Would You Prefer an Hour of GDP or Sex?

[PBS Poll-435]

[mmonk]

1. Is this a trick question?

[Bucky]

96. Not necessarily. The OP didn't say whether it was paid-for sex vs an hour in GDP

I know the "right" answer, but I also know what the historical trend is in the choices people make. We all say we prefer sex, but too many people here are obviously making the other choice.

[BlooInBloo]

2. mmmm GDP sex.... even better than angry sex!

:rofl:

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56. It does the trick, for some.

:freak:

[jillan]

3. That was a no-brainer.

Sex is wonderful.

GDP is not.

[babylonsister]

4. An hour of sex no longer computes. Sounds good though. nt

[Occam Bandage]

5. ...honestly?

:rofl:

[supernova]

6. GDP Sex, Is that like

sex without lube?

:hurts:

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10. Minus Lube

Add Sand

[mcctatas]

7. Can I have 15 minutes of one and 45 of the other?

[Forkboy]

8. Sex with people in GD-P. Can't have much more unity than that.

[scarletwoman]

58. I'm, like, ALL for unity! You got some free time tonight?

:D

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62. GDPLOVE.COM

:scared:

[scarletwoman]

66. Bring. It. On.

:rofl:

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69. I would, but I am scared of contributing charges.

:scared:

[Forkboy]

93. Hehe...I knew I could bring this place together.

:woohoo:

[scarletwoman]

127. As an old hippie, I have long advocated coming together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJqNxKdgyqM

:loveya:
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[ret5hd]

9. What about a Costanza trifecta? GDP, Sex, and a sandwich!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHchl4AxsE0

[BlooInBloo]

11. THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS!!!

hahahaha!!!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

98. Here ya go: GDP sex pix.

[BlooInBloo]

113. woot! lolol!

[Aloha Spirit]

12. These kind of inquiries are exactly why primaries should not last more than 18 months.

Seriously. 16 months tops. after that, it's waiting for godot meets no exit meets an MTV reality show, at best.

[babylonsister]

30. I'd settle for four months. nt

[thewiseguy]

13. No sex with Hillary supporters!

:hide:

[cbayer]

72. C'mon, you know you'd love it. nt.

[Bensthename]

14. I am doing both right now..

:woohoo:

[bunnies]

15. Is a root canal an option?

Just curious.

[ContinentalOp]

16. OMG, only 59% for sex?

I think I see the problem here now.

[PBS Poll-435]

21. OMG

SNORT LAUGH

Oh...that hurts.

[mmonk]

17. Both, I assume means at the same time?

[PBS Poll-435]

22. Exactly.

For the less "enthusiastic."

True story - I have a recently divorced friend who said that she filed her nails during sex with her ex-husband.

[mmonk]

29. Bet that gave him a complex.

Both at the same time would require less or split attention to a specific task. Probably would end up with poor or mediocre results.

[gateley]

18. Sex. I've had more than my fair share of DU lately.

Can't say the same about sex. :(

[cbayer]

73. Awww, Gately!! That explains a lot.

:hug:

[AlCzervik]

19. "Would ya please pass the jelly?"

[Condem]

20. At times this place is....

Alas, not now.

[QC]

23. Some people here might be more pleasant if they were getting some nookie.

It sure couldn't hurt.

[PBS Poll-435]

25. It might on the receiving end...

4 months of self-denial. For the cause.

[cbayer]

74. Makes you much more loving and lovable, in my opinion. nt.

[QC]

85. Or at least less crabby. n/t

[Aloha Spirit]

87. Or more crabby.

[QC]

88. Let's not talk about that.

I caught those things once, and as awful as the crabs themselves were, far worse was having the clerk in the drugstore treat me like a leper. I felt like she was going to make me walk through the store beating a drum and shouting, "Unclean! Unclean!"

[slinkerwink]

24. Definitely sex since my relationship has now turned into a long-distance one

[PBS Poll-435]

31. I am sorry to hear that.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

[Straight Shooter]

26. Sex with whom?

I have standards, ya know. :)

[PBS Poll-435]

27. It is your free time. Spend it with the ones you love...

Or love to hate!


:D

[gkhouston]

28. Whoa, crosspost that to LBN!

I didn't know anyone in GDP had standards. ;-)

[Straight Shooter]

37. LOL.

:D

[goldcanyonaz]

32. an hour of sex with my husband reading du. How fucking hot is that?

[PBS Poll-435]

34. Distracting!

:pals:

[thewiseguy]

33. The crosstabs on your poll are way off. You are no better than ARG!

:evilgrin:

[PBS Poll-435]

35. Zogby, however....

Is still trying to find the right mix...



:toast:

[thewiseguy]

36. I bet you Zogby could have produced more realistic numbers!

:)

[myrna minx]

38. I didn't know

we GD:P ers had conjugal visits? :rofl:

[PBS Poll-435]

39. It was in the packet that was distributed when you signed up.

You are just now finding out about the "benefits?"

:puffpiece:

[myrna minx]

108. I mixed up that packet up with the

Gay Agenda packet I received from Liberal Agenda HQ. Damn. I missed out on numerous GD:P furloughs and conjugal visits! :rofl:

[AZBlue]

40. Who the heck voted for GDP?

They need a vacation. Now.

[PBS Poll-435]

43. I have a few ideas....

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

119. The admins could tell us ... They know everything about us!

[Marrah_G]

41. Only an hour for sex? WTF? that's hardly enough time to get started !

[PBS Poll-435]

51. You seem like a candles & potpourri kind of gal

Hats Off!

[Marrah_G]

54. Absolutely ! Candles are a must

Add in the smell of new leather and.........swoon!






(bet you didn't see that one coming!)

[muryan]

80. Lol! Its like that new car smell

nothing like it

[rug]

42. Some consider masochism to be sex.

[PBS Poll-435]

48. Indeed. That would be the wild card in this poll.

(All of the above. And LOVIN' it)

[Bryan]

44. That all depends on who the sex partner is

If it's Donald "The Leather Teddy Bear" Rumsfeld or Karl "The Sausage" Rove, I'll take GDP every time, thanks...

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45. But what about Condoleezza (The BOSS) Rice or Karen (The Accommodator) Hughes

:puke:

[Bryan]

46. That's also a no-brainer

GDP FTW!

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47. :-)

hahaha

[Solon]

49. You just gave me an image in my head I'll not soon to forget...

Not to mention this type of dialog:

"Honey, can you move it to the left a little...oh..oh! What the fuck?!?! I can't believe that poster just said that about Obama, can you hold on a second baby, I need to flame this asshole!"

Needless to say, I didn't vote for the "both" option. ;)

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50. It could REALLY cause some confusion.

:rofl:!!!

[Solon]

55. Even worse if you want to roleplay!

OK, I just put another really really fucking ugly image in my own head! x(

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57. I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Ouch, FUCK, my ear!

[liberalhistorian]

81. Especially over what's really

meant when they say "oh god, oh god"! :evilgrin:

[Arugula Latte]

120. Or you'll yell out in the middle of, um, passion: "Did you even READ the article:?"

Or "Welcome to my Ignored list!"

[scarletwoman]

52. GDP is hot. It's like sex without the wet spot on the bed. It's like sex without having to worry

about if you accidentally fart.

It's like sex without having to figure out how to get out from underneath your partner's arm and/or leg so you can get up and go pee after it's over without waking him (her) up.

It's like sex without worrying about if your eye makeup is smeared after you got all sweaty and abandoned all your inhibitions.

It's like sex when you don't have to worry about morning breath.

In other words, GDP bears only a passing resemblance to reality, but it's an entertaining way to spend some time.

:D
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[PBS Poll-435]

53. Yeah

That's it.

You have the best answer, hands down.

[scarletwoman]

60. Thank you!

:D

[Lilith Velkor]

86. Holy shit, I didn't know you were into S & M

:loveya:


Shiny shiny, shiny boots of leather...

[scarletwoman]

126. LOL! Well...

it's all irrelevant anyway, when you're old and celibate.

;)
sw

[americanstranger]

90. There are those here (on both sides of the Great Divide)

whose posts I find kind of sexy. It's a style thing.

Big brains are sexy, and so are well-chosen words.

I'll say no more, lest I become thought of as Creepy Stalker Guy or something. :evilgrin:

- as

[scarletwoman]

125. Might I infer that I might be one of those you reference in your first sentence?

In any case, I could no more think of you as a "Creepy Stalker Guy" than I could think of DU as a front for the Republican party.

Thanks for your delightful comment!

:D
sw

[reflection]

59. Can I have them simultaneously? n/t

[PBS Poll-435]

61. Some do, but remember, SPELLING counts.

:P

[reflection]

65. see colon enter?

That's the DOS way.

[PBS Poll-435]

67. DELTREE

OUCH

:rofl:

[reflection]

68. Yeah, they'll probably DELTREE this subthread soon

:spray:

[PBS Poll-435]

70. Nah....

Format DU:gdp /Q

[Lerrad]

63. I don't think I could last an hour, so I guess GDP. n/t

[PBS Poll-435]

64. You could "Fake It."

:rofl:


:hide:

[cbayer]

71. Sex after a day in GDP?

Hot. Very, very hot.

:rofl:

[PBS Poll-435]

106. Yikes

Maybe a little too "aggressive?"

:scared:

[cbayer]

109. hehe

You just have to know the "safety word"

I'm just kidding!

:rofl:

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110. Postage! Postage!

:rofl:

[Beregond2]

75. After ten minutes

of sex, I start thinking about politics anyway.

[cbayer]

76. After 15 minutes, I forget all about politics

Love my baby.

[PermanentRevolution]

77. Hmm, lemme think real hard...

Heh. "Real hard..." geddit?

Just so happens GDP is the only option currently available to me, thank you so very much for reminding me...

:mad:

[scarletwoman]

78. I like how you think.

:D

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79. Heal thyself.

[bridgit]

82. Sex please, I hate being diddled for all the wrong reasons...

[liberalhistorian]

83. Ya know, if this entire thread

isn't DUzy-worthy, then I don't know what is!!!!!!!!!

[bridgit]

84. You have to be an Obama supporter to be considered for a DUzy...

Such as it is, or a friend of the would-be wannabe neo-liberal-oligarchs period

[Youphemism]

89. Can't we have our whipped cream and eat it too?

Let's all get together at the convention and have sex. Last one there has to blog it all.

[ruby slippers]

91. but not my husband. He doesn't know what GDP is....

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99. He is better for it.

And won't need therapy later from it.

[RiverStone]

92. Sex is soooooooooo much better!

Even more so because my girlfriend and I never talk about politics during sex.

But when I'm talking about politics, I still think about sex.

Can we have more polls like this? :think: :pals:

[PBS Poll-435]

95. LOL

Free time from politics, I guess.

:-)

[WillyT]

94. I Haven't Been Able To Do An Hour Of Sex For Some Time Now...

Damn you, Father Time!!!

:evilgrin:

[izzybeans]

97. I'm only here when I'm not having sex.

:)

[cloudythescribbler]

100. Hell, I prefer an hour at the dentist to an hour on GDP ...

but I have a good dentist, FWIW

[PBS Poll-435]

101. How "Good?"

:rofl:

[cloudythescribbler]

107. better than GDP but not as good as sex, somewhere in that hopefully wide range!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

102. One is good at removing a headache. The other one gives you a headache.

What do you think?

[redqueen]

103. Not exactly a tough decision, is it?

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104. The results are staggering!

:P

[Sundoggy]

105. GDP - I get plenty of sex already, thanks n/t

[demokatgurrl]

111. If only there were a way....

to have sex on the GDP board.:P

[TahitiNut]

112. I can't remember.

What's the difference? :dunce:

[PBS Poll-435]

114. Fluids

Different fluids.

[TahitiNut]

115. Vital juices? Purity of Essence?

I seem to recall a movie .... :dunce:

[Arugula Latte]

121. GDP produces bile.

Sex produces, you know ... stuff.

[TZ]

116. I'm really curious about the

people who choose GDP only.....:crazy:

[PBS Poll-435]

117. I am more than curious, I am concerned.

[panhead1961]

118. Alone or with Someone/Something?

Sex while posting

[PBS Poll-435]

124. Ummm.....

Your pick, I guess.


:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

122. GDP and Sex have something in common: Both require a good shower afterwards.

[PBS Poll-435]

123. That is for sure!

:spray: