Hillary Clinton is a zombie.

[edhopper]

Yes, I know the Hillary supporters will take offense, but I thought it was pretty funny.

http://adullache.today.com/2008/04/30/campaign-of-the-living-dead/

"super atomic zombie Hillaries." Indeed :D

[Oleladylib]

1. and then there is dumbobama.

[edhopper]

6. Is this a reference to his

big ears? Or are you making a joke about his intelligence?

[guyanakoolaid]

2. This analogy is all wrong simply because Hillary isn't dead!...

she's just been looking that way lately.

[hedgehog]

3. Actually , this is the picture I prefer. It's honest.

[edhopper]

7. Ah, do we know that for sure?

I think the writer makes a compelling case. :D

[Avalux]

4. Not to hijack your post, but I heard something funny from George Romero today.

He was asked what he thought of all the new zombie movies being made and how fast the zombies are, running around all over the place.

He said he thought it very odd because clearly, zombies can't run. They're stiff because they're dead and their ankles would snap. :D

[edhopper]

5. There is a joke somewhere here

about Hillary and her notoriously thick ankles.

[Avalux]

8. Ah!

The thick ankles would surely give her an advantage as a zombie; she would be faster than most. The extra flesh would protect the bones from snapping so readily.

Is that why she doesn't wear dresses?

[edhopper]

9. That's the rumor.