I have come to the conclusion that a good chunk of GDP doesn't really read posts before they respond

[Marrah_G]

And I mean that in the nicest of all ways. You will understand later.......

I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time.

A few of you will get this.

Most will just think me insane.

Either way........It's good to smile again while reading GDP!

[FSogol]

1. What???! How dare you say that about Chuck?

:rofl:

I have come to the conclusion that a good chuck of GDP doesn't really proofread posts before they respond. ;-)

[Enrique]

4. what about Evil Chuck?

:shrug:

[Marrah_G]

5. Totally!!!!!!!

I am soooooo bad about hitting post too quickly. Then I go "oh shit" and hope to edit before anyone sees what a doofus I am.

[mrbluto]

2. I'm not sure how to respond.

Your post is unclear.

Are you pro-Obama, or anti-Hillary?

Let me know so I can know how to respond.

[Marrah_G]

6. I am anti-mrbluto !

Pay attention.

[mrbluto]

13. Jeeze. Now you want me to do that.... compreh... compra...comprehension thing?

That thing they wouldn't shut up about in high school?

fine.

[Marrah_G]

14. I don't believe you can do it.

[mrbluto]

25. Ok. Now you have me worried.

I hope I haven't inadvertently insulted you. (no insult was intended)

I've looked back over my posts and yours and I, master of subtlety, I'm not detecting where it might have happened.

Perhaps you think I've gone overboard?

I admit that it is quite possible.

I've already felt compelled to apologize to a nice person who quoted poetry. Nice poem too.

So it wouldn't be the first time I've erred.

Let me know and I'll rectify or explain, or apologize if need be.

[Marrah_G]

29. ~snort~

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!

:rofl:

[mrbluto]

32. Or have (sniff) your emoticon laugh at me.

...always an option.

[Mother Of Four]

68. Got your note..

The humor fell way flat with me- but I'm not too proud to say I didn't see the funny and did the fuming instead.

:hug: Mr Bluto

[mrbluto]

69. People should check out the poem you quoted.

Especially the "Keep, Ancient Lands, your storied pomp!"

Royalty is the problem.

Whether it's incumbent, aspiring, or incubating.

I'm sure this crowd can figure out what three people I just alluded to.

[polmaven]

73. AHA!

Now I get it!

[yardwork]

43. You're supposed to make that decision instantly while halfway through the subject line.

And then respond very strongly and viciously to the OP based entirely on your split-second decision based on one-half the subject line. And then, if someone points out that you misconstrued the OP by 180 degrees, you're supposed to insult everyone in sight.

[Marrah_G]

44. SCREW YOU, YARDWORK!!!!

[yardwork]

53. Why I oughta......!!!!!!

:rofl:

[Marrah_G]

60. Oh yeah- well you just try it !

[mrbluto]

52. Sorry. I'll do better next time.

I'm... I'm... I'm just losing my nerve.

There's so many people who need the benefit of my wisdom.

I can't dish it out quick enough.

[yardwork]

54. You gotta get faster. Start responding to threads without reading the subject line AT ALL.

That should double the number of posts you can reach with your wisdom. lol!

[polmaven]

74. I gotta agree!

Reading the poster's name should be plenty! Wassa matter with everybody?

[Occam Bandage]

3. It's Pavlovian.

[H2O Man]

7. I strongly disagree ....

and, now that I've said that, I shall go back and read your OP that I so strongly disagree with, to find out what you said.

[Marrah_G]

15. When you are done you can have a cookie !

[mrbluto]

28. Such weakness - you can't be an Obama supporter on DU.

Therefore I'm am now selecting what flavor of verbal whup-ass to open up on you.

[FSogol]

8. Why did you edit it?

:-(

I miss good Chuck.

[Marrah_G]

9. Chuck is Evil !

[DevonRex]

Is it Chucky the evil doll? nt

[Marrah_G]

33. Only pieces of him !

[Mabus]

10. I agree

Thanks for the link to that video. This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen.

:rofl:

[Marrah_G]

12. You're welcome !

Anytime!

[Mabus]

16. Pffft!

I don't think you even read my well-reasoned and thoroughly researched response. You should really check out footnote #496. I think it is the most definitive treatise on monkey butts that has ever been written. Not only that, it shoots down everything that H2Oman said in his response to you.

[Marrah_G]

20. Did too, did too, did too !!!!

Stop calling H2Oman a Monkey's Butt !

[Mabus]

24. You're saying that because H20 Man is a Monkey Butt is the reason that oil costs so much?

Makes perfect sense to me. I'll e-mail all my friends and let them know that high oil costs are because H2O Man is a monkey butt. Thanks for clarifying that!

:hi:

[Marrah_G]

46. Olive oil was on sale yesterday AND I had a coupon !

[ShortnFiery]

11. Thanks for your empathy Marrah_G. You understand that tensions are high and hesistate to JUDGE.

More "self-righteous" nanny posts. :eyes:

[Marrah_G]

17. Kicking this for Chuck ! May he rest in pieces.

[End Of The Road]

18. You want me to READ that shit?

No way! Just want to get my post count higher.

[greguganus]

19. Yay! Go Obama! n/t

[swishyfeet]

21. Thanks for keeping you post less than 8,000 words.

It helps.

[Marrah_G]

38. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS LESS THEN 8,000 WORDS?

