Breaking: Michelle Obama tape reveals her pet name for Barack: HOWDY!

[rateyes]

In the tape she is reported to remark:

"Howdy manage, under great odds, to win the Iowa Caucuses."

"Howdy end up winning almost twice as many states as Hillary."

"Howdy win more pledged delegates than Senator Clinton."

"Howdy go up against the Clinton machine and get the nomination of the Democratic Party."

"Howdy do it. He's smart. He ran a superior campaign. His message of change resonates with the voters."

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Now, I know that some of you may doubt this tape's existence, but I have been told by 5 reliable sources that someone told them they had seen the tape, and relayed the information to them. Don't take my word for it. Take theirs!

There are others who would say that "Howdy" is supposed to be written "How'd he" and that the statements are indeed rhetorical questions, and that as statements the subject "Howdy" does not agree with the verbs given in the alleged statements, and that, being a Princeton educated lawyer, Michelle Obama certainly knows the proper way to use verbs with subjects. But, just wait until you see the tape....you'll know that I'm telling you the gospel truth. Have I ever lied to you before? :shrug:

And, by the way, other sources tell me that Michelle lovingly calls Barack "Howdy" because that was the first word he ever spoke to her, when he remarked, "Howdy, beautiful!"

Sincerely,

Larry Johnson

[NightWatcher]

1. best post ever

give this a DUzy

[rateyes]

2. Howdy

Doody!

:rofl:

[Withywindle]

3. it's the ears. n/t

[EmilyAnne]

4. Its the red hair and bandana. Talk about pandering for votes, he's really going all out for the

freckly people votes.

[rateyes]

6. Hey, watch it, you

freckleist! :rofl:

[rateyes]

8. I like the work gloves...

shows he's a man that's unafraid of hard work.

[FatDave]

16. You beat me to it.

By over an hour. Curse you day job!

[central scrutinizer]

9. Isn't that a keffiyeh?

He's not only a puppet, but a terrorist puppet! Somebody call Michelle Malkin!! I'm series, this is hugh1!1!1

[Kittycat]

5. DUzy material

[rateyes]

7. Awwww, shucks...

:blush: :hi:

[reflection]

10. Awesome! n/t

[Canuckistanian]

11. She also calls him a "Jew"

"Jew eat breakfast?"

"Jew wanna go shopping for a new suit?"

"Hey, Jew go to the store for me?"

:rofl:

[npincus]

19. excuse me?

:rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

20. LOLOL!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[truebrit71]

12. ROFLMAO!!!!! Simply superb!

:rofl:

Brilliant!!!

[damntexdem]

13. Now it's Howdy.

After January, it will be Doody. He will have dood his doody and put the country back onto the road to recovery.

[OilemFirchen]

17. Makes sense

"Dude, he did it!"
"Dude, he's the president!"
"Dude, I'm so psyched!"

[K Gardner]

14. Alright.. this one is worth NOT hiding ! :-) Hilarious... !

[barack the house]

15. ...

[OilemFirchen]

18. There are others lurking out there...

The "Izzy" fiasco.
The embarrassing "Woody" small talk.
The confusing "Willy" conversations.

And, of course, the provocative "Diddy" tapes.

[VolcanoJen]

21. Oh you are, like, my favorite person today!!!!

Hysterical!!!

:loveya:

[rateyes]

22. I'm humbled.

:blush:

[AtomicKitten]

23. First belly laugh of the day for me.

Thanks for that. :D

[rateyes]

24. ...

:hi:

[casus belli]

25. That's Larry "Lardass" Johnson to you, friend.

Let's show the man the respect he deserves.

[rateyes]

26. Well, you didn't have to get personal....

:rofl: :hi:

[Kablooie]

27. But Mr. Howdy was the nickname for the demon in The Exorcist.