Its obvious...

[Coexist]

Obama needs to choose a Jewish (yet firmly Christian), Latina, middle-class, hard-working woman from a Southern, yet Mid-Western state for his Vice President.

[greguganus]

1. and she should be handicapped. n/t

[countingbluecars]

2. with military experience. n/t

[Coexist]

20. and have foreign policy 'gravitas'

[fifthoffive]

3. and over 60

[rurallib]

4. while looking 30.

[papapi]

12. and acting 20.

[cliffordu]

17. lol. Fock that's funny....

[Tom Rinaldo]

5. Does anyone get points for coming in close?

Can't spin Clark into being a woman plus he's white; but he has a latina daughter in law , he is Christian but his biological father was Jewish and he was born in a Mid-Western State but spent most of his childhood growing up in the South. He is rich now but spent almost all of his career as solidly Middle Class and sure as hell works hard- plus he's got that military thing, and is over 60 but has the body of a man much younger.

[Tim4319]

6. How about Epstein from "Welcome Back Kotter"?

He was Jewish and Hispanic.

[Bake]

16. He's got a note from his mother, too!

Signed,
Epstein's Mother

:rofl:

Bake

[NatBurner]

18. lol

[panhead1961]

7. With backing from PETA and the NRA

[cabbage08]

8. lol kick

[Coexist]

15. lol!

[grantcart]

9. Right handed YOUR FORGOT RIGHT HANDED

No ticket has ever won with two left handed candidates.

[Brundle_Fly]

10. 10 years of CIA experience wouldn't hurt.

[papapi]

11. She should appeal to white male voters. So, well - - -you know.

She should like cantaloupe.

[EFerrari]

13. Wouldn't that be Charo?

:shrug:

[TahitiNut]

14. Coochie-coochie!

:rofl:

Xavier Cugat was one helluva musician, too. :silly:

Actually, I was always blown away at Charo's virtuosity on the Flamenco guitar. She was awesome.

[papapi]

23. She is a wild and crazy gal alright.

[K Gardner]

19. ROFL !!

[reflection]

21. KICK FOR MARIA GOLDSTEIN, JR!!!!!!!!!

I KNEW SHE COULD DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

[LowerManhattanite]

22. Don't joke...

...I know someone who almost fits that demo—she's on;y 35 years old, though so I don't know if she's eligible. :)

[papapi]

24. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

[Coexist]

25. and won the Heisman.

[redqueen]

26. Hahahahahahaha

:D

[jespwrs]

27. Better yet,

Just pick the great governor of Kansas! VP for Kathleen!