Huh? Huh? Am I supposed to believe you not only read my post but also COUNTED THE WORDS?

[JohnnyLib2]

22. And just where are the proper citations??

:evilgrin: :hi:

[Marrah_G]

30. Now Johnny...be good!

hehehe... I kill me

[mrbluto]

37. Excellent movie!

"This gun shoots through schools!"

[JohnnyLib2]

57. LOL, love the old song, too.

In my case, it's too late.

[DevonRex]

23. You are SO right, Marrah. I didn't read all of one yesterday and

responded positively to him - only to realize later that he was a re-tread troll. Kinda embarassed about it but I'm trying to tell myself that it's just because I'm not a suspicious person. :) It's not working very well, though. :(

[Marrah_G]

31. Doh- I totally forgot about that one !

[DevonRex]

34. And you were one of the ones who figured it out right away. And

I am an idiot. Oh well, humility is a good thing, no?

[Marrah_G]

36. I'm a doofus on a good day ! Once in a while I get lucky!

And yes Humilty is a wonderful thing..... AND.... it allows us to laugh at our own silliness.

[cloudythescribbler]

26. If the post is long, & I have a relevant point I know I want to make, I sometimes skim them myself!

true confessions ...
:wow:

[Marrah_G]

42. ~blink~

:spank:

[yardwork]

47. Yeah, me too, but I try not to respond unless I've figured out the main point.

[mrbluto]

59. Your statement...

...presupposes the existence of an object (i.e. main point) not always in evidence.

Let's hope you never have a halting problem.

[yardwork]

27. I've noticed the same thing - it's really hilarious.

[Marrah_G]

35. It's like.........

Punked meets GDP !!


Shhhhhhh......

[yardwork]

41. It's performance art. I love it.

[QC]

39. FAIL! The Smiths were a much better band than The Cure. n/t

[Marrah_G]

40. Liar- you are not a blacksmith!

[yardwork]

45. Black cats are not evil! So stop saying that!!!!!!!

Epic Fail.

(Insert insulting graphic.)



:rofl:

[QC]

48. My cat's breath smells like cat food. n/t

[yardwork]

49. You Obama supporters are so clueless! Get a clue!

[mrbluto]

55. Now THAT is the sort of surreal, non-contingent response...

...I've been looking for!

Cat's breath/Clueless...heh.

You magnificent bastard!

[polmaven]

75. Yeah, 'cause...

my cat's food smells like ....Oh, I don't know....I just wanna go home and start playing in garden dirt this weekend!

[Marrah_G]

61. Yeah, I heard it did !

[DearAbby]

50. I liked the Tin Man..

I cried when he realized he really did have a heart!

[Citizen_Penn]

51. Hey, is this where I get tickets to see the Boss?

Oh, sorry, wrong board.

:blush:

next time, guess i should READ.

:toast:

[yardwork]

56. No, you're in the right place. Send your money to this paypal account...

[QC]

58. If they can't even read the damn forum rules before posting,

you know they aren't going to research obscure party rules.

[mrbluto]

63. Obscure? You mean like that "Brokered Convention" cheat?

That I keep hearing about? Especially after I say anything nice about Edwards?

[mystieus]

62. The problem is how the forum is setup... most people only bother to post in the subject line.

I'm guilty of not reading messages because 90% of the time there's nothing in the message box but a sig..

The forum layout needs a overhaul... to allow Coherent Discussion.

[mrbluto]

71. This is a very important point.

Terms of a discussion, design of the interface, is critical to how the discussion will go.

I wish I could recommend your post.

Do you perhaps deal with this sort of thing in RL?

p.s. I'm adding you to my buddy list so I can remember the source of such a useful observation.

[mrbluto]

64. They locked my poll. (mope.)

Some jerk made an allusion to the word "Maccaca" I think, so I really don't blame them if that was it. I really don't think racism has a legitimate place or use on this board. (except as an object for dissection)

[Marrah_G]

65. I saw that- it's a shame, that was a piece of art.

[mrbluto]

66. You know what's hilarious?

One person voted for an investigation, not now, but as soon as Obama is nominee.

It would show a certain level of planning:

"Hold off until Obama clinches the nomination, then start the investigation of a Senator in the middle of prime election season. (of which I have no idea what it's about)"

I hope it was someone trying to be funny.

[Marrah_G]

67. The whole thread was hysterical- like watching lemmings run-

[mrbluto]

70. ...run into...WALLS! ...Repeatedly!

Saying "there's a cliff here somewhere!"

[Lilith Velkor]

72. That was me

And yeah, you gotta make sure the monster is incapacitated before giving Ken Starr another $40 million (at least) to find something on her so that the press can blare about it for the rest of the year.

Maybe even prosecute her for trying to count all the votes instead of getting over it, like good Democrats are supposed to do.

Everything bad is the fault of the Clintons. Bipartisan Unity, baby! :woohoo: :party:

[Buzz Clik]

76. I don't even have to read the OP to know you're wrong.

[madinmaryland]

77. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!1!!

GET A CLUE!!1!!

Nevermind--> :hi:

[jmondine]

78. That's sexist!

[jmondine]

79. That's racist!

[Lochloosa]

80. I'm confused....are you trying to be nice?

[cbayer]

81. OMG. Reading those two threads was the most fun I've had in days.

Here's to Mr.Bluto!!

:toast: