

[styersc]

11. I read your post and thought, "A person with no class at all".

And then I saw your screen name and the pieces fell into place.

[undeterred]

12. they don't have "irreconcilable differences" any more, do they?

[Lucky 13]

13. I'm a lesbian and would offer to help her switch teams, but...

... I can't stand Clinton anymore than you can. And I find supporting Hillary Clinton a most unattractive quality in a woman.

But hey, if you want to send any Obama girls my way, I stand ready to do my dykely duties.

[Barack_America]

14. Please accept my condolences and this complementary latte...

:hug:


;)

[unpossibles]

15. she's moving to the Isle of Lesbos?

cool!

[Texas Hill Country]

16. ROFL!

[Rainbowreflect]

17. Maybe my husband & I should meet with you & your wife.

I am an Obama supporter and he is a Clinton supporter.
:evilgrin:

[Crunchy Frog]

18. Well, at least you know it's all her fault.

:evilgrin: