Hillary Clinton reserves seat at Cyote Ugly Saloon for month of June

[PretzelWarrior]

Speaking on condition of anonymity, top Clinton aides have stated Hillary Clinton is not expected to announce a concession to Barack Obama, but will instead "wait things out....think about it all" perched on a corner stool at Cyote Ugly in Las Vegas.

Campaign field workers are beginning to break down local offices and head back to their regular lives as they come to grips with a sure thing that didn't quite come through.

SATIRE ALERT

[populistdriven]

1. More! More! More!

Could Hillary Clinton Have What It Takes To Defeat The Democrats In 2008?

http://www.theonion.com


Obama Practices Looking-Off-Into-Future Pose
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obama_practices_looking_off_into

[PretzelWarrior]

2. I love this one

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obama_clinton_mccain_join_forces

WASHINGTON—Presidential hopefuls John McCain (R-AZ), Barack Obama (D-IL), and Hillary Clinton (D-NY) announced Monday their plans to form what many Beltway observers have already dubbed the "2008 Nightmare Ticket," a calculated move that political analysts say offers voters the worst of both worlds.

After nearly a year of verbal attacks and negative campaign ads, the nominees announced that, for the good of the country, they were willing to push their differences to the forefront and grant the American people the ticket they've been dreading all along.

[PretzelWarrior]

3. satire/humor on GD-P deserves a kick

even if it is self inflicted.

:kick:

[Raine]

4. LOL

:spray: :rofl: :thumbsup: