Could Cheney's Ticker Take The Shock Of Bush's Death?

[DrFunkenstein]

"Dick Cheney could be President," according to George Bush. But would he make it? It has now come out that Cheney's doctor - the one saying Cheney was in the pink - was secretly a drug fiend.

If I'm not mistaken, the man has already had 4 heart attacks, not to mention several unaccounted-for weeks in a secret bunker below the earth's surface (if you know what I mean).

The question arises, like his heart rate, could Dick's ticker take it? Bush goes down from a maniacal madman bent on world domination or from a pretzel, how is Cheney going to respond to the sudden stress, not to mention direct sunlight?

Perhaps more importantly, what will happen will millions of children suddenly see this very creepy man on their television sets growling incomprehensibly? The cost of therapy alone will send the American economy reeling...



"Hey kids, go f*ck yourselves!"

[stellanoir]

1. Well put!

[mzmolly]

2. You are soooo bad!

:P

[AndyTiedye]

3. That Stuff About Cheney's Ticker is a Cover. He is Undead. He Cannot Die

unless he fell on a wooden stake or something.

[DrFunkenstein]

5. LMAO!!!

Whatever gave you that impression?

[DieboldMustDie]

6. Where's Buffy?

:shrug:

[NNadir]

4. OK. Let's say Bush dies.

Then Cheney dies. Hasert has a heart attack, and Frist cuts himself while trying to revive Hasert and bleeds to death, Powell resigns on the grounds he can only function when he's on his knees...

...how many of these do we have to go through before Nancy Pelosi becomes President? :-)

[hyphenate]

7. You know

I don't think he HAS a heart. They removed it already and pretended it was still there. In actuality, I don't think Dickhead Cheney has had a heart for the better part of his life.

[donhakman]

8. 10 98765

[donhakman]

9. or