I've been at DU. you know what's REALLY getting OLD?!?

[PretzelWarrior]

John McCain. That guy seems to get more senile and more crotchety every day. Let us hope his health holds out long enough to be a somewhat worthy opponent to Barack Obama.

P.S. McCain isn't just old, he's sickly....wrong about so many issues in our modern political life..and Bush's bitch.

We don't want more McBushler in the white house.

[elocs]

1. I can't wait to see McCain next to Obama on the stage at the debates.

People will look at the two of them and say, "Oh...My...God!"

[XemaSab]

2. Oh, seriously

My 80-year-old grandma at the nursing home thinks that dude's old and decrepit. :P

[PretzelWarrior]

5. my flesh-eating zombie neighbor thinks McCain looks bad

he is the evil chipmunk. His pouches filled to the brim with lies.

[XemaSab]

7. That lump on the side of his cheek?

It's his conjoined twin, who sneaks out at night and murders people.

It's true.

But there's a conspiracy to hush it up. :o

[PretzelWarrior]

8. bahahhaa. I thought it was where his wife stashed her drugs

[EFerrari]

11. LOL!

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

10. You bet.

:woohoo:

[yellerpup]

3. The GOP will be so overwhelmed at the polls in November

that there will be no way to tinker with the voting machinery and get away with it. Their time of getting away with s**t is over. They cannot win with McCain. K&R!

[H2O Man]

4. He is an

oldie and moldie. Time to focus on the general election.

[libnnc]

6. Eh? Whatca say there sonny?

[PretzelWarrior]

9. OMG what a funny picture

"thanks for the photo op, you little jerk. now where's my navy? WHERE'S MY GODDAMN NAVY!?"

[lxlxlxl]

12. People were as fearful of older presidents than atheists!

I think it was a Pew poll from earlier this year (?) that outlined presidential preferences on different categories. I think age beat out atheism as a bigger concern.

[PretzelWarrior]

15. I wonder how stark raving lunatic ranks?

or old man who doesn't know an Al Queda from an Ansar al Islam?

That maniacal "Bomb, bomb, bomb....bomb bomb Iran" still really freaks me out. As does a modern 100 years war.

And the ever hopeful statement to his audience in Michigan, "Your jobs aren't coming back. Get used to it, suckas!!"

[frickaline]

13. lol @crotchety, maybe he can work that into his campaign

John McCain!
The Crotchety(tm) choice!

[PretzelWarrior]

16. "I'm OLLLLLDDD!!"

and crotchety

[az chela]

14. Has anyone every noticed

that his eyes look dead???He must be a zombie and has as much charisma as a dead snake??
Little boy bush and his senile uncle mcinsane are both ready to be put out to pasture

[PretzelWarrior]

17. when he says "My Friends" it is actually code to his zombie army

to go out and destroy.

[eleny]

18. Campaigning is grueling

[PretzelWarrior]

19. If Obama can get this nailed....rest for a couple of weeks...

and then go zip around the country to large crowds in 50 state strategy....McCain just won't be able to keep up.

[eleny]

21. I just read here at DU that Obama will go on a European tour when he clinches the nom

McCain better fire up his flying carpet if he has hopes of keeping up.

[PretzelWarrior]

23. McCain is scheduled to meet the Queen of France, tour the vatican located in Belgium

and see the Great Wall in Brazil. He doesn't know much.

[eleny]

24. There they go!

[barack the house]

20. It is going to be too easy in the end.

[galledgoblin]

22. I almost feel sorry for him

I don't think he's all there anymore. I think it's his advisers and the party which has pushed him back into the race and are using him as a mouthpiece, using him to push a much more lunatic conservative agenda that he never would have supported a decade ago.

but the ugly things he has said as a mouthpiece, whether his words or not, puts a limit on my sympathy.

[Major Hogwash]

25. The same people posting here saying Hillary is not old, will defend McCain on age.

It's called the "fossil" vote.

And they like to defend old fossils.
More often than not, because they themselves are old fossils.

So, be warned, don't disrespect McCain for being a dried up old dick.
Because he actually WAS at Pearl harbor.

That totally freaked me out when he mentioned that last month, as if that is going to make me feel better, knowing he was born when steam-powered warships ruled the 7 seas.

Fuck.

[PretzelWarrior]

26. lololol. wow. he IS old